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Your Simpsons character
Moe is a gruff, working-class character who runs a bar, survives rough nights, and hides a softer, lonely core — much like Parker's frequent bar/nightlife anecdotes and the weary-but-sociable attitude: 'Bay area is so fun at night... get free drinks... fight breaks out' and 'Just watched a dude get his ass kicked in a pizza joint...'. Moe's rough exterior and occasional vulnerability mirror Parker's combination of toughness, drink-fueled chaos, and genuine need for connection.

Your MBTI personality Type
Parker displays classic ESTP traits: extraverted and action-oriented (they relish nightlife and social chaos—'Bay area is so fun at night'), sensing and pragmatic (talks concretely about injuries, money and survival—'My phones been shut off... rationing out my momey and food'), thinking-in-the-moment and direct (sarcastic, blunt humor and quick reactions to events—'FUCK I missed my emergency doctor appointment... I snuck out'), and perceiving/adaptable (shifts plans, couch-surfs, travels for 24 hours—'Been traveling for nearly 24 hours'). Their impulse for immediate experience, physical work preference (mining), and quick problem-solving under pressure align with ESTP more than with reflective types.

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Parker • 29 • Cigar-smokin' Sapphic Mariner • Former miner, coydog at heart • It/It • Monogamous & fiercely affectionate when safe • Bay Area by default, Wyoming soul • Living loud, loving harder.– @Parker69922

Your signature cocktail
The 'Hammock Hangover' mirrors Parker's whiskey-and-cigars vibe ('>4 shots of whiskey >hung over' and 'Cigar Smokin Latina') with smokiness for the cigar and mezcal, bourbon for the bar-raw honesty, and maple for country-flavored warmth that nods to their Wyoming longing — 'The urge to live alone in Wyoming.' The espresso is the kick they need after long travel or a night couch-surfing — 'Been traveling for nearly 24 hours... just hungry.'

Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff fits Parker because they are stubbornly loyal, hardworking, and down-to-earth: they repeatedly talk about sending money back to their mom and missing real, steady relationships — 'Thank yall... I can send money back home to my mom' and 'I miss having someone I love in my life.' Their persistence through couch-surfing, injury and missing meds shows loyalty to survival and care for others rather than showy heroics, more Hufflepuff than Gryffindor bravado. Their blue-collar ethic and patience with difficult circumstances match the house's dedication and fairness.

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This song about wanting a way out and carrying family responsibility fits Parker's hopes and stresses: 'If I had a car I would reach out to the old mine I worked at and go back to work there' and they worry about supporting their mom—'It means I can send money back home to my mom.' 'Fast Car' captures the ache to escape scarcity while trying to protect loved ones.

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