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Lisa Simpson is a perfect match as she is intellectually curious, socially conscious, and often challenges misconceptions with factual arguments, much like the user's tweet: "Herodotus informs us that Persian youth, from their fifth year to their twentieth year, were instructed in three things always to ride a horse, to draw a bow and to speak the Truth. Both Parsis and Iranian Zoroastrians are renowned for honesty in the societies they inhabit." The user also displays a strong sense of moral clarity, exemplified by the post: "When a constable was brutally attacked by a drug addict, 62 year old Chef Tehmtan Dumasia sprang into action, no training, no hesitation, just sheer Zoroastrian courage!" Their critique of false narratives, such as "The supposed distinction between Parsis and Iranis is nothing but tribal nonsense amd a contemptible fiction maintained only by those with a vested interest in fabricating differences where history reveals only variations on a common Zoroastrian heritage.", mirrors Lisa's habit of correcting misinformation. Additionally, the user's engagement with social issues like assimilation in France and the UK, e.g., "France’s assimilation machine is ruthless, but when you physically fit the expanded “Latin/Med” template and you play the secular republican game perfectly, it can erase migration in one lifetime.", reflects Lisa's concern for justice and equality. Overall, the combination of historical knowledge, moral conviction, and willingness to confront hypocrisy aligns closely with Lisa Simpson's character.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows introverted focus on solitary, in‑depth analysis rather than casual social banter, e.g., "Let’s address this pure engagement bait blaming Parsis/communities for Mumbai’s real estate prices. A classic case of lazy analysis by those allergic to facts." Their intuition emerges in the way they weave broad historical patterns together, such as "France’s assimilation machine is ruthless..." and "Herodotus informs us that Persian youth..." indicating a preference for abstract, big‑picture thinking. Decision‑making is driven by logical, data‑based arguments, highlighted by references like "Sources: BMC reports, urban policy studies" and the systematic debunking of myths. The structured, numbered threads ("1/6 … 7/ Final Take") and clear action plans reveal a judging orientation. These combined traits point to an INTJ personality type.

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Zoroastrian historian, Mumbai myth‑buster & soda‑story teller—how a refugee’s ₹8 in 1884 birthed Ardy’s. #Heritage– @parsihistory

Your signature cocktail
The Mithra's Medley fuses Persian fire and Indian spice, echoing the pride in Zoroastrian heritage and the early Indian soda story. It references the tweet 'India’s oldest soft drink brand predates Coca Cola! In 1884, a Zoroastrian named Ardeshir Khodadad Irani started Ardeshir’s in Pune after fleeing Yazd, Iran, with just ₹8.' (tweet), which informs the sweet soda element. The French absinthe splash mirrors the observation that 'Assimilation. France has a big elastic “med” bucket: marseille, corsica, old spanish/italian immigration, pieds noirs, plus maghrebi families.' (tweet), representing the fluid cultural mix. A ginger syrup kick pays homage to the Mumbai heat and the sharp critique that 'Bucolic simpleton squawking away about “power”. 70%+ of Bombay redevelopment flows to Parsi builders in SoBo.' (tweet), adding a spicy edge. Finally, a candied pistachio garnish nods to the community’s mercantile success and the tweet 'Parsees just formed a significant minority amongst Marwadi Hindus, Banias, Bengalis (including Tagores and Roys!), Jains, Khatris, Jews and Konkani Muslims, nearly every “mercantile caste” in India.' (tweet), completing a drink that is both sweet and resilient.

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The user repeatedly celebrates acts of courage, e.g., "When a constable was brutally attacked by a drug addict, 62 year old Chef Tehmtan Dumasia sprang into action, no training, no hesitation, just sheer Zoroastrian courage!" shows bravery. They also honour heroic sacrifice, as in "Lt Cdr Firdaus Darabshah Mogal ... made the ultimate sacrifice at sea while saving six shipmates ... His bravery remains an inspiration." Their willingness to confront misinformation and defend their community, seen in "Debunking the Absurd Blame Game on Parsis for Mumbai’s Real Estate Prices🧵" and "Bucolic simpleton squawking away about “power”. 70%+ of Bombay redevelopment flows to Parsi builders in SoBo." demonstrates a bold, outspoken spirit typical of Gryffindor. While they also share scholarly knowledge, the dominant pattern is standing up against perceived injustice with daring language, aligning more with Gryffindor than the other houses.

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The song "My Way" by Frank Sinatra captures the defiant, self‑assured tone that permeates @parsihistory’s tweets. The user repeatedly asserts Parsi pride and rejects external blame, as seen in “Debunking the Absurd Blame Game on Parsis for Mumbai’s Real Estate Prices” and “The supposed distinction between Parsis and Iranis is nothing but tribal nonsense”. Their celebration of historic and contemporary Zoroastrian bravery—e.g., “When a constable was brutally attacked … Chef Tehmtan Dumasia … sheer Zoroastrian courage!”—mirrors the song’s refrain of living life on one’s own terms. The lyrical line “I did it my way” echoes the user's insistence on protecting heritage and challenging assimilation narratives, from “France’s assimilation machine is ruthless” to “Spare me the LARP of innocence”. Overall, the song’s confident, unapologetic stance aligns perfectly with the user's blend of historical scholarship, cultural advocacy, and outspoken criticism.

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