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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the closest match because he embodies the mischievous, anti‑establishment attitude that dominates @parsonsthemute’s feed. The user constantly repeats a catch‑phrase (“Act like a chud think like a woke”), much like Bart’s iconic “Eat my shorts,” and posts chaotic, meme‑filled content such as “We need class collaboration between the moids and the foids” and “In punk music being anti‑establishment … the most transgressive thing is to sell out.” Their self‑deprecating lines (“I’m genuinely dumb as bricks …”) and absurd anecdotes (“I thought that the opium bird was a real extinct animal”) mirror Bart’s naive trouble‑making. The user’s frequent provocations (“Maybe ancoms and ancaps are not so different after all”) echo Bart’s love of stirring controversy and challenging authority. Overall, the blend of rebellious humor, catch‑phrase repetition, and a penchant for edgy satire fits Bart’s cartoon persona best.

Your MBTI personality Type
The frequent, loud, and outward‑facing jokes like 'Zoomer on the bus accidentally stepped on my pristine condition yeezys and I damn near vaporized him' and the constant self‑promotion ('I have a leopard print adidas tracksuit and you don’t, this automatically makes me cooler') point to an extraverted style. Their posts jump between abstract concepts, obscure vocabulary ('The word of the day is: Lugubrious') and speculative syntheses ('I had a vision that a synthesis of the Rajneesh movement and communism is gonna be the next big thing'), indicating a dominant intuitive (N) preference. They often frame arguments in logical, theory‑heavy language, e.g., 'My meat and I recreated the Chomsky Foucault debate' and 'Do the reading or get liquidated by the trans neo cheka', showing a thinking (T) orientation. The erratic, meme‑driven posting pattern—repeating 'Act like a chud think like a woke' dozens of times and hopping from one random anecdote to another—reveals a perceiving (P) lifestyle. Putting these together, the profile matches the classic ENTP 'Debater' type.

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21-yr-old polyglot, oyster-eating meme curator, streaming indie beats while debating Marx over coffee. Forever chasing the next absurd idea.– @parsonsthemute

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The base of rye whiskey gives the drink a revolutionary backbone, echoing the user's self‑identification as a "some kind of accursed commie ✹". A bitter splash of Campari adds the "dark marxism" and the bitter edge of their meme‑laden sarcasm, as seen in the tweet "Act like a chud think like a woke". Black sesame syrup provides an earthy, almost "opium bird" depth, mirroring the line "I thought that the opium bird was a real extinct animal up until now". A dash of absinthe brings the psychedelic, vape‑like surrealism of their "Arctic Mango Fuckblaster 9000" comment and the chaotic vibe of "My meat and I recreated the Chomsky Foucault debate". Finally, a sprinkle of edible gold glitter reflects the brag about their leopard‑print tracksuit – "I have a leopard print adidas tracksuit and you don't, this automatically makes me cooler" – and gives the cocktail a flashy, self‑aggrandizing finish.

Your Hogwarts House
The user displays a strong sense of self‑importance and ambition, e.g., "No gods no masters except for me, cause I'm goated and should be exempt from the rule," which aligns with Slytherin's desire for power and superiority. Their repeated bragging about status, such as "I have a leopard print adidas tracksuit and you don't, this automatically makes me cooler," shows the cunning confidence typical of Slytherins. The user also rationalizes self‑preservation in a ruthless way: "I think the best motivation for not killing yourself is just forcing yourself to develop a god complex… I'm better than them so I can't die," reflecting Slytherin's resourcefulness and self‑preserving nature. While they reference intellectual topics ("My meat and I recreated the Chomsky Foucault debate") they use them to bolster their own image rather than pure curiosity, a hallmark of the strategic mind of Slytherin. Overall, the blend of ambition, cunning self‑promotion, and a willingness to manipulate ideology points to Slytherin as the most fitting house.

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The defiant, anti‑authority vibe of the user matches the aggressive protest anthem 'Killing in the Name' by Rage Against the Machine. Their repeated line 'Act like a chud think like a woke' shows a willingness to mock both sides, echoing the song’s refrain of refusing to obey. The tweet 'No gods no masters except for me, cause I'm goated and should be exempt from the rule' reflects the song’s anti‑master narrative. Their brag 'I have a leopard print adidas tracksuit and you don’t, this automatically makes me cooler' mirrors the song's swagger and rebellious confidence. Finally, the nihilistic line 'I think the best motivation for not killing yourself is just forcing yourself to develop a god complex' aligns with the song’s angry, confrontational tone.

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