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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Hobbyist Passion: His dedication to miniatures and gaming is clear in 'For #miniaturepainting #miniatures and #40k I'll be moving that exclusively to blusky' and planning model builds around 'Space Marine 2' cutscenes.
- Practical Planner: He thinks about real financial moves like 'Probably going to be moving my money into recession proof stuff soon' and 'Might be a good idea to start investing in commodities and utilities.'
- Playful Creativity: He imagines wild bits of persona and props — 'This is my goblin mask' and 'becoming a Vtuber, but like, a Cthulhu spawn' — showing offbeat creative energy.
- Self‑aware Calm: He finds comfort in aging and reflection: 'I actually like feeling older...the feeling of time passing is very comforting for me,' showing emotional maturity.
- Community Engagement: He participates in gaming and tabletop communities, asking '#warhammer40k friends... Necrons or World Eaters!?' and sharing tournament prep, which shows active social involvement.
Weaknesses:
- Online Trolling: He revels in petty wins and arguments, e.g. 'Me getting into arguments with people on Blossom because they couldn't read' and joking about being blocked by a known editor.
- Financial Worry: Frequent tweets about markets and being 'literally ruining all of my holdings' indicate stress that can color decisions under pressure.
- Impatience: He gets frustrated with slow or broken services like 'Still no code for my account, and it's been like, 30+ minutes. I give up on even downloading the game,' which shows low tolerance for delays.
- Crude Humor: Occasional coarse or blunt posts — 'Porn' quote retweets, '#whatacunt', and other blunt exclamations — can offend some audiences.
- Distraction: He juggles many hobbies and small obsessions (games, minis, MTG, investing), like planning model builds during cutscenes, which could diffuse focus from deeper goals.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy is the best Simpsons match: a precise, opinionated nerd who will argue pedantically about games, comics and rules, just like Dylan 'getting into arguments... because they couldn't read' and obsessing about MTG, Warhammer, and precise game mechanics. Both take pride in their niche collections and relish petty online victories (Dylan's blocked brag fits Comic Book Guy's snark).
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Dylan reads like an INTP: introverted and reflective (he values 'the feeling of time passing' and comfort in aging), highly intuitive and analytical (obsessions with game mechanics, market movements — 'Jfc #NVDA, it's literally ruining all of my holdings'), and prefers thinking over emotional processing (he says 'I've had a very hard time communicating with such AI, I find people way easier' when discussing AI, showing nuanced social calibration rather than performative small talk). His perceiving side shows in juggling many hobbies and changing plans ('Might be last time', moving content to Bluesky), and he often debates rules and logic online: 'Me getting into arguments with people on Blossom because they couldn't read.' Those lines of tweets support the INTP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- If I were a monopoly sticker, would you pocket me? Because I promise I'm worth the free drink.
- Are you a Gravis Captain? Because I want to assemble you, prime you, and paint you during cutscenes.
- Is your goblin mask accepting applications? I'm applying for 'best cuddle in nap time' — qualifications: excellent snacks.
- I could be your Cthulhu Vtuber co‑host — I'll bring the tentacles, you bring the monopoly stickers and coffee.
- Forget the recession — invest in me, I have high long‑term returns and very low risk (I also come with a cat).
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Your new Twitter bio
Maine‑based gamer, miniature painter & MTG nerd. I build models during cutscenes, nap like a pro, and hoard monopoly stickers. Homeowner, hobbyist investor, cat dad. Blocking Quartering editors since forever. Be nice, bring snacks.– @partly_confused
Your signature cocktail
Goblin Green Grind
The 'Goblin Green Grind' mirrors Dylan's mix of playful weirdness and cozy grind: green Chartreuse nods to his 'goblin mask' and Cthulhu spawn jokes, gin gives a sharp, witty backbone for his sarcastic posts, lime and ginger beer keep things zesty and approachable like his comfy grinding ('Don't let anybody tell you that grinding can't be comfy'), and rosemary adds a homely scent for the homeowner side ('Hate buying fuel oil for my house'). It's nerdy, slightly fierce, and sip‑friendly during a long painting session.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Ravenclaw fits Dylan because he shows curiosity, strategic thinking and a love of niche knowledge — he frets through 'warranty deeds (land/house) so weird to read' and dives into complex games and systems like 'Helldivers2GalacticWar' and 'Space Marine 2'. His comfort with aging and being 'a bit of wisdom for other people' echoes Ravenclaw's value of thoughtful reflection. He pursues hobbies with method and creativity (miniature painting, model building), which tilts him toward cleverness and craft over sheer bravado.
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Twilight Zone - Golden Earring
He directly calls it 'a classic' — 'Twilight Zone by Golden Earring is a classic' — and the song's moody, cinematic rock fits his mix of nostalgia, dramatic gamer moments, and late‑night riffing on weirdness (goblin masks, cat demons, and cinematic cutscenes).
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