
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They fit best as Bart Simpson: chaotic, witty, and always turning everyday situations into a bit. Their humor is very Bart-like, from deadpan backtalk such as “antes mi profe de física dijo 'muy buenas' y yo dije 'solo buenas' y no le hizo gracia” to absurd wordplay like “sexo en nueva york pero sin sexo ni nueva york llamémoslo desamparo en getafe”. They constantly jump between memes, games, and pop culture — Isaac, FNAF, Undertale/Deltarune, Bad Bunny, YouTubers — in the same restless, short-attention-span way Bart bounces between obsessions, as in “tengo un problema y es que mi mono está ADICTO al pokémon esmeralda” and “soy tan under que undertale para mí es overtale”. There’s also that mix of mischief and genuine feeling: they joke about school stress and failure (“hola que tal vais yo me estoy mentalizando de que voy a suspender historia mañana”) yet show attachment to online friends and fandoms, like “Feliz año. Quiero que sepáis que os aprecio a todos…”. Even their slightly edgy bio, “Gonna take off all my skin, tear apart all of my insides,” fits Bart’s tendency toward melodramatic, performative angst rather than quiet, studious introspection like Lisa’s.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets center on personal experiences (exams, gaming, small jokes) rather than going out or seeking crowds, and even their social anxiety shows in posts like “antes mi profe de física dijo 'muy buenas' y yo dije 'solo buenas' y no le hizo gracia y se medio enfadó creo que no volveré a hablar nunca más”, which suggests inward over outward focus. Their humor and interests are strongly Intuitive: they constantly play with absurd or surreal ideas such as “sabíais que el pájaro pico zapato… en realidad se llama así porque inventó los zapatos y el minecraft” and meta jokes like “soy tan under que undertale para mí es overtale”, focusing on concepts and wordplay more than concrete facts. The profile reads as clearly Feeling rather than Thinking: they express emotional vulnerability (“hola que tal vais yo me estoy mentalizando de que voy a suspender historia mañana”, “estoy llorando”) and empathy (critiquing joking about hamster deaths in “está demasiado normalizado reírse de la muerte de los hámsteres…”) more than detached analysis. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their life has a spontaneous, slightly chaotic feel (complaining about studying, staying up with games like in “solo me falta mega satan para tener todas las marcas con the lost WOW me lo dices hace 2 meses y no lo creo” and repeatedly mentioning exams and procrastination), and their feed is full of random, in-the-moment observations rather than structured plans. Putting these together—introverted, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—INFP fits best.

Some pickup lines for you

Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Student powered by Minecraft nights, Isaac runs & pop‑punk lyrics; once watched a whole movie in 420p on a classroom projector and never noticed.– @party3poison

Your signature cocktail
Blue curaçao captures their chaotic gamer/alt vibe and love for things like Binding of Isaac and Undertale, echoing runs like “estaba en una run con tainted lost buenísima...” and “solo me falta mega satan para tener todas las marcas con the lost WOW...”. An espresso shot mirrors the wired, exam-season exhaustion of “yo estoy de pre exámenes ;;” and panicked school moments like “hoy en mi clase ha habido unión y compañerismo... a 4ºC”. Blood orange soda brings a sweet-but-slightly-bitter edge, fitting tweets that swing between joking darkness like “Gonna take off all my skin, tear apart all of my insides” and soft reassurance like “it's okay!”. Cotton candy syrup is the sugary fandom/core, from CEO-of-Joshler energy “JOSHLER” to emotional edits like “llorando con un edit de deltarune? puede”. Finally, a pop rocks rim represents their explosive shitpost humor and glitchy surreal posts such as “cerró amino? no lo sabía… p̴͍̊è̶̺r̷͖͋ọ̷̓...” and the constant loud keyboard-slam energy of “ASDNHAV Q4Y3VITNADUKVHBI4YNHJGAERNGADFJ”. This cocktail is semi-strong, sweet with a hint of bitterness, and proudly experimental—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong mix of wit, curiosity, and playful analytical thinking that fits Ravenclaw best. Their humor is often based on clever wordplay or meta-observation, like rearranging the classic Spanish preposition list to make it easier to remember in “en qué orden os sabéis las preposiciones? yo de pequeño me las aprendí como 'a, ante, bajo, con, contra, de, desde, durante, mediante, en, entre, hacia, hasta, para, por, según, sin, sobre y tras' porque me parecía más facil” and jokingly over-explaining translation titles in “hola soy experto en regular show tanto historias corrientes como un show más son buenas adaptaciones [...] no peleemos amigos”. They like to overthink media and lore (e.g., a multi-part FNAF question in “PREGUNTA después de saber que los animatrónicos clásicos y los withered no son los mismos [...] eso abre la posibilidad de que la pizzería del primer juego no sea la original y los animatrónicos de ella tampoco?”), and analyze game mechanics in The Binding of Isaac in “conocedores del isaac, el eternal d6 puede hacer rerol a cualquier pool? lo he usado con la recompensa de la sala del jefe y me ha dado brimstone, no tengo chaos ni nada”. Their humor is also very meta and self-aware, like the Outer Wilds joke that hinges on knowing how people talk about the game in “voy a la panadería el 1 de enero yo: hola tienes pan? el panadero: alguna vez has jugado outer wilds? es buenísimo, pero no te voy a decir de qué va, tienes que entrar sin saber nada para disfrutarlo al máximo” and the logical gag in “sabíais que 1x1=1 es bastante guay en verdad no importa tanto”. While they clearly care about friends and fairness (e.g., calling out normalized cruelty to hamsters in “está demasiado normalizado reírse de la muerte de los hámsteres [...] pero si es con un hámster no pasa nada porque 'jajaja pues el mío murió porque se me olvidó darle de comer'”), the dominant throughline is their love of niche knowledge, elaborate jokes, and picking apart small details across games, language, and internet culture. A skeptic might lean Hufflepuff for the warmth and self-deprecation, but the consistently cerebral, reference-heavy style and delight in problem-posing and pattern-finding are quintessentially Ravenclaw.

Your movie

Your song
They reference My Chemical Romance directly and clearly love that whole emotional, dramatic aesthetic, for example posting “gerard way” and using a highly stylized name and bio like “Gonna take off all my skin, tear apart all of my insides”, which fits MCR’s intense, vulnerable tone. I Don't Love You captures that mix of sadness, romantic angst, and melodrama that shows up in tweets like “when you sleep do you see my face” and “this has been said so many times and im not sure if it matters”. At the same time, they balance emotional heaviness with humor and self‑deprecation, as in “sexo en nueva york pero sin sexo ni nueva york llamémoslo desamparo en getafe”, which matches the song’s dramatic feelings without losing a sense of irony. Their love of fandoms and slightly tragic, obsessive shipping energy (e.g. calling themselves “CEO of Joshler”) also meshes with the intense, yearning quality of the track. Overall, this song fits both their emo-leaning music taste and their way of turning genuine feelings into something theatrical and a bit funny.

Your time travel destination

Your video game

Your spirit animal

Your (un)funny joke

Your superpower

Your fictional best friend

Your dream vacation

Your alternate career path

Your celebrity match

Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 9 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!
party3poison
green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
Inactive followers? Check yours!
Fake/Bot followers? Check yours!
sponsored by Circleboom