
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: idealistic, intellectually curious, and deeply concerned with ethics and justice. Like Lisa with her passionate activism, this user is very serious about faith and morality, e.g. asking others to pray for them to confess before their birthday so it will be “infinitely better in communion with God” (“Pessoal, peço que rezem para eu conseguir me confessar até o dia 01/02...”) and criticizing people who use Jesus’ name for politics (“tire o nome de Jesus dessa sua boca suja que só O usa pra puxar saco de corrupto”). They love history and specific figures much like Lisa geeking out over obscure topics, for instance saying they could talk for hours about Joan of Arc (“eu ficaria horas falando sobre a vida de santa joana d'arc, amo muito ela”). Their sensitivity and frustration with prejudice and ‘humor’ at others’ expense (“'Humor negro' logo depois de apologia a um crime de ódio”, “odeio muito quando o oprimido quer oprimir... cria um ciclo infinito de ódio”) also fit Lisa’s strong empathy and moral seriousness. At the same time, their love of K‑pop, animation, and slightly chaotic online humor shows a youthful, creative side that mirrors Lisa’s mix of intensity and dorky enthusiasm for her favorite media.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as more introverted than extroverted: lots of online expression but also sensory overwhelm and emotional shutdown in offline social situations, like “Era pra eu estar aproveitando a festa, mas a quantidade extrema de estímulos me fez ter uma crise 🫠” and “sempre que eu recebo mais de um comando, plano ou situação em um curtíssimo período de tempo minha mente trava”, which fits an inward‑focused I-type. Their thinking is strongly value- and meaning-based, pointing to intuition (N): they frequently connect faith, media, and ethics in an abstract way, e.g. “durante a véspera de natal eu relacionei o nascimento de Cristo com o começo de A Bela Adormecida, na minha cabeça faz sentido” and broader reflections like “do que adianta 'pertencer' a um grupo se assim eu perco meus valores?”. They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented, prioritizing compassion and harm-avoidance over detached logic: “odeio muito quando o oprimido quer oprimir… cria um ciclo infinito de ódio” and “você chegar na pessoa cuspindo palavras de ódio não irá fazer ela se converter” show a moral lens centered on empathy. Despite having goals and religious structure, their tweets show emotional spontaneity and flexibility more than strict scheduling, pointing to perceiving (P) over J: they talk about feelings in the moment (“odeio a sensação de dar trabalho, que ódio quero chorar”) and playful, impulsive ideas like “serase se eu entortar meus dentes minha dentista deixa o aparelho por mais tempo até eu conseguir fazer o cosplay de mabel?” rather than rigid plans. Taken together—introversion, idealistic values, strong inner moral compass, imaginative connections, and a more fluid day‑to‑day style—INFP is the best fit.

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Catholic girl who cries over She-Ra, stans TWICE & ITZY, and once compared Christmas to Sleeping Beauty. Designing icons between novenas.– @parvaflosiesus

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A bright passionfruit liqueur base channels their intense stan energy for Jihyo and K‑pop, like when they declared “no aniversário de 15 anos da jihyo o presente dela foi meu nascimento” and celebrated with “Happy 29th birthday to Jihyo! #OurBrightestSunJihyo”. Pink grapefruit soda keeps it fizzy, sweet, but slightly bitter, mirroring their mix of cuteness and frustration in posts like “EU ODEIO GENTE BURRA” and “Miscommunication é uma bosta”. Fresh basil leaves stand for their Catholic heart and desire for balance and kindness, seen in tweets like “Pessoal, peço que rezem para eu conseguir me confessar” and the gentle critique “Meus queridos eu sei que a igreja condena tal e tal coisa mas você chegar na pessoa cuspindo palavras de ódio não irá fazer ela se converter”. Edible gold glitter reflects their colorful, quirky aesthetic and love of characters like Little Misfortune and She‑Ra, as in “eu sou a vampira mais colorida que o mundo já viu” and “vou passar fevereiro inteiro vendo shera repetidamente”. Finally, a dash of saline solution adds emotional depth, nodding to their vulnerability in tweets like “eu odeio a autolesão” and the sensory overload of “a quantidade extrema de estímulos me fez ter uma crise”, making this a light but layered spritz that’s both playful and profoundly human.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a strong tendency to confront injustice and stand up for their values, even when it costs them friendships. For example, they say they stopped considering someone a friend because of hateful "humor" and prejudice: “hoje parei de considerar uma pessoa minha amiga por causa disso, sinto que já aguentei muita 💩 vindo dele” and “'Humor negro' logo depois de apologia a um crime de ódio”. They also openly call out misuse of religion and political hypocrisy, as in “tire o nome de Jesus dessa sua boca suja que só O usa pra puxar saco de corrupto” and “Meus queridos eu sei que a igreja condena tal e tal coisa mas você chegar na pessoa cuspindo palavras de ódio não irá fazer ela se converter”, which shows moral courage and a readiness to confront their own in-group. Their emotional intensity and impulsive anger—“EU ODEIO GENTE BURRA” and “Miscommunication é uma bosta, me sobe um ódio”—also fit Gryffindor’s hot‑blooded, reactive temperament more than the calmer patience of Hufflepuff or the calculated self‑interest of Slytherin. While they clearly care about fairness and kindness, the defining pattern is bold confrontation and sticking to their convictions, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.

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A song that best suits them is “Feel Special” by TWICE. They clearly love TWICE and Jihyo in particular, celebrating her birthday and even bringing a Jihyo-themed PC to a party, as seen in “vou levar meu pc da jihyo pro aniversário” and “Happy 29th birthday to Jihyo!”. The song’s message about feeling seen and valued despite emotional struggles mirrors their vulnerability when they talk about crises and self‑harm, like “Era pra eu estar aproveitando a festa, mas a quantidade extrema de estímulos me fez ter uma crise” and “eu odeio a autolesão”. At the same time, they have a warm, faith‑centered side that seeks support and community, asking others to pray for them in “Pessoal, peço que rezem para eu conseguir me confessar…”. Feel Special captures that mix of sensitivity, faith, and the desire to be understood that runs through their timeline.

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