Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses love and gratitude for girlfriends, like detailed birthday post about gifts and calling herself good at the “wife thing” in “i’m pretty damn good at this wife thing, i think”.
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for media and characters, rewatching Princess Kaguya and gushing in “cosmic princess kaguya,,,, just as amazing on a rewatch” and obsessing over gacha pulls.
- Supportive listener: Enjoys hearing loved ones talk about their interests, shown in “i love when my girlfriend yaps!!!!! it doesnt matter what its about”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares both joy and pain, from ecstatic caps in “I CAN'T STOP REETWEETING KAFBLADE AHHHHHHHHH” to vulnerable posts like “today is rough.”.
- Self-reflective: Engages with mental health and identity thoughtfully, discussing plurality in “i discovered my own plurality through some trauma” and questioning NPD in “do i have npd or is it just a mix of my other issues”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive humor: Uses jokes about self-harm and death as coping, like “clocking myself into the killing myself factory” and “if amphoreus ends badly im killing everyone and myself”.
- Intense anxiety: Often mentions being scared or anxious, e.g. “im so fucking scared chat” and “anxious :(”.
- Negative self-image: Talks about feeling boring or flawed, like “sighhh im so boring” and ruminating on mental diagnoses in “back on that 'do i have npd or is it just a mix of my other issues' grind”.
- Separation anxiety: Directly acknowledges strong distress when apart from loved ones, as in “separation anxiety goes super hard but it’s gonna be okay!!!”.
- Emotional overwhelm: Experiences periods of spiraling thoughts and difficulty coping, shown in “my brains really fucked up right now and im not sure how to fix it” and “these are the worst thoughts ive had in months”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, deeply introspective, and very earnest about the things they love. Like Lisa, they hyperfixate on media and art, gushing about it in a heartfelt way, such as their repeated awe over Cosmic Princess Kaguya (“cosmic princess kaguya,,,, just as amazing on a rewatch, one day later,,, aaa,, its,, so good,, aaa”) and characters like Firefly (“firefly is my sweet darling baby and i will k!ll anyone that is mean to her actually”). They share Lisa’s sensitivity and mental health struggles, openly reflecting on difficult thoughts and self-concept (“back on that 'do i have npd or is it just a mix of my other issues' grind”, “my brains really fucked up right now and im not sure how to fix it to be honest”). At the same time, they’re fiercely loving and idealistic about relationships, proudly celebrating their partners and their own role as a caring girlfriend/wife (“i’m pretty damn good at this wife thing, i think”, “one of the coolest things about having two girlfriends is that you can listen to them talk to eachother about how cool and nice you are”). This combination of passion, vulnerability, romantic idealism, and intense attachment to media and loved ones is quintessentially Lisa-like, just in a very online, queer, gacha-gamer form.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their world is centered on close relationships and online fandoms rather than large social circles, and they often talk about feeling lonely or overwhelmed, e.g. “fuck its quiet and lonely” and “my brains really fucked up right now and im not sure how to fix it to be honest”, which suggests introspection over external stimulation. Their language and interests point to Intuition (N): they react intensely to stories, characters, and symbolism rather than concrete facts, like “cosmic princess kaguya,, woah,,, my brain is broken i am obsessed” and “and without you, is how i disappear”, showing a focus on emotional/abstract meaning. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over thinking, prioritizing emotion, relationships, and empathy: they gush about their girlfriends — “i’m pretty damn good at this wife thing, i think” and “i am so unfathomably lucky. its. im so lucky” — and are open about mental health struggles like “these are the worst thoughts ive had in months”. Their life and interests are expressed in a fluid, reactive way, indicating Perceiving (P): they ride waves of emotion and gacha luck rather than structured plans, as with “my gacha luck has been absolutely OSBCENE in the past few months” and impulsive, hyperbolic reactions like “if amphoreus ends badly im killing everyone and myself (amphoreus is going to end badly)”. Overall, the combination of deep emotionality, idealization of fictional and romantic bonds, introspection, and spontaneity fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if grapes are a drink and not a snack, does that mean taking you out for boba and calling you my ‘pink girl’ counts as staying hydrated and not thirsty? Asking for the Stelle who wants to be included with the pink girls too.
- You said nobody would find baseball boring if there were several more balls on the field—care to prove your game-design theory in co‑op? I’ll bring the extra chaos, you bring the Super Creek levels of luck.
- You rewound ‘cosmic princess kaguya’ one day later because your brain was broken and obsessed—if we watched it together, do you think your heart would be as full as your Kafblade retweet tab on Christmas Day?
- You called yourself pretty damn good at this wife thing and wrote about the best birthday ever with your girlfriend’s gifts… I’m not saying I’m trying to speedrun ‘disaster lesbian to beloved spouse,’ but I’d happily farm affection like it’s a limited banner.
- You said you miss Castorice and that you’re clocking into the ‘killing myself factory’—how about we soft‑reset that route: same angst, same gachas, but this time the bad ending gets patched out and we unlock the secret Stelle‑and‑me happy ending instead.
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Your new Twitter bio
Lesbian media goblin powered by tea and gacha luck. Once pulled a 5★ waifu at 3 a.m. and woke the whole house. She/they • vtubers, Honkai & feelings– @pastellepurple
Your signature cocktail
Cosmic Creek Catgirl Fizz
The Cosmic Creek Catgirl Fizz is a soft, color‑shifting drink for the anxious, star‑eyed gacha lesbian who lives on vtubers, honkai brainrot, and girlfriend adoration. The indigo gin mirrors their spacey fixation on Firefly, Sparkle, and Kafblade, like when they went "I CAN'T STOP REETWEETING KAFBLADE AHHHHHHHHH" and "sparkle is kinda hot." Lychee liqueur adds soft sweetness for the way they melt over their partners, from "my wonderful wifey 🥰" to "i’m pretty damn good at this wife thing, i think." Matcha honey syrup nods to their calm‑seeking, teacup‑emoji vibe and the grounding they need on nights like "today is rough." and "my brains really fucked up right now and im not sure how to fix it." White peach soda keeps it light, bubbly, and a little flirty, like them barking over hot women in "arf ruff woof bark" and screaming "god. her tits. wow.." Finally, edible silver glitter captures their cosmic princess phase—"cosmic princess kaguya,, woah,,, my brain is broken i am obsessed"—and their desire to be included with "the pink girls and stelle."
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining trait across the timeline is intense loyalty and devotion to the people they love, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff. They constantly dote on their girlfriend(s), calling them their “wifey” and describing themselves as proud of how good they are at being a supportive partner: “i’m pretty damn good at this wife thing, i think” and “my wonderful wifey 🥰”. Their birthday thread is full of gratitude and warmth rather than flexing, focusing on affection and emotional meaning: “easily the best birthday i’ve ever had :D!!!!!”. They go out of their way to express how happy they are just to hear their girlfriend talk about her interests: “i love when my girlfriend yaps!!!!! it doesnt matter what its about it just makes me so happy to hear her voice”, and they relish hearing both girlfriends talk about how nice they are: “one of the coolest things about having two girlfriends is that you can listen to them talk to eachother about how cool and nice you are”. Even in fandom, their protectiveness and affection show through, like with Firefly: “firefly is my sweet darling baby and i will k!ll anyone that is mean to her actually” and “i love my firefly so fucking much”. Taken together, the through-line is steadfast attachment, tenderness, and a priority on emotional support over ambition or intellectualism, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff values.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well-suited song for Stelle is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it balances melancholy, self-critical introspection, and dramatic, romantic intensity—just like their timeline. They oscillate between dark humor and real pain, like when they say “clocking myself into the killing myself factory” and “these are the worst thoughts ive had in months”, echoing the song’s themes of self-destruction and feeling broken. At the same time, they’re deeply romantic and sentimental, gushing about their girlfriends with posts like “birthday gifts from my girlfriend: ... easily the best birthday i’ve ever had :D!!!!!” and “i am so unfathomably lucky. its. im so lucky”, which mirrors the song’s longing for love and validation. Their bio labels them a “disaster lesbian” and their tweets about anxiety and identity, such as “back on that 'do i have npd or is it just a mix of my other issues' grind” and “about a month ago i discovered my own plurality through some trauma”, fit MARINA’s penchant for exploring messy, complex girlhood. Overall, Teen Idle captures Stelle’s blend of emo dramatics, queerness, self-doubt, and yearning for beauty and connection.
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