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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is a rebellious teen who constantly seeks attention and defies authority, just like PastelPanik’s tweet "Me me me me core this is me" which shows self‑centered, meme‑like bravado. Their frustration with school, expressed in "I HATE EXAM SEASON IM GOING INSANE", mirrors Bart’s classic disdain for school and homework. The user’s contradictory desire to "delete all my social media… but I also really really need attention at every waking second" captures Bart’s love for being noticed while also feeling misunderstood. Their aggressive, anti‑social outbursts such as "I hate everyone I hate teenage boys they all suck and they're all creeps" echo Bart’s frequent angry tirades and "Eat my shorts" attitude. Finally, their artistic side—"Me when agreeing to an art trade means I need to draw and not sleep all day"—reflects Bart’s graffiti‑loving, creative side.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s tone is highly inward‑focused, as shown by a tweet like "Sometimes, i wanna delete all my social media, block everyone's number, destroy my phone, and disappear off the face of the earth," indicating introversion. Their thoughts drift toward abstract, future‑oriented ideas, for example "Do you know how easy it is for AI to mistake you for another age group? Or how easy it is to fake or bypass these checks?" and the whimsical line "I feel like a unicorn in a glue factory," reflecting an intuitive style. They prioritize personal values and emotions, evident in statements such as "I believe life is a gift, and that gift is horribly wasted on you" and "I have a few too many friends who love me very unconditionally even when I'm shitty," which aligns with a feeling preference. Their pattern of impulsive, unfinished projects – e.g., "I’m never finishing ts" – and a generally flexible, spontaneous posting style point to perceiving. Together these traits best match the INFP personality type.

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🩷 Artist & meme lover; once tried watching FNAF 2 at a cinema, but 'WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK' kept blasting. 🎨 #Art #Gaming #Neurodivergent– @PastelPanik

Your signature cocktail
The 'Unicorn in a Glue Factory' cocktail captures PastelPanik's whimsical yet trapped aesthetic, mixing pastel sweetness with a dark, gritty undercurrent. A splash of blue curaçao provides the pastel pink‑purple hue that mirrors their love of pastel colors and the line "🩷 Milo / Goldie / Pastel !!", while a swirl of activated charcoal or black vodka adds the "⚰️" gloom hinted in their bio. Edible glitter reflects the sparkle of their artistic bursts, like the tweet "I draw sometimes", and the sharp lime juice gives a bite that echoes their sharp, often angry outbursts like "I hate everyone I hate teenage boys…". The layered nature—sweet top, bitter bottom—mirrors the conflicting feelings they express in tweets such as "Sometimes, i wanna delete all my social media... but I also really really need attention at every waking second". Finally, the cocktail’s complexity, with both candy‑like and bitter notes, resonates with their self‑described "freak of nurture" and the chaotic mix of memes, mental‑health struggles, and fandom love seen in "I LOVE FNAF 2 IT WAS SO CORNY BUT I LOVED IT".

Your Hogwarts House
PastelPanik frequently confronts controversial topics and defends vulnerable groups, showing the bravery and nerve typical of Gryffindor. For example, they tweet "MAP isn’t a dogwhistle, it’s a megaphone, anyone labelling themselves as a minor attracted person is shameless about it, and people bringing their paraphilia into a platform where children are active is predatory" to directly call out harmful behavior. They also criticize platform safety, writing "Your age check process is flawed, you are actively making your platform worse with the safety features which are easily bypassable…" which demonstrates a willingness to speak up despite potential backlash. Their self‑deprecating honesty, such as "Sometimes, i wanna delete all my social media, block everyone's number, destroy my phone, and disappear off the face of the earth…" shows the courage to be vulnerable. This mix of outspoken advocacy and bold honesty aligns best with Gryffindor values.

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The song 'Creep' by Radiohead fits PastelPanik because the lyrics convey intense self‑loathing and feeling out of place, which matches many of their posts. They repeatedly express self‑hate, for example 'I wish I didn't start hating myself in middle school and quit music, I'd have been so cool' and 'I am like the world's biggest asshole sometimes and I'm overly sensitive'. Their desire to disappear ('Sometimes, i wanna delete all my social media, block everyone's number, destroy my phone, and disappear off the face of the earth') mirrors the line 'I don't belong here'. The chorus 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo' directly reflects their statements like 'I hate everyone' and 'I hate teenage boys they all suck'.

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