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Your Simpsons character
The user’s constant self‑hatred and suicidal thoughts, such as "I hate myself, I'm a disgusting creature that's hard to look at" and "Suicide is the answer", mirror Moe Szyslak’s frequent depressive rants in the series. Like Moe, they mention self‑destructive habits, e.g., "Cigarettes and coffee" and feeling physically ill, which reflects his bar‑room lifestyle and reliance on substances. Their occasional flicker of hope – "there always is one person worth trying for" – resembles Moe’s rare attempts at forming relationships despite his loneliness. The recurring sense of hopeless exhaustion, for example "I don't want to make it to my birthday" and "I can't take it anymore, I'm so exhausted", aligns with Moe’s portrayal as the most miserable character in Springfield. Overall, the pattern of despair, self‑harm, and occasional yearning for connection best fits Moe Szyslak.

Your MBTI personality Type
These tweets show a strong inward focus, with repeated first‑person statements like 'I hate myself, I'm a disgusting creature …' and 'I feel like shit,' indicating introversion (I). The user describes concrete, sensory experiences (head pain, nausea, coffee) such as 'My head is killing me and I’m out of painkillers' and 'I’m so nauseous, I’m genuinely about to black out,' reflecting a Sensing (S) preference. Their decisions are driven by personal emotions and values, evident in emotional pleas 'Suicide is the answer' and 'I really want to die,' which aligns with Feeling (F). Finally, the lack of organized plans or future‑oriented structure, and the spontaneous, impulsive tone of statements like 'Killing myself slowly is kind of comforting,' point to a Perceiving (P) style. Together these traits suggest an ISFP type.

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18 | Coffee & camera enthusiast | Accidentally filmed my cat stealing my coffee | Proud boyfriend– @pathetic0being

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The Misery Mixer embodies the dark and introspective vibe of @pathetic0being. With black coffee as a base, it reflects their love for caffeine, as seen in the tweet 'i love coffee and my boyfriend.' The smoky whiskey adds complexity to the drink, mirroring their emotional turmoil, while bitters provide a touch of sadness that aligns with their frequent expressions of despair such as 'I hate myself' and 'I really want to die.' A sprinkle of salt symbolizes the tears shed in moments of exhaustion, complementing their sentiment in 'Crying until you're exhausted... is just fantastic.'

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly expresses self‑preservation and a desire to control their own fate, such as saying 'Suicide is the answer' and 'I really want to die', which aligns with Slytherin's focus on self‑interest and pragmatism. Their tweets also show a lack of concern for others, e.g., 'Every time a kid walks past my window, screaming, I just want to throw rocks at them', reflecting the Slytherin trait of prioritising one's own feelings over empathy. While not traditionally ambitious, the intense focus on personal survival and willingness to take drastic measures fits the Slytherin mindset.

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The recurring self‑destruction in the tweets—"I hate myself, I'm a disgusting creature that's hard to look at" and "Suicide is the answer"—mirrors the raw confession in the lyrics "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" from Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt". The user’s repeated statements about unbearable pain, such as "My head is killing me and I’m out of painkillers, fantastic" and "I can't stand being nauseous all the time", echo the song’s line "The needle tears a hole" that conveys a feeling of ongoing suffering. Their expression of hopelessness, "I just want to sleep" and "I really want to die", aligns with the chorus’s lament "What have I become?" which reflects a deep sense of loss and regret. The song’s somber tone, especially in Johnny Cash’s haunting cover, captures the bleak, resigned atmosphere present in tweets like "Killing myself slowly is kind of comforting" and "I don't want to be alive". Overall, "Hurt" encapsulates the self‑loathing, chronic despair, and yearning for an end that dominate the user’s timeline.

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