Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Hardworking student: Shows strong commitment to studies and exams, e.g. talking about starting study routine before pedagogy classes and a public exam: “entrei no study visto que minhas aulas de pedagogia já começam dia 2 e tenho concurso dia 8, acabou a mamatinha”.
- Goal‑oriented: Clearly states long‑term academic and professional goals like master’s degree, public exams and languages: “Foco: mestrado, concursos e Idiomas ( 🇺🇸(B2) 🇪🇸(A2) )”.
- Self‑aware humorous: Uses self‑deprecating humor in a healthy way, e.g. calling her account a fan account for her cat and joking about being 'only solitary' without a ring: “fan account da minha gata ☝🏼”, “meu sonho um anel de noivado… por enquanto sou só solitária”.
- Politically engaged: Expresses clear positions about politics and social issues, like linking rock and rap to politics and criticizing certain public figures and decrees: “rock é isso porra, não exige essa de separar rock de política e a mesma coisa vale pro cenário do rap”, “lésbicas only twitter exaltam maitê proença até hoje, quem dirá se alguém for de fato sionista”.
- Supportive empathetic: Shows empathy and pride toward others’ academic journeys and teachers, e.g. praising another biology student becoming a teacher: “me dá orgulho já que ele vai ser professor de biologia engual eu”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑neglecting boundaries: Admits doing all her ex’s academic work while also working and studying, which suggests difficulty setting limits: “todas as atividades/provas que eu fazia pra minha ex enquanto ela trabalhava A QUESTÃO É QUE EU TAMBÉM TRABALHAVA E FAZIA FACULDADE”.
- High stress reactivity: Frequently expresses distress and overwhelm about exams, weather and bureaucracy, e.g. “EU VOU MORRER MDS” and “pensava que não tinha sensação pior do que ficar procurando emprego/estágio, mas aí esse ano juntou com eu estar me inscrevendo em concurso”.
- Harsh judgmental: Uses very strong language when disliking others, such as “odeio odiar gente feia… ainda bem que ela me deu” and direct criticism of celebrities’ sexuality speculation: “odeio odiar gente feia sem motivo, ainda bem que ela me deu”, “uma das coisas que mais odeio nessa rede é forçar que ana paula e ana castela gostam de mulher, as duas exalam heterossexualidade”.
- Focus scattered: Manages many simultaneous fronts (two degrees, a postgrad, contests, languages) which can dilute focus, as listed in her pinned‑style description: “Ciências Biológicas… Pedagogia… Pós em Neurociências… Foco: mestrado, concursos e Idiomas”.
- Anxious perfectionism: Shows anxiety around performance and routines, like stressing about maintaining streaks and timings in language apps and contests: “tesão que sinto quando espero pra manter minha ofensiva no duo faltando 5min pro dia acabar” and repeated concern about exams and competitions: “se eu depender disso pra concurso tô fodida porque uso meu terço puramente pra estética”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most with Lisa Simpson: a nerdy overachiever balancing idealism, study grind, and a very specific set of passions. Like Lisa with her love for school and future ambitions, this user is buried in degrees and exams, from “✯Ciências Biológicas 7/8… ✯Pedagogia 1/8. ✯Pós em Neurociências… Foco: mestrado, concursos e Idiomas” to “entrei no study visto que minhas aulas de pedagogia já começam dia 2 e tenho concurso dia 8, acabou a mamatinha”. They mix social awareness and opinionated takes, like criticizing fandom narratives and politics in culture in “rock é isso porra, não exige essa de separar rock de política e a mesma coisa vale pro cenário do rap” and “ainda teve gente que achou absurdo o decreto da China”, which is very Lisa-coded. Their academic pride and underdog story, as in “Entrei por cota de renda+EM público… Ele tentou 3x entrar na federal e não conseguiu”, resembles Lisa’s constant fight to succeed despite context. At the same time, there’s a funny, chaotic, self-aware side—talking about being a fan of their cat in “fan account da minha gata ☝🏼” and joking about aesthetics over religion in “se eu depender disso pra concurso tô fodida porque uso meu terço puramente pra estética”—that fits Lisa’s occasional dorky humor more than any other main character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly narrate their life in a lively, outward-focused way, from joking about crushes and social mishaps to sharing study and career plans, e.g. “mds eu tinha um crush anos em um biólogo lá da UFBA e do nada ele pediu pra me seguir no instagram” and “fui despedir das pessoas da casa do meu amigo… a vergonha foi instantânea e eu saí correndo”. Their style is highly associative, imaginative, and idea-oriented rather than purely concrete, which fits Intuition: they repeatedly move from specific events to broader reflections, like connecting music and persona in “toda vez que escuto chase atlantic me sinto o jungkook webdom e começo a rir” or talking about rock/rap and politics in “rock é isso porra, não exige essa de separar rock de política e a mesma coisa vale pro cenário do rap”. They clearly prioritize values, relationships and emotional nuance over cold logic, showing a strong Feeling preference in tweets about injustice, community and affection, such as defending quotas in “Entrei por cota de renda+EM público… e ele e meu tio me zoaram” and expressing intense attachment in “mds eu te amo tanto que dói”. Finally, their life is full of goals but expressed with improvisational, humorous chaos rather than strict structure, pointing to Perceiving: they juggle multiple paths at once—biological sciences, pedagogy, a neuroscience postgrad, contests and languages as in “✯Ciências Biológicas 7/8… ✯Pedagogia 1/8… ✯Pós em Neurociências… Foco: mestrado, concursos e Idiomas”—and talk about study duos and contests with playful, last‑minute energy like “não sei explicar o tesão que sinto quando espero pra manter minha ofensiva no duo faltando 5min pro dia acabar”. Together, this mix of social, expressive energy, imaginative connections, strong values, and flexible planning is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re doing Biological Sciences, Pedagogy AND a postgrad in Neuro? Perfect, you study the brain, teach the kids and still have time to rewire mine every time you tweet about Namtan and MCR.
- You entered uni through income + public school quota and still flex a 7/8 in Bio and a new Pedagogy course… if you can teach after surviving EM without a chemistry teacher, I volunteer as your next educational project.
- You said your terço is ‘purely aesthetic’ for concursos — good news, I’ve already passed the exam: I’m fully prepared to kneel and pray for a date with the girl who studies, surfs Surfguru and still drags a sapo out of the neighbor’s house.
- You, bald head with drawings, thinking about painting it red for the MCR show, and a closet full of bikinis waiting for the sun… this isn’t a look, it’s a concept album: ‘The Neuro-Lesbian on the Beach at the End of the World’. Can I be the deluxe edition?
- You help your ex with college tests while working, run Duolingo duos for that last 5 minutes, stalk waves on Surfguru and still fangirl over a UFBA biologist… I don’t know your research line in Neuro yet, but I’m ready to be your favorite case study in ‘Afeto, Cognição e Aprendizagem Ativa’ over coffee.
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Bio & Pedagogy student juggling contests, lab notes & lesson plans. Dreams in neuroscience, surfs in the rain, once did her ex’s college work for love.– @patheticgrrl
Your signature cocktail
Macumbeira Study Grind Fizz
This cocktail runs on academic caffeine and stubborn hustle, just like them diving into study mode because “aulas de pedagogia já começam... e tenho concurso dia 8, acabou a mamatinha” “entrei no study visto que minhas aulas de pedagogia já começam dia 2 e tenho concurso dia 8, acabou a mamatinha”. The cachaça-coffee base is strong and Brazilian at the core, mirroring their life split between Ciências Biológicas, Pedagogia and pós in neurociências, all focada em mestrado e concursos “✯Ciências Biológicas 7/8... ✯Pedagogia 1/8. ✯Pós em Neurociências, Afeto, Cognição e Aprendizagem Ativa.”. Red berry liqueur nods to their plan to have “tinta vermelha escorrendo nas costas” at the show and their chaotic emo-rock heart “mas vai ter tinta vermelha escorrendo nas costas!” + “pintar ela de vermelho pro show do mcr”. Sparkling coconut water keeps it playful and beachy, like the person que entra no Surfguru pra ver as ondas e reclama da chuva roubando o sol do biquíni “se a chuva me pegar antes das 15h eu fico puta!” and “EU NÃO AGUENTO MAIS EU ESCOLHI UM BIQUÍNI DIFERENTE PRA CADA DIA DA SEMANA E CADÊ O SOL”. A dash of saline adds a little tear-and-sweat salinity in homenagem à menina que fez provas pra ex enquanto trabalhava e estudava “eu também trabalhava e fazia faculdade”. The flaming lime peel is for her dramatic, bruxona, gata-laranja energy, because having “uma gata laranja de 10 anos que é macumbeira!!!” merece um toque ritualístico na borda do copo “muito feio ter uma gata laranja de 10 anos que é macumbeira!!!”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user is deeply invested in study and formal learning: they mention starting pedagogy classes and preparing for a public exam in “entrei no study visto que minhas aulas de pedagogia já começam dia 2 e tenho concurso dia 8, acabou a mamatinha( passei as férias fazendo cursos extracurriculares)”, and they describe their academic trajectory in detail in “✯Ciências Biológicas 7/8. ▹ Área: Licenciatura ; Neurociência. ✯Pedagogia 1/8. ✯Pós em Neurociências, Afeto, Cognição e Aprendizagem Ativa. ౨ৎ Foco: mestrado, concursos e Idiomas ( 🇺🇸(B2) 🇪🇸(A2) )”. Their interest in neuroscience, pedagogy, and postgraduate studies shows intellectual curiosity and a love of complex, theory-heavy fields. They also show a very Ravenclaw-like identity as a future academic when they say “eu como estudante de biologia me sinto na obrigação em comprar essa porra agora” and express pride in an intelligent future biology teacher in “nossa é muito prazeroso ver como esse homem é inteligente me dá orgulho já que ele vai ser professor de biologia engual eu, só falta fazer pedagogia também”. Even their language learning focus (English B2, Spanish A2) and delight in new vocabulary in “muito feliz descobrindo a palavra 'carajito' agora com esse post” and “graças a esse tweet acabei de saber outra tradução em espanhol para buceta!” reflects a playful, curious intellect rather than pure ambition or pure sentiment. While they work hard (fitting Hufflepuff somewhat), their core identity centers on knowledge, study, and intellectual self-definition, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.
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thank u, next - Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande’s thank u, next fits them because it’s about turning chaos, exes, and pressure into growth and ambition, which mirrors how they juggle degrees, post-grad plans, and exams while still laughing at their own drama. They talk about heavy study and career goals with humor, like when they say they started study mode because pedagogy classes and a public exam are coming up, noting that vacation time doing extra courses is over: “entrei no study visto que minhas aulas de pedagogia já começam dia 2 e tenho concurso dia 8, acabou a mamatinha( passei as férias fazendo cursos extracurriculares)”. Their profile shows multiple academic paths and long-term goals—Biological Sciences, Pedagogy, post-grad in Neuroscience, plus focus on master’s, public exams, and languages: “✯Ciências Biológicas 7/8. ▹ Área: Licenciatura ; Neurociência. ✯Pedagogia 1/8. ✯Pós em Neurociências… Foco: mestrado, concursos e Idiomas”—echoing the song’s theme of learning from each phase. They’re openly reflective about class background and family criticism, yet proud of getting into a federal university by quotas: “Entrei por cota de renda+EM público… Ele tentou 3x entrar na federal e não conseguiu e ele e meu tio me zoaram+”, which matches the self-aware resilience in the lyrics. They also reference doing all the schoolwork for an ex while working and in college—“tinha todas as atividades/provas que eu fazia pra minha ex enquanto ela trabalhava A QUESTÃO É QUE EU TAMBÉM TRABALHAVA E FAZIA FACULDADE”—yet now they narrate it with humor, like the song’s grateful-but-done-with-it tone. Finally, their mix of romantic longing, lesbian identity, and self-deprecating jokes—wanting an engagement ring but calling themselves "only solitary": “meu sonho um anel de noivado com uma solitária mds por enquanto sou só solitária”—captures the same energy of moving on, focusing on self, and still being soft-hearted that defines thank u, next.
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