Patheticsily
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Uses all‑caps, emojis, and intense language to convey emotions (e.g., "THIS IS WHY I DONT GIVE MY FREINDS MY FUCKNG TWITTER..." and "FUCKING SCREAMING" tweets).
- Engaging: Regularly tags multiple accounts and creates a "Twitter Family" list, showing active interaction.
- Creative: Employs ASCII art, unusual symbols (𓄸𓇄), and imaginative captions like "The Carp is Back".
- Loyal: Frequent mentions of @ilovesayoriii as a crush, spouse, and family member, indicating strong devotion.
- Playful: Posts whimsical content such as "mentos stash!!!" and light‑hearted jokes.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Repeated angry outbursts with profanity, e.g., multiple "FUCKING" tweets.
- Inconsistent: Contradicts self‑identity, stating "im trans now" then later "IM NOT EVEN TRANS".
- Obsessive: Overfocus on a single user, repeatedly tagging @ilovesayoriii and fabricating family ties.
- Self‑harm: Mentions suicidal thoughts and harmful weight‑loss methods, such as "kill myself" and asking how to make oneself vomit.
- Disorganized: Tweets are repetitive, lack clear structure, and often contain random, unrelated content.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson, the mischievous, rebellious pre‑teen, aligns best with Patheticsily’s chaotic and self‑contradictory style. The user’s constant screaming and profanity—e.g., 'THIS IS WHY I DONT GIVE MY FREINDS MY FUCKNG TWITTER O MY FUCKING JESUS FUCKING CGRIST' and 'WHO ARE U ALL FUCK OFF'—mirror Bart’s typical defiant outbursts. Their fluctuating identity statements like 'hi everyone (prob just sayori) im trans now' followed by 'IM NOT EVEN TRANS 😭😭😭😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶' echo Bart’s impulsive, identity‑testing behavior seen in episodes where he experiments with different personas. The random, attention‑seeking posts about guns, dogs, and bizarre fantasies such as 'i like guns and dogs' and 'GUYS…IM TURNING TO STONE' reflect Bart’s love of troublemaking and absurd schemes. Overall, the mix of teenage angst, erratic humor, and a desire to provoke fits Bart’s character best.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The user frequently tags many accounts, posts openly, and seeks attention, indicating extraversion (E) – e.g., 'HEHEHEHEHEHEH @ilovesayoriii @kvwviiju HIIIIIII idk if moth lady will see this.. but hi sayorie!!!' Their tweets are filled with abstract, imaginative language and metaphorical references, pointing to intuition (N) – e.g., 'i stg in every one of her posts shes some new being of pure beutey and etherial bliss and ts is not ok (its totally ok im in love (kidding!!))' They often express strong emotions, using crying emojis and emotional outbursts, showing a feeling (F) preference – e.g., 'IM NOT EVEN TRANS 😭😭😭😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶' Their posting pattern is impulsive, chaotic, with repeated phrases and little structure, reflecting perceiving (P) – e.g., 'THIS IS WHY I DONT GIVE MY FREINDS MY FUCKNG TWITTER O MY FUCKING JESUS FUCKING CGRIST @ilovesayoriii #SHTWT IM FUCKING SCREAMING OMFG' Together these traits align best with the ENFP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey Monika, since you love guns and dogs, how about I be the trigger that makes your heart race while we walk a pup together under the Aussie sun?
- Your bio says you're 'in your game files'—let’s hack a secret level where we respawn side by side, cheat codes and all.
- You’ve mentioned watermelons, fries, and Mentos—let’s mix them for a snack combo so explosive it could rival a gunshot, but sweet enough to melt your heart.
- I see you keep shouting 'THIS IS WHY I DONT GIVE MY FRIENDS MY FUCKING TWITTER'—maybe I can be the one exception who earns a spot on your secret crush list.
- If the Carp is back and we’re binge‑watching Octonauts and Bluey, let’s make a splash together and turn that splash into a date.
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Your new Twitter bio
Aussie gamer & dog lover 🐾 | Meme curator & indie game fan | #SHTWT enthusiast | Once turned a screenshot into a meme that hit 10k likes– @Patheticsily
Your signature cocktail
SHTWT Shatterstorm
The cocktail is called "SHTWT Shatterstorm" to echo the user’s chaotic mantra and repeated hashtag #SHTWT. Fireball Cinnamon Whisky brings the scorching anger of the repeated outburst "THIS IS WHY I DONT GIVE MY FREINDS MY FUCKNG TWITTER O MY FUCKING JESUS FUCKING CGRIST". Blue Curaçao adds a neon, glitchy hue that matches the "freaky edition" vibe and the wild visual overload of the posts. Grenadine’s blood‑red bite mirrors the self‑destructive tone in tweets like "IM NOT EVEN TRANS 😭😭😭" and the odd "bmi:19.4 🐖" reference. A splash of fresh lime juice and an energy‑drink fizz capture the hyper‑active, erratic posting style seen in "GUYS....GUYS.....GUYS IM TURNING TO STONE NO...!!".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly posts the same angry rant "THIS IS WHY I DONT GIVE MY FREINDS MY FUCKNG TWITTER O MY FUCKING JESUS FUCKING CGRIST @ilovesayoriii #SHTWT IM FUCKING SCREAMING OMFG", showing a drive for attention and self‑promotion. They also construct a fabricated "Twitter Family" with parents, spouse, and children, indicating a strategic desire to appear influential. Their frequent hostile outbursts such as "WHO ARE U ALL FUCK OFF" reveal a ruthless, self‑assertive attitude. These patterns of ambition, self‑promotion, and willingness to manipulate perception align best with Slytherin values of ambition and cunning.
Your movie
Your song
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
The chaotic, teenage rage displayed in Patheticsily's feed mirrors the raw angst of Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit”. Their bio even declares “5teen” and they repeatedly scream, e.g., “GUYS…GUYS…IM TURNING TO STONE NO…NO HELP NOOOOO…”, echoing the song’s feeling of numbness and rebellion. The refrain “Here we are now, entertain us” captures their frustration with a flood of followers, as seen in “who are u all fuck off why is there 13K of u go away”. Their self‑destructive posts such as “people of #edtwt how do u make urself throw up??” and identity turmoil “IM NOT EVEN TRANS 😭😭😭” parallel the song’s themes of confusion and alienation. Finally, the random, profanity‑laden outbursts match the song’s grunge chaos and iconic teenage disaffection.
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