Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Music Enthusiast: Deeply invested in rock and metal, from celebrating ["riffazos"] (https://x.com/pato_7L/status/1901759985635217677) to emotional reactions toward Black Sabbath and My Chemical Romance.
- Unfiltered Honesty: He provides blunt, straightforward opinions on music platforms like ["RYM and AOTY"] (https://x.com/pato_7L/status/2014241966725235123) and his own favorite bands' setlists.
- Regional Pride: Frequently identifies as being from the ["North of Argentina"] (https://x.com/pato_7L/status/1912026298135773224) and advocates for more cultural events in his province.
- Broad Cultural Interests: Engages with a variety of media including Attack on Titan, Daredevil, and video games like [Silksong] (https://x.com/pato_7L/status/1963625307362971849).
- Social Awareness: Shows concern for economic issues like ["rent prices"] (https://x.com/pato_7L/status/1985337877757050928) and criticizes police violence.
Weaknesses:
- Volatile Temper: Often resorts to insults and aggressive language when frustrated, especially regarding ["football"] (https://x.com/pato_7L/status/1958348481828954325) or tech issues.
- Xenophobic Tendencies: Uses derogatory language and insults toward neighboring countries, specifically ["Chileans"] (https://x.com/pato_7L/status/1958344429472723271) during sports frustrations.
- Gatekeeping Attitude: Dismisses other fans' opinions as ["pseudo-intellectual"] (https://x.com/pato_7L/status/2000350924158697757) and mocks different tastes in performance art.
- Excessive Negativity: Frequently describes things as ["shit"] (https://x.com/pato_7L/status/2015898381386670582) or ["garbage,"] (https://x.com/pato_7L/status/2015714199872106829) creating a very cynical timeline.
- Political Apathy: Expresses a total disregard for the democratic process, stating ["I don't care about democracy"] (https://x.com/pato_7L/status/1966988165765624049).
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like Jeff Albertson, pato_7L is a cynical, hyper-critical fan who spends his time rating media on RYM and AOTY while dismissing mainstream choices as inferior. He frequently gatekeeps his favorite bands, such as when he argues that My Chemical Romance's setlist “no tiene sentido” because they play too many songs from their “worst” album. His tweets are defined by a “Worst. Episode. Ever.” attitude, whether he is calling a movie analysis “pseudointelectual” or claiming a record is “una verga” despite liking one specific track. Ultimately, his blend of niche pop-culture obsession, gaming, and constant public complaining perfectly mirrors the iconic Springfield shopkeeper.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Pato exhibits Introverted and Feeling traits, often focusing on deeply personal emotional reactions to music and personal struggles, such as “soñe con ella, ya esta hermano SOLTA GORDO PUTO”. They lean toward Sensing by engaging with concrete physical interests like football, video games, and specific riffs rather than abstract theories, exemplified by their frustration with “analisis pseudointelectual”. Their Perceiving nature is visible in their spontaneous, emotionally charged outbursts and a lack of rigid planning, often complaining about immediate life hurdles like “el sabado toca malon y yo no tengo un mango”. Ultimately, their bio identifying as a “niño sensible” and their visceral reaction to art—noting a song “me conmueve LA PUTA MADRE”—perfectly aligns with the 'Adventurer' archetype.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m more consistent than Spotify’s algorithm—I’ll never recommend you music you don't like, and I'll definitely never crash on you.
- Are you a ticket to see Malón? Because I’m currently broke, but seeing you is the only thing that would make my life feel like it isn't 'mierda'.
- I’d travel all the way to Northern Argentina just to prove that not everyone from outside Tucumán is a 'pelotudo'.
- You can stop looking for that Red Dead Redemption tonic, because just one look at you and my heart rate is already maxed out.
- Is your name My Chemical Romance? Because if you confirm a date with me, I’ll officially 'cancelar el suicidio'.
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Tucumán-based musician and Independentista. Passionate about metal riffs, RYM deep dives, and retro gaming. Once won Malón tickets and almost retired from Twitter.– @pato_7L
Your signature cocktail
The Tucumono Metal-Independiente Sour
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a fan who is “lamentably afflicted” by his team's performance, using a bitter Fernet base to represent his love for Independiente and his tendency to “curse more at fans of my own club than those of Racing”. The spiced syrup adds a heavy metal kick for someone who claims “Jack Black singing Mr. Crowley is peak” and would cancel a suicide if “MCR date is confirmed”. It is served strong and unfiltered, much like his “tucumono” roots, because as he says, “growing up is trash” and life is better with riffs.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Pato exhibits the classic Gryffindor trait of raw, unfiltered impulsiveness and a fiery temperament, often using his platform to aggressively stand up for his beliefs. He displays a bold, confrontational nature when he tweets “siempre supe q son unos pelotudos solo que no podia justificar mi odio....” or when he fiercely defends social issues like “lucha sindical, lucha obrera. sin boludeces”. His passion for his interests is intense and emotional, exemplified by his reaction to music: “el disco es una verga pero esto, esto me conmueve LA PUTA MADRE”. Ultimately, his tendency to dive headfirst into conflict and express loud, heart-on-sleeve opinions aligns perfectly with the House of the Brave.
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Vientos de Poder - Hermética
This song perfectly captures the essence of a working-class, heavy metal enthusiast from the Argentine North who frequently expresses disdain for the political and social elite. Pato explicitly praises the band's songwriting, noting “que letras d la puta madre q tiene el homonimo d hermetica lpm”, and shares the song's rebellious spirit when calling for “lucha sindical, lucha obrera”. His recurring frustration with the state of the country and his club, Independiente, mirrors the social critique found in the lyrics, often culminating in a cynical view where “lamentablemente la vida es una mierda”. Ultimately, the track's raw energy resonates with his unfiltered personality, which alternates between deep musical passion and a desire to “bombardeen twitter” out of sheer exhaustion with modern discourse.
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