Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense loyalty and emotional investment in Vasco and other teams, e.g. “ISSO AQUI É VASCO CARALHO” and “EU SOU MUITO VASCO”.
- Creative thinker: Designs and shares original content like the custom Botafogo shirt in “fiz essa peita pro fogao mutuals botafoguenses” and the Vegetti art timelapse in “arte do vegetti da madrugada em timelapse”.
- Humorous voice: Uses exaggeration and irony to make jokes, such as “entrar nos comentários dessa publicação ou injetar acido sulfúrico na veia?” and “twitter vai acabar obrigado deus”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares joy, stress, and disappointment, like “hoje foi um dia muito FODA” and “eu não aguento mais ser vasco”.
- Supportive admirer: Frequently expresses affection and admiration for players, e.g. “eu te amo vegetti” and “MATHEUS CARALHO EU SEMPRE CONFIEI EM VC”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity toward people, e.g. “carille vai toma no meio do seu cu seu covarde do caralho” and “hugo moura vc é patetico, ridiculo”.
- Aggressive tone: Expresses anger in extreme ways, like “demite agora esse lixo do krl” and “time de merda”.
- Violent imagery: Uses violent expressions about others, e.g. “vontade de pega esses lixos q gerem o vasco por numa sessão de tortura”.
- Objectifying comments: Mixes sexual language with admiration for players, such as “VEGETTI PQP GOZA EM MIM” and “VEGETTI TENHO PENSAMENTOS EXPLÍCITOS COM VC”.
- Negativity spiral: Often fixates on frustration and hopelessness about football, like “esse time é amaldiçoado”, “esse time é uma varzea msm sendo saf”, and “alguem POR FAVOR me interna num hospício”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The intensity, impulsiveness, and wild emotional swings in this account line up most with Homer Simpson. Like Homer, they love their teams with irrational passion, veering from total adoration to furious meltdown in seconds, e.g. “QUE DELICIA VEGETTI” versus “time de merda” and “esse time é amaldiçoado”. The over-the-top, sometimes absurd exaggerations are very Homer-like, such as “compramo o juiz msm fodase” and “vou ter q desinstalar o twitter... eu to ficando MALUCO”. There’s also that mix of crude humor and genuine affection—see “VEGETTI PQP GOZA EM MIM” and “vegetti eu te vejo como uma figura paterna”—which feels very much like Homer’s chaotic but heartfelt way of loving people and things. Even when raging at coaches, players, or refs, the underlying vibe is a big, loud, obsessive sports fan who keeps coming back no matter how much it hurts, just as Homer never really stops loving the things he constantly yells about.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
They lean Extrovert: their timeline is highly outward‑focused, reacting live to matches and big events with high energy and a desire to share the moment, e.g. “CARALHKIOOOOO” and “COMPRAMO O JUIZ OTARIO”, rather than introspective diary‑style posts. Their style is sharply Sensing and concrete, centered on immediate, real‑world experiences like specific games, players, and refereeing decisions, as seen in “time desgraçado” and “hugomoura vc é patetico, ridiculo, vai toma no seu cu como q um jogador profissional erra um passe desse”, with almost no abstract or theoretical reflection. They are clearly Thinking over Feeling: criticism is blunt, impersonal, and often harsh, prioritizing performance and results, e.g. “ramon completamente injustiçado, esse time merece a mediocridade mesmo” and “joao felix é um fracassado msm pqp”, rather than tactful or harmony‑oriented. Finally, they show a strong Perceiving preference: tweets are impulsive, in‑the‑moment reactions to changing circumstances (“esse jogo ta perdido já e foda” followed by ecstatic outbursts after good plays like “QUE DELICIA VEGETTI”), suggesting flexibility and spontaneity rather than structured planning. Taken together, the high‑energy live reactions, concrete focus on sensory events, blunt performance‑based judgments, and spontaneous style align best with ESTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying “EU SOU MUITO VASCO” and “isso aqui é Vasco caralho” — how about we balance the suffering and I become “MUITO TEU” on matchdays to scream at the TV with you?
- You said Vegetti is a father figure and that you want him to be your dad… fine, he can be our honorary father, but I call dibs on being the person you yell “QUE DELICIA” to on 90’+ gols.
- On 2024-07-18 you said you can be arrested from that day on — perfect timing, because I’m ready to be guilty of one crime only: falling for the person who wants to torture Vasco’s board more than any rival torcida.
- As the self‑proclaimed biggest Frank Ocean fan of the extreme south of Santa Catarina, you already live in a ‘Super Rich Kids’ world of loose ends… let me be the one fine line in your TL that actually goes right.
- You made a Botafogo jersey for your mutuals and celebrated Criciúma and Vasco like a true football chaos enjoyer; since you already love three clubs, can I apply to be your fourth obsession, or is your heart already in the relegation zone?
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Your new Twitter bio
Itajubá-based football addict. Vasco sufferer, Criciúma enjoyer, Frank Ocean listener. Once designed a Botafogo shirt in physics class instead of studying.– @patomakonha
Your signature cocktail
The Vasco Virada Meltdown
This cocktail is built on cachaça because at the core of their personality is pure Brazilian torcida energy screaming “ISSO AQUI É VASCO CARALHO” and “O VASCO É O TIME DA VIRADA CARALHO KKSJAJBZANXPQMXBQM XOALS”. The espresso infusion captures their late-night, heart-racing match vibes, like when they confess “caralho eu vou ter um treco” and still keep watching. Red chili syrup brings the foul-mouthed, explosive rage of tweets such as “carille vai toma no meio do seu cu seu covarde do caralho” and “time desgraçado”. Fresh lime juice adds the sharp, acidic humor of lines like “entrar nos comentários dessa publicação ou injetar acido sulfúrico na veia?”. The sea salt rim represents the tears and sweat of suffering fandom in “eu não aguento mais ser vasco”, while a splash of sparkling water nods to the rare, effervescent bursts of joy when they yell “QUE DELICIA VEGETTI” and “eu te amo vegetti”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account shows intense, impulsive passion and a willingness to express emotions loudly and publicly, which fits Gryffindor’s boldness more than any other house. They constantly throw themselves into the emotional rollercoaster of football, veering between ecstatic caps-lock celebration like “O VASCO É O TIME DA VIRADA CARALHO KKSJAJBZANXPQMXBQM XOALS” and raw despair such as “eu não aguento mais ser vasco”. Their loyalty to their clubs and players is fierce and protective, even when they’re raging at them or their management, shown in tweets like “EU SOU MUITO VASCO” and the mix of adoration and fury toward Vegetti in “VEGETTI TENHO PENSAMENTOS EXPLÍCITOS COM VC” and “eu te amo vegetti”. They also display a readiness to call out perceived injustice or wrongdoing, as with “os cara nem esconde mais o racismo vtnc” and complaints about unfair refereeing like “mais uma vez prejudicados pela arbitragem”. The combination of hot-headed reactions, emotional courage in owning extreme feelings publicly, and combative defense of their teams and values aligns them most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
Blue Jeans & White T-Shirts - The Gaslight Anthem
The song’s mix of romantic loyalty, nostalgia, and gritty frustration parallels how they live through football, heartbreak and all. They swing between euphoria and despair with Vasco, from “ISSO AQUI É VASCO CARALHO” and “O VASCO É O TIME DA VIRADA CARALHO KKSJAJBZANXPQMXBQM XOALS” to “eu não aguento mais ser vasco” and “time patético, n me da nem raiva, só tristeza mesmo”. Like the song’s narrator, they’re deeply attached to their people and idols, whether it’s saying “eu te amo vegetti” and “vegetti eu te vejo como uma figura paterna”, or declaring themselves “o maior fã de frank ocean do extremo sul catarinense”. The rough language and gallows humor in tweets like “esse time é amaldiçoado” and “vou ter q desinstalar o twitter… eu to ficando MALUCO NAO AGUENTO MAIS LER NADA SOBRE ESSE HOSPÍCIO” fit the song’s blue‑collar, worn‑out but still-loving tone. Overall, the track captures someone who complains loudly, loves fiercely, and keeps showing up for the people and teams that have their heart.
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