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Your Simpsons character
The intensity, impulsiveness, and wild emotional swings in this account line up most with Homer Simpson. Like Homer, they love their teams with irrational passion, veering from total adoration to furious meltdown in seconds, e.g. “QUE DELICIA VEGETTI” versus “time de merda” and “esse time é amaldiçoado”. The over-the-top, sometimes absurd exaggerations are very Homer-like, such as “compramo o juiz msm fodase” and “vou ter q desinstalar o twitter... eu to ficando MALUCO”. There’s also that mix of crude humor and genuine affection—see “VEGETTI PQP GOZA EM MIM” and “vegetti eu te vejo como uma figura paterna”—which feels very much like Homer’s chaotic but heartfelt way of loving people and things. Even when raging at coaches, players, or refs, the underlying vibe is a big, loud, obsessive sports fan who keeps coming back no matter how much it hurts, just as Homer never really stops loving the things he constantly yells about.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: their timeline is highly outward‑focused, reacting live to matches and big events with high energy and a desire to share the moment, e.g. “CARALHKIOOOOO” and “COMPRAMO O JUIZ OTARIO”, rather than introspective diary‑style posts. Their style is sharply Sensing and concrete, centered on immediate, real‑world experiences like specific games, players, and refereeing decisions, as seen in “time desgraçado” and “hugomoura vc é patetico, ridiculo, vai toma no seu cu como q um jogador profissional erra um passe desse”, with almost no abstract or theoretical reflection. They are clearly Thinking over Feeling: criticism is blunt, impersonal, and often harsh, prioritizing performance and results, e.g. “ramon completamente injustiçado, esse time merece a mediocridade mesmo” and “joao felix é um fracassado msm pqp”, rather than tactful or harmony‑oriented. Finally, they show a strong Perceiving preference: tweets are impulsive, in‑the‑moment reactions to changing circumstances (“esse jogo ta perdido já e foda” followed by ecstatic outbursts after good plays like “QUE DELICIA VEGETTI”), suggesting flexibility and spontaneity rather than structured planning. Taken together, the high‑energy live reactions, concrete focus on sensory events, blunt performance‑based judgments, and spontaneous style align best with ESTP.

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Itajubá-based football addict. Vasco sufferer, Criciúma enjoyer, Frank Ocean listener. Once designed a Botafogo shirt in physics class instead of studying.– @patomakonha

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This cocktail is built on cachaça because at the core of their personality is pure Brazilian torcida energy screaming “ISSO AQUI É VASCO CARALHO” and “O VASCO É O TIME DA VIRADA CARALHO KKSJAJBZANXPQMXBQM XOALS”. The espresso infusion captures their late-night, heart-racing match vibes, like when they confess “caralho eu vou ter um treco” and still keep watching. Red chili syrup brings the foul-mouthed, explosive rage of tweets such as “carille vai toma no meio do seu cu seu covarde do caralho” and “time desgraçado”. Fresh lime juice adds the sharp, acidic humor of lines like “entrar nos comentários dessa publicação ou injetar acido sulfúrico na veia?”. The sea salt rim represents the tears and sweat of suffering fandom in “eu não aguento mais ser vasco”, while a splash of sparkling water nods to the rare, effervescent bursts of joy when they yell “QUE DELICIA VEGETTI” and “eu te amo vegetti”.

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This account shows intense, impulsive passion and a willingness to express emotions loudly and publicly, which fits Gryffindor’s boldness more than any other house. They constantly throw themselves into the emotional rollercoaster of football, veering between ecstatic caps-lock celebration like “O VASCO É O TIME DA VIRADA CARALHO KKSJAJBZANXPQMXBQM XOALS” and raw despair such as “eu não aguento mais ser vasco”. Their loyalty to their clubs and players is fierce and protective, even when they’re raging at them or their management, shown in tweets like “EU SOU MUITO VASCO” and the mix of adoration and fury toward Vegetti in “VEGETTI TENHO PENSAMENTOS EXPLÍCITOS COM VC” and “eu te amo vegetti”. They also display a readiness to call out perceived injustice or wrongdoing, as with “os cara nem esconde mais o racismo vtnc” and complaints about unfair refereeing like “mais uma vez prejudicados pela arbitragem”. The combination of hot-headed reactions, emotional courage in owning extreme feelings publicly, and combative defense of their teams and values aligns them most strongly with Gryffindor.

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The song’s mix of romantic loyalty, nostalgia, and gritty frustration parallels how they live through football, heartbreak and all. They swing between euphoria and despair with Vasco, from “ISSO AQUI É VASCO CARALHO” and “O VASCO É O TIME DA VIRADA CARALHO KKSJAJBZANXPQMXBQM XOALS” to “eu não aguento mais ser vasco” and “time patético, n me da nem raiva, só tristeza mesmo”. Like the song’s narrator, they’re deeply attached to their people and idols, whether it’s saying “eu te amo vegetti” and “vegetti eu te vejo como uma figura paterna”, or declaring themselves “o maior fã de frank ocean do extremo sul catarinense”. The rough language and gallows humor in tweets like “esse time é amaldiçoado” and “vou ter q desinstalar o twitter… eu to ficando MALUCO NAO AGUENTO MAIS LER NADA SOBRE ESSE HOSPÍCIO” fit the song’s blue‑collar, worn‑out but still-loving tone. Overall, the track captures someone who complains loudly, loves fiercely, and keeps showing up for the people and teams that have their heart.

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