Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- High standards: Regularly calls out poor UX and product decisions, e.g. criticizing Linear’s mobile app as “genuinely unusable” and broken scrolling “The Linear mobile app is genuinely unusable…”.
- Critical thinker: Analyzes AI tools, pricing, and policies in depth, like the nuanced take on AI model instruction-following and prompting in multiple Claude/GPT threads “Claude 3.7 Sonnet is significantly worse…”.
- Protects privacy: Defends disposable emails and warns about data selling risks, stressing user control over information “please don’t do this. Disposable/anonymized emails are a valuable tool…”.
- Principled advocate: Speaks strongly on digital rights and government overreach, e.g. opposing UK surveillance laws and web-control legislation “y’all need to SERIOUSLY reconsider your government’s actions…” and “this isn’t about nsfw, this is about control over the web.”.
- Growth mindset: Encourages skill-building and continuous learning, e.g. “skills compound. go learn that thing you wanted to try.” and embracing new challenges on every project “I’ve never worked on a new project where I didn’t have to learn something new…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh tone: Frequent use of aggressive language (“who the actual fuck,” “biggest piece of slop,” “how do you fuck things up that bad”) can make feedback feel hostile rather than constructive “Who the actual fuck made the 2025 Stack Overflow survey…”.
- Platform negativity: Regularly describes tools and platforms as “unusable,” “objectively a bad browser,” or “ass at coding,” which can overshadow nuanced points “Safari is objectively a bad browser that people should not use.” and “Either I'm holding it wrong or LLMs are ass at coding.”.
- Public callouts: Often calls out individuals/companies directly (e.g. @photomatt, @WVFRM, MKBHD product, Matteo) in a confrontational way that can damage relationships “@photomatt ROYALLY fucked this up.”.
- Workaholic mindset: Frames weekends as workdays and expects responsiveness beyond typical hours, which can normalize unhealthy work patterns “hot take: weekends are workdays” and “I really hate the idea of 9 to 5s tbh…”.
- Dismissive language: Uses phrases like “braindead things,” “you’re ngmi,” and mocking KDE users, which may alienate people and shut down dialogue “A few weeks ago I started blocking everyone who says braindead things…” and “If you’re using an iframe to host important parts of your UI, you’re ngmi”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is sharp, analytical, and often frustrated when systems, institutions, or tools fall short of reasonable standards, which fits Lisa Simpson’s critical, high-expectation mindset. They repeatedly call out poor design and polish, like complaining that “The Linear mobile app is genuinely unusable and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.” and that “Safari is objectively a bad browser that people should not use.” Lisa similarly rants about incompetence and bad systems around her. They care about principles and broader societal issues, e.g. warning that certain laws are really about control over the web, saying “this isn’t about nsfw, this is about control over the web.” and criticizing government overreach with “y’all need to SERIOUSLY reconsider your government’s actions when the next elections come around.” That mix of tech sophistication, ethical concern, and exasperated intelligence strongly echoes Lisa’s role as the moral and intellectual critic in The Simpsons. Even the self-improvement vibe in “skills compound. go learn that thing you wanted to try.” feels like Lisa’s constant push for learning and growth.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
They read as strongly T over F: their default mode is blunt, critical analysis and systems thinking, e.g. calling the Stack Overflow survey “the biggest piece of slop” while dissecting specific omissions in tools like Cursor vs OpenHands “Who the actual fuck made the 2025 Stack Overflow survey…”, or giving a structured critique of Gemini’s reliability vs intelligence “Gemini is so unpolished that it’s crazy… it lacks reliability, focus and polish…”. Their tone is outward-facing, opinionated, and energized by public debate rather than withdrawn reflection, suggesting Extraversion: they address companies, creators, and governments directly (e.g. “I started to listen to @WVFRM and wanted to like it but honestly you guys need to do WAY MORE research…”, “y’all need to SERIOUSLY reconsider your government’s actions when the next elections come around”). Their focus is on patterns, implications, and system-level behavior rather than raw sensory details, pointing to Intuition: they extrapolate from single events to broader dynamics, like AI labs’ alignment strategies and model behavior “I wonder how much frontier AI labs are focusing on making it possible for models to override their baked in knowledge…” or economic incentives behind pricing and infrastructure choices “The only thing more expensive than money is time and AI tools allow you to buy some of that time back.”. Their attitude toward work and life is structured and goal-oriented, consistent with Judging: they emphasize efficiency and reliability in tools (“Don’t forget you’re paying Zappier per workflow step…and everything is a workflow step”), criticize sloppy planning or UX (“The Linear mobile app is genuinely unusable and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.”), and advocate a high-responsibility work ethic over rigid 9–5 boundaries “weekends are workdays” and “being willing to do something or reply at reasonable hours during the day should be considered normal”. Altogether, the combination of outspoken, analytical critique, big-picture tech/AI thinking, and strong preferences for efficiency, reliability, and structure best fits ENTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You hate 9-to-5s and think weekends are workdays, right? Perfect. We can ship features all day, complain about Safari all night, and still have time to rant about the Stack Overflow survey together.
- You said LLMs don’t scare you, junior devs do — so how about a senior-level date? I’ll follow instructions better than Claude 3.7 Sonnet and I promise not to use Jest on your heart.
- Since you think infrastructure should never run on Windows, I’m assuming you also believe relationships should never run on weak foundations. Want to containerize our feelings over coffee with extra dihydrogen monoxide?
- You blocked people for saying braindead things, roast Safari, ChromeOS, and Intel, and still find time to defend small businesses and privacy. That combo of high standards and actual principles is kinda my favorite UX.
- If skills compound and we should ‘go learn that thing you wanted to try,’ I volunteer as your next experiment: we can test Bun build times, flame Google’s polish, and benchmark whether SF or Prague has better dates.
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Your new Twitter bio
Frontend dev in Prague yelling at bad UIs, browsers, and AI models. Once rage-tweeted Safari into a whole side project.– @PatrikTheDev
Your signature cocktail
How Hard Could It Bee?
This cocktail hits strong and fast, like their no-nonsense takes on browsers and infra — see “Safari is objectively a bad browser that people should not use.” and “This is why you never run infrastructure on top of Windows.”. The overproof rye is their sharp, uncompromising critique, while the espresso shot channels the weekends-are-workdays grind from “hot take: weekends are workdays”. Tonic syrup with grapefruit peel adds a bitter, tech-optimist realism that fits rants like “Who the actual fuck made the 2025 Stack Overflow survey…That’s the biggest piece of slop I’ve seen all year.”. Honey-ginger syrup represents the underlying warmth and support for small players in “I want small businesses to thrive”, sweet but with a bite. The Czech herbal bitters ground it all in Prague and their political/privacy awareness, echoing posts like “y’all need to SERIOUSLY reconsider your government’s actions when the next elections come around” and their recurring ‘1984’ vibes.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Patrik shows a strong Ravenclaw profile through consistent focus on reasoning quality, tradeoffs, and model behavior. They dissect LLM behavior analytically, e.g. discussing how context and thinking tokens affect output structure in models like GPT-4o and Claude in “I feel the omission of thinking tokens from future messages plays a part, the way 4o outputs text is structured differently (it talks about the problem before attacking it), reasoning models do this in their thinking tokens which get lost, leading to massive loss in context” and questioning how labs handle knowledge updates in “I wonder how much frontier AI labs are focusing on making it possible for models to override their baked in knowledge when given context saying otherwise…”. They clearly enjoy learning and skill compounding, as shown by “skills compound. go learn that thing you wanted to try.” and “I’ve never worked on a new project where I didn’t have to learn something new/expand my horizons And I want it to stay that way.”. Their critiques are often about rigor and correctness rather than pure emotion, like calling out WVFRM for poor research in “you guys need to do WAY MORE research on your topics, the amount of information you’re either very unsure or outright wrong about is just too much.”. Even their humor tends to be concept- or logic-driven, such as the dihydrogen monoxide joke in “just found out coffee has dihydrogen monoxide in it, never drinking those chemicals again”. There is some Slytherin-esque ambition (e.g. treating weekends as workdays in “hot take: weekends are workdays”), but the dominant throughline is a love of analysis, learning, and intellectual rigor, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
American Idiot - Green Day
A well-fitting song for Patrik is American Idiot by Green Day because it channels a mix of tech cynicism, frustration with systems, and principled rebellion. They routinely call out sloppy or terrible products, like when they said “Who the actual fuck made the 2025 Stack Overflow survey That’s the biggest piece of slop I’ve seen all year.” and “The Linear mobile app is genuinely unusable and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.”. Their skepticism toward big tech and infrastructure echoes the song’s anti-establishment tone, e.g. “This is why you never run infrastructure on top of Windows. It is not a reliable operating system…” and “Google in 2024: the same or worse than our competition but with a fancier UI…”. They’re also outspoken about government overreach and civil liberties, like “y’all need to SERIOUSLY reconsider your government’s actions when the next elections come around this is unacceptable and risks the privacy of not just UK citizens…” and “1984”. The song’s fast, relentless energy matches their intense work ethic and non-9-to-5 mindset, shown in “hot take: weekends are workdays” and their bio’s resigned challenge: “How hard could it be?”.
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