Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and tenderness toward family and partners, e.g. “Te Amo Negris :3” and “ILoveYouuuu!!!”.
- Family‑oriented: Values and enjoys family time, as seen in “Que Tu Familias Sea La Mas Loca No Tiene Precio !” and “#losAmoNenes<3”.
- Faith‑driven: Shows gratitude and reliance on faith, e.g. “#GraciasDios un gran fin de semana los amo mama y amor <3” and Patience~ in the bio.
- Supportive: Encourages good use of technology and supports students/children, as in “Acompañemos a nuestros hijos y alumnos a usar la tecnologiaa para informarnos y escribirnos adecuadamente #MEC435AD”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for music, football, and causes, e.g. “#ElClasicoLoGanaMillonarios Señores #ConLaAzulPuesta !!” and “Buban Zion !! #HipHop Engativa !”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotionally‑reactive: Tweets can swing sharply with mood, such as “Como Puede Ser Tan HijaDePuta!!” and “Que Triste Es Todo ..”.
- Harsh‑worded: Uses aggressive language toward others, e.g. “Fuck la gente ! O.o” and “Que Gente Para Escribir Estupidecessss !!!!”.
- Love‑preoccupied: Focuses heavily on romantic ups and downs, as in “Busco Alguien Que Me Quiera Por Siempree 8'” and “Que Cosa Mas Complicada Es El Amor”.
- Spelling‑careless: Frequent spelling and grammar slips in Spanish suggest low attention to written accuracy, e.g. “Exelente programa informativo...” and “Miercoless :D :( Ultimo Dia”.
- Public‑venting: Often vents frustration publicly instead of privately, as in “Que Experiencia Mas fea !” and “Voy A Colapsarr @_# $€@/&L..”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is emotional, thoughtful, and values growth and learning. This account mixes affection and introspection, like when she posts about family and love: “#GraciasDios un gran fin de semana los amo mama y amor <3” and “Te Amoooooooooo <3”, mirroring Lisa’s deep attachments. There is also a reflective, sometimes melancholy side about love and difficult moments, such as “Que Cosa Mas Complicada Es El Amor” and “Solo es un mal momento.solo es un mal momento.solo es un msl momento.solo es un mal momento”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to overthink emotions. The interest in education and responsible tech use in tweets like “Acompañemos a nuestros hijos y alumnos a usar la tecnologiaa para informarnos y escribirnos adecuadamente #MEC435AD” is very Lisa-like in its concern for learning and doing things well. At the same time, the user shows playful optimism—“Boon Diaa <3 Mundoo Todo Porq Es Sabadooo. :p”—and strong personal values, aligning better with Lisa than with the more careless or chaotic personalities of Homer or Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They show strong Extraverted tendencies: many tweets are about outings, parties, sports events, and photos with friends and family, e.g. “#LASTNIGHT#HAPPY#SMILE#FAMILY#ILOVEMARTIN<3” and “Que Tu Familias Sea La Mas Loca No Tiene Precio !”, suggesting energy from social interaction and sharing experiences publicly. Their focus is very Sensing: they talk about concrete, present-moment experiences—weather, tattoos, soccer matches, physical pain or pleasure—like “Que Calooooor” and “#newtattoo#Free #BuenosDias #Mundo”, rather than abstract theories. The tone is clearly Feeling-oriented, centered on love, affection, and emotional highs and lows, for example “Te Amoooooooooo <3” and “Que Cosa Mas Complicada Es El Amor”, with little emphasis on logical debate. Finally, they appear Perceiving rather than structured: they often express going with the flow and reacting in the moment—“Sera Pararme a hacer algoo.jajaja zzZzZ” and “Las Cosas Lindas Se Demoran ♫♪ ^^”—and their timeline feels spontaneous and unplanned. Altogether, the energetic social presence, sensory enjoyment, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneity best fit ESFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say in your bio ‘Patience~’, but I’ve been scrolling since your 2014 ‘Weednesday~’ and 2016 ‘Sabadiño ;)’ tweets… I’m starting to think the only thing I’m not patient about is waiting to take you out.
- You with your #ConLaAzulPuesta for Millonarios and your ‘Colombiaaaa!’ scream in 2014… if loving you were a clásico, I’d be the fan painting my face blue just to stand next to you in the stadium.
- From ‘Patinare :3’ to ‘Buban Zion !! #HipHop Engativa !’ and that ‘Magiic Flow 8’’—you skate, vibe to hip hop, and still have time to post ‘ONE LOVE <3 J&P’… if you ever want a new initial next to yours, I volunteer as tribute.
- You tweeted ‘Que Cosa Mas Complicada Es El Amor’, but then ‘Amar No Es Complicado, Difícil Hacerlo Bien.’ How about we run a little experiment: coffee, a walk in Bogotá, and we test together if doing love well is really that hard.
- You survived ‘Que Experiencia Mas fea !’, ‘Voy A Colapsarr @_#’, and ‘Solo es un mal momento…’ and still post ‘Feliiizzzzz: ))))))))’ and ‘Happy Day!’—I don’t know if you’re a Millonarios fan or a superhero, but either way I’d like to be on your team.
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Bogotá educator & Millonarios FC fan. Collector of tattoos, hip-hop nights & family memories. Once nearly fell skating—but got up smiling.– @Pau_Pollito
Your signature cocktail
La Azul Patience~ Fizz
La Azul Patience~ Fizz is strong and bright, just like someone who shouts #ConLaAzulPuesta and #TodosConLaAzul for Millonarios while celebrating life’s chaos in blue glory (“#ElClasicoLoGanaMillonarios Señores #ConLaAzulPuesta !! Sabadiño ;)”, “#TodosConLaAzul”). The aguardiente base is pure Colombia in a glass, reflecting her roots in Bogotá and that fiery attitude in tweets like “Fuck la gente ! O.o” and “Como Puede Ser Tan HijaDePuta!!”. Blue curaçao colors the drink to match her Millonarios pride and those happy, smiley moments where she’s all love and fandom, such as “Colombiaaaa!” and “#losAmoNenes<3”. Maracuyá adds a sweet–tart passion that mirrors her romantic ups and downs, from “Te Amoooooooooo <3” to “Bueno De Amor Es Lo Ultimo Que Se Morira, Sera Resistir El Dolor Hasta Olvidar .........”. The ginger fizz and lime give it a playful, restless kick for her energetic days and late nights—whether she’s hyped (“Boon Diaa <3 Mundoo Todo Porq Es Sabadooo. :p”) or about to collapse but still going (“Voy A Colapsarr @_# $€@/&L..”). Topped with sparkling water, it stays light and bubbly in honor of her bio Patience~ and those hopeful, flowing vibes like “<3 Que Todo Fluyaaaaaaaaa. :3 :)”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The clearest recurring theme in Paula’s tweets is affection, loyalty, and valuing close relationships over anything else. She frequently expresses love and attachment to family and loved ones, like in “#GraciasDios un gran fin de semana los amo mama y amor <3” and “Que Tu Familias Sea La Mas Loca No Tiene Precio !”, which shows a Hufflepuff-style prioritization of bonds and gratitude. Her bio, “Patience~”, directly signals a core Hufflepuff trait, and she often frames things in terms of enduring emotions and letting things flow, as in “<3 Que Todo Fluyaaaaaaaaa. :3 :)”. She appears supportive and warm toward others, for instance “Acompañemos a nuestros hijos y alumnos a usar la tecnologiaa para informarnos y escribirnos adecuadamente #MEC435AD”, focusing on helping and guiding rather than competing or showing off. While she has emotional ups and downs, they’re expressed through feelings about love, friends, and family rather than ambition, intellectualism, or risk-taking, which fits Hufflepuff far better than the other houses.
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Your song
One Love - Bob Marley & The Wailers
The song One Love fits Paula because her timeline is full of affection, loyalty, and emotional ups and downs in relationships, just like the song’s message of unity and love. She literally echoes the title with posts like “ONE LOVE <3 J&P”, showing how central love is to her identity. Her romantic highs and lows appear in tweets such as “Que Cosa Mas Complicada Es El Amor” and “Bueno De Amor Es Lo Ultimo Que Se Morira, Sera Resistir El Dolor Hasta Olvidar .........”, which align with the song’s balance of hope and heartache. She also shows deep affection for family and friends, like “Que Tu Familias Sea La Mas Loca No Tiene Precio !” and “#losAmoNenes<3”, mirroring the communal, inclusive spirit of One Love. Finally, her spiritual and positive tone in posts such as ““Benditos Los Que Se Tienen Y Se Quieren“” perfectly matches the song’s call for appreciation and togetherness.
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