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Your Simpsons character
Paul mirrors Comic Book Guy's cynical, judgmental, and gatekeeping nature. Like Comic Book Guy dismissing anything mainstream, Paul rejects Japan because it's 'redditified'. His complaints about the 'youjo'ification of firearms echo Comic Book Guy's complaints about changes to beloved franchises. Both share a sense of superiority over others, with Paul ironically declaring himself an 'Aryan ubermensch'. Their shared love of niche interests and disdain for popular trends make them a fitting match.

Your MBTI personality Type
Paul's MBTI type is likely ENTP (The Debater). His contrarian views and willingness to challenge norms ('I cannot go to Japan... gives me the icky contrarian idea that Japan has been redditified for a long time') demonstrate a love for debate and intellectual sparring. His ironic self-identification as an 'Aryan ubermensch' suggests a playful and provocative nature. His complaints about the world around him reveal a critical and analytical mind. While his views are often problematic, his ENTP personality drives him to question everything and challenge the status quo.

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Anime enthusiast and contrarian. Ironically self-proclaimed 'Aryan ubermensch' navigating the redditified world. Currently wrestling with Domino's delivery times and the coomer's ramen dilemma. My paradise is full of porn addicts and losers, send help.– @PaulFriedmanLaw

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The 'Ubermensch' cocktail is a potent and unsettling mix, reflecting Paul's complex and contradictory personality. Absinthe, known for its hallucinogenic properties, represents his distorted worldview. Red Bull provides the energy for his angry rants and contrarian opinions. Lemon juice adds a sour note, reflecting his cynicism and disillusionment. The single maraschino cherry is a sad attempt at sweetness in an otherwise bitter concoction, representing his fleeting moments of vulnerability. It's a drink that's as disturbing and unsettling as Paul's online persona.

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Paul, despite his flaws, aligns with Slytherin due to his ambition, resourcefulness, and self-preservation instincts, albeit twisted. His self-proclaimed 'Aryan ubermensch' status, though ironic and offensive, indicates a desire for power and recognition. His contrarian views and willingness to challenge norms, even with problematic statements, demonstrate a cunning and strategic mind. His focus on personal struggles and desires ('Looking at sexy pics but not wanting to pay') reveals a self-centered perspective. While his methods are deeply flawed, his ambition and resourcefulness would find a home in Slytherin.

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This song's angsty lyrics and rebellious tone capture Paul's contrarian and cynical outlook. His tweet about not going to Japan because it's 'redditified' reflects the song's theme of rejecting popular trends. His complaints about the people in Hawaii echo the song's sentiment of finding fault in everything. The song's overall message of frustration and discontent aligns with Paul's online persona. It's an anthem for his cynical and rebellious spirit.

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