Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows concern for others’ suffering and calls out disrespect, like condemning use of suicide content for reactions in “Puta que pariu twitter. Vai pro caralho” and criticizing people usando morte para engajamento in “É uma pena que estão a utilizar a morte de alguém jovem”.
- Socially-conscious: Engages with politics and social issues, criticizing extremism and nazism in “Extrema direita la na casa do caralho” and “Antigamente, pessoal tinha vergonha ou medo de ser nazista publicamente”.
- Loyal: Demonstrates strong attachment to Vasco and its players, expressing deep emotional investment in matches and idols in “180 minutos que podem devolver ao vascaíno o que tiraram dele” and “PAULINHO APUALA… CARA EUU TO CHORANDO”.
- Critical-thinking: Questions media responsibility and misinformation, calling out pages and canais for lack of professionalism and credibility in “Essa página é vergonhosa e mancha o Vasco da Gama aqui no twitter” and “Aquele canal é de credibilidade zero”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes, memes and irony to comment on football and culture, like the Cruz de Malta ASCII in “Cruz de malta da sorte” and the joking ‘impeachment’ commentary in “simplesmente os fdpta saíram pra comer pizza no meio da votação”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile-language: Frequently uses xingamentos pesados and aggressive wording, for example calling someone “piranha” and “filha da puta” in “Denunciem essa piranha aí” and insulting Elon Musk as “energúmeno de merda” in “‘Censura’ essa causada porque você não quer respeitar as leis brasileiras”.
- Impulsive-reactions: Responds explosively in the heat of moments, as seen in all-caps, swearing outbursts in football context like “GOOOOOOOLLWNAMALALA CARALHO EU FALEI O QUE PORRA” and political frustration in “to reclamando sim vai se fuder”.
- Confrontational: Often frames disagreements as battles rather than discussions, e.g. celebrating limpar seguidores de ‘ratos imundos’ in “Limpei um monte. Extrema direita la na casa do caralho” and attacking a page as “prostituta” por cliques in “Tem gente que por clicks vira até prostituta né”.
- Harsh-judgmental: Tends to generalize harshly about grupos or indivíduos, calling humanos a “espécie nojenta” in “Não precisa ter rosto ou gênero, basta fazer parte dessa espécie nojenta que são os humanos” and saying “Brasileiro que age assim… merece apanhar” in “Brasileiro que age assim, ainda mais como vira lata de europeu, merece apanhar”.
- Emotion-driven: Emotional intensity sometimes overrides calm reflection, visible in oscillation between extreme rage and euphoria—like flooding tweets with laughter and caps in “ué KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and despair over football or politics in “Inundou a rua aqui… va pra porra”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user mixes strong political conviction with a sense of justice and empathy, very similar to Lisa Simpson. They openly position themselves on the far left in their bio and rail against fascism and the far right, like when they say extremists should go "la na casa do caralho" in “Extrema direita la na casa do caralho.”, which fits Lisa’s outspoken activism. They also show moral outrage at cruelty and exploitation, for example criticizing people turning a suicide into a reaction image in “Puta que pariu twitter. Vai pro caralho” and condemning engagement on a young person’s death in “Não existe mais bom senso?”. At the same time, like Lisa, they’re deeply thoughtful and critical of media and institutions, calling out unprofessional pages in “Para uma página que se diz ser um portal de notícias, isso é um comentário extremamente não profissional.” and mocking corporate attempts to be ‘hip’ in “Mais um caso de 'Empresas tentando ser 'hip' com os adolescentes'”. Their serious, politically aware side coexists with niche interests (anime, Stranger Things, football tactics) and occasional cynicism about humanity in “basta fazer parte dessa espécie nojenta que são os humanos.”, which echoes Lisa’s combination of idealism and disillusionment with the world around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, comment on public dramas, and enjoy being in the middle of discourse, e.g. calling people to action and addressing the timeline directly in tweets like “Rapaziada To assistindo aqui a tal quinta temporada de Stranger Things…” and “Rapaziada To assistindo aqui a tal quinta temporada…”. Their style is clearly Intuitive: they don’t just state facts about football or politics, they spin them into broader patterns, analogies, and meta-comments about platforms and society, such as “É uma pena que estão a utilizar a morte de alguém jovem algo para fazer engajamento…” and “Antigamente, pessoal tinha vergonha ou medo de ser nazista publicamente. Hoje, tem é orgulho.”. They come off as Thinking rather than pure Feeling: even when emotional, they argue in a critical, analytical way, often dissecting hypocrisy or inconsistency, like “Para uma página que se diz ser um portal de notícias, isso é um comentário extremamente não profissional.” and “Rapaziada tá tão desesperada pra achar um engajamento pós bolha incel que tão tentando achar qualquer problema em tudo.”. Finally, they feel more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is reactive, spontaneous, and chaotic—jumping between memes, politics, games and rants—with little sign of long-term structured plans, as seen in bursts like “ué KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and the playful, improvisational football commentary in “'Ah q X jogador jogou mal, X jogador de não sei oq' Irmão, fodase, eu quero dormir feliz pq o Vasco ganhou…”. Taken together—high social engagement, love of debate and irony, critical analysis, and loose, in-the-moment posting—this fits best with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said 180 minutes could change the history of every vascaíno — how many minutes would it take for me to become your favorite part of the matchday ritual?
- You’re out here decoding if Stranger Things used AI on Henry’s voice, but the real synth effect is your timeline turning my brain into white noise every time you tweet.
- If Vasco can make you scream ‘GOOOOOOOLLWNAMALALA CARALHO’ that loud, I can only imagine your reaction if I actually texted you back first.
- You dragged Elon, called Musk a clown, and still had the lucidity to say Moraes is abusing power — that balance of politics and bullshit detection might be the sexiest thing on your profile.
- You got genuinely emotional with Paulinho’s return, worried about people turning tragedy into engagement, and still find time to roast Sofascore — I don’t just want to flirt, I kind of want to stand next to you in São Januário and believe in things again.
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19 | Vasco in my veins, floods at my door, Stranger Things on my screen. Once chose a copy shop just because the owner was vascaíno.– @paulinhopauler
Your signature cocktail
Extrema Esquerda Vasco Fizz
This drink starts with cachaça infused with espresso for the permanently wired, rant-ready energy of a 19-year-old estudante da extrema esquerda who tweets things like “Extrema direita la na casa do caralho.”. The red bitter aperitivo represents the mix of leftist fire and political frustration found in posts such as “Elon Musk é um panaca, canalha e corno...” and the constant calling out of fascists and nazis in the timeline. Passion fruit juice captures the explosive love and suffering for Vasco in tweets like “180 minutos que podem devolver ao vascaíno o que tiraram dele por 14 anos” and the all-caps celebrations of Paulinho’s goals like “PAULINHO APUALA ANQHQNBQLQNQLANAMM1MQMQLQMM1LQNW8H3J2HEN CARA EUU TO CHORANDO”. The sparkling water adds the chaotic, meme-y fizz of posts such as “q porra é essa tem 40 trilhões de criança do lado dos jogadores KKKKKKKKK” and the ASCII Cruz de Malta luck charm in “Cruz de malta da sorte”. Finally, a pinch of smoked salt stands for the salty, dark humor and sharp criticism of humanity in tweets like “Não precisa ter rosto ou gênero, basta fazer parte dessa espécie nojenta que são os humanos.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show very strong Gryffindor-style moral courage and willingness to confront others publicly. They call out pages that lucratively exploit tragedy, e.g. criticizing a gossip portal for sharing a video of a collective suicide attempt of trans people: “Primeiro vejo alguém tentando transformar o suicídio de outra pessoa em imagem de reação, depois vejo portal de fofoca compartilhando vídeo de tentativa de suicídio coletivo de pessoas trans Puta que pariu twitter. Vai pro caralho”, and condemning people turning a young person’s death into engagement: “É uma pena que estão a utilizar a morte de alguém jovem algo para fazer engajamento, xingar rivais e discutir 'meu time é melhor que o seu'... Não existe mais bom senso?”. Their bio openly labels them “Extrema Esquerda” and they aggressively reject the far right and nazism despite backlash risk, as in “Extrema direita la na casa do caralho.” and “Antigamente, pessoal tinha vergonha ou medo de ser nazista publicamente. Hoje, tem é orgulho.”, showing a confrontational, values-driven stance. The tone is impulsive and fiery: they tell off Elon Musk for disrespecting Brazilian law (“'Censura' essa causada porque você não quer respeitar as leis brasileiras… seu energúmeno de merda”) and go on crusades to denounce harmful individuals, e.g. “Denunciem essa piranha aí… Quer ficar famosinha??? Filha da puta”. There is Hufflepuff-like loyalty to Vasco and its players—defending the fanbase and criticizing fake-news pages about the club (“Essa página é vergonhosa e mancha o Vasco da Gama aqui no twitter… Tem gente que por clicks vira até prostituta né, pqp.”)—but it’s expressed with the hot-blooded, confrontational bravado typical of Gryffindor rather than quiet dedication. Overall, the combination of outspoken political courage, readiness to jump into conflicts for what they see as justice, and emotionally charged impulsiveness lines up most strongly with Gryffindor.
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We Are the Champions - Queen
A fitting song for them is “We Are the Champions” because their whole timeline revolves around intense, stubborn loyalty to Vasco and enduring constant suffering with pride. They frame games as epic struggles, like when they say there are “180 minutes that can give back to Vasco fans what was taken from them for 14 years”, which echoes the song’s themes of long battles and eventual glory. Their emotional outbursts after goals, such as “GOOOOOOOLLWNAMALALA CARALHO EU FALEI O QUE PORRA”, mirror the triumphant release in the chorus. Even in rage or disappointment, like “ta ficando dificil defender o vegetti, papo reto”, they keep supporting the team, just as the song talks about not giving up despite losses. Combined with their strong political stances, like cleaning the timeline of “extrema direita la na casa do caralho”, the song’s defiant, persevering tone matches their personality of standing firm and waiting for the day their side wins.
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