Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently crafts jokes and memes, like the exaggerated self‑brag in “o que eu faço com a boca nenhuma puta faz com a bunda” and ironic game complaints in “Jogo de merda”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth and attachment toward friends and exes in posts like “que saudade do meu ex” and the excited all‑caps spam of love in “EU AMO EU AMO EU AMO”.
- Supportive: Expresses concern and desire to help others, repeating pleas like “ajuda ele por favor” and checking jokes with a trans friend first in “queria ver se alguma amiga trans minha pode ver ela antes”.
- Fandom‑passionate: Engages deeply with games/anime and music, defending favorites like “i do not play about gakuen babysitters” and hyping JoJo in “chase é uma das melhores musicas de jojo...”.
- Self‑aware: Acknowledges own impulsiveness and mixed feelings, as in “as vezes eu escrevo as coisas sem pensar” and reflecting on ex dynamics in “coisas da vidãããn a minha ex quer virar a minha amigããnn...”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive‑posting: Admits writing without thinking in “as vezes eu escrevo as coisas sem pensar” while also sharing very raw, intense outbursts like “HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...”.
- Sexual‑vulgarity: Uses very explicit language that can alienate some audiences, such as “fode minha buceta rosa roxa ou preta dando pirueta” and the graphic brag in “o que eu faço com a boca nenhuma puta faz com a bunda”.
- Emotional‑volatility: Swings between humorous posts and distress, like “e se eu só me matar na sua frente hein” and the desperate tone about relationships in “nao contente ele ainda conseguiu trair a mulher pqp eu devo ser muito fudida mesmo”.
- Conflict‑oriented: Expresses hostility and harsh judgments, for example “nao tem 1 piada original voces sao todos uns merdas” and threatening language in “eu vou matar essa desgraçda” (even if joking).
- Boundary‑blurring: Shares very personal or intense thoughts publicly, like medical frustration in “Tnc e ainda me falaram q eu nao tinha SOP bando de medico inutil” and vivid intrusive‑style feelings in “Coe to sentindo que ta cheio de bichinho andando nas minhas costas isso nn é normal”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The mix of unfiltered horniness, chaotic humor, and sudden bursts of sincerity lines up best with Homer Simpson. They swing wildly between horny jokes and oversharing, like “o que eu faço com a boca nenhuma puta faz com a bunda” and “fode minha buceta rosa roxa ou preta dando pirueta (rosa roxa ou preta)”, which mirrors Homer’s impulsive, often inappropriate side. At the same time, they’re melodramatic and emotional about relationships, as in “que saudade do meu ex” and “coisas da vidãããn a minha ex quer virar a minha amigããnn...”, echoing Homer’s big feelings and messy love life. Their chaotic everyday crises—like “duvida real: começo a trabalhar ou frito um ovo” and waking up in a panic in “Acordei no mais puro desespero pq eu sonhei que mandava mensagem pra ELE…”—feel very Homer: dramatic, slightly irresponsible, but strangely relatable. Even their over-the-top reactions, such as “HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”, match Homer’s tendency to respond to life with loud, exaggerated emotion rather than calm logic.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extravert: their timeline is highly social, chaotic, and outward-facing, with constant interaction and performance-like posts such as “MIJO EM VOCE ENQUANTO VOCE DESCE NA TIMELINE”, “goza rapariga”, and exuberant live reactions like “HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. Their interests and comments suggest Intuition over Sensing: they focus on ideas, media, and symbolic/fictional frameworks (anime, games, k‑pop, vtubers, Hamilton edits), e.g. “vi uma edit de frieren com hamilton então agora eu vou ter que assistir” and surreal humor like “meio que hoje eu vou pro templo de purificação refazer os selos que impedem o Astagarrarght de consumir o meu coração”. They are strongly Feeling‑oriented, reacting emotionally and relationally rather than with detached logic, as in “que saudade do meu ex”, “eu vou parar de correr atras das coisas e eu vou deixar esse nao binario safado vir atras de mim”, and concern for others like “por favor alguem ajuda ele por favor caralho”. Their lifestyle looks highly Perceiving: impulsive, spontaneous, and somewhat messy—torn between options like “duvida real: começo a trabalhar ou frito um ovo”, complaining about chaotic finances in “DESUMANO: fui pagar minha fatura altissima e a do mes que vem ja ta nos 700”, and frequently reacting in the moment to whatever appears on the timeline. Taken together—expressive, emotionally intense, idea‑driven, and very spontaneous—they fit best as ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said what you do with your mouth no puta does with her bunda… I was just wondering if you also do what no RPG player does on rave night and actually watch the movie—with me.
- You’re out here playing Yakuza 0, Hollow Knight, wanting a 3DS and Tamagotchi… how about we speedrun a route where we skip straight to ‘we cuddle and complain about that ‘jogo de merda’ together’?
- You said you ‘do not play about Gakuen Babysitters’ and think ‘Chase’ is one of the best JoJo openings; I don’t play about you either—if you say the word, I’ll be your city boy, kpop boy, anime boy, whatever-You-Need boy.
- You were torn between ‘começar a trabalhar ou fritar um ovo’… plot twist: we do both. You work my last nerve with your chaotic timeline, I fry the egg, and then we eat together while True Damage and Heartsteel play in the background.
- You joked about going to the ‘templo de purificação’ to keep Astagarrarght from eating your heart—if it ever fails, you can leave that heart with me; I promise I’ll treat it better than that ex who still shows up in your saudade tweets.
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Your new Twitter bio
21 • any pronouns • gamer, anime enjoyer & professional overthinker. Once woke up at 6am for work on my day off and tweeted instead.– @paulistarizzing
Your signature cocktail
Safic City Boy Chaos Tonic
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with blackberries for the unabashed Brazilian, slightly unhinged vibe, channeling lines like “cadê a ganja cadê a ganja tá todo mundo querendo a minha nega ganja” and the overall party energy. Spicy ginger beer represents their loud, horny, zero-filter chaos, the same energy as “o que eu faço com a boca nenhuma puta faz com a bunda” and “fode minha buceta rosa roxa ou preta dando pirueta (rosa roxa ou preta)”. Sour passion fruit juice reflects the dramatic mood swings and romantic angst of tweets like “que saudade do meu ex” and “eu vou parar de correr atras das coisas e eu vou deixar esse nao binario safado vir atras de mim”. A dash of absinthe nods to their nerdy, slightly cursed, occult-gamer side, as in “meio que hoje eu vou pro templo de purificação refazer os selos que impedem o Astagarrarght de consumir o meu coração” and the anime/gaming brainrot like “jogando yakuza zero. bakamitai.”. Finally, a cotton-candy flavored syrup swirls over the top to capture their hyper, meme-y, caps-lock sweetness in tweets such as “MIJO EM VOCE ENQUANTO VOCE DESCE NA TIMELINE” and the gleeful spam of “LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA”, making the drink chaotic, loud, and weirdly lovable—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their tweets show a strong streak of impulsiveness, emotional intensity, and boldly saying whatever they think, which are classic Gryffindor traits. They casually talk about self-destructive or dramatic impulses in an in-your-face way, like in “e se eu só me matar na sua frente hein” and the panicked overshare in “Acordei no mais puro desespero pq eu sonhei que mandava mensagem pra ELE falando a verdade…”, suggesting a tendency to confront emotions head‑on rather than avoid them. They also express a combative, confrontational humor and willingness to call people out, as in “nao tem 1 piada original voces sao todos uns merdas” and “wiki pra jogar the sims .? nossa ai vc so eh inutil mrm”, which implies boldness more than diplomacy. At the same time, they show protective, ride-or-die energy toward others in a very loud way, for example repeatedly insisting “ajuda ele por favor” and “ajuda ele caralho ajuda ele”, which reads as passionate defense rather than quiet caretaking. Their chaotic, dramatic, fearless online persona leans far more toward fiery Gryffindor energy than the patience of Hufflepuff, the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw, or the calculated self‑interest of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well-suited song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it matches their chaotic, irreverent and darkly humorous vibe. Their timeline swings between horny jokes like “o que eu faço com a boca nenhuma puta faz com a bunda” and sudden emotional intensity such as “e se eu só me matar na sua frente hein”, which fits the song’s mix of angst and sarcasm. They constantly joke through frustration with life, from money stress in “DESUMANO: fui pagar minha fatura altissima e a do mes que vem ja ta nos 700” to chaotic love and ex drama in “que saudade do meu ex”. Their all-caps outbursts like “HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and gleeful unhinged posts such as “MIJO EM VOCE ENQUANTO VOCE DESCE NA TIMELINE” feel exactly like the loud, rebellious energy the song captures. Overall, Teenagers embodies that messy, self-aware, dramatic, and darkly funny way of coping with everything that shows up across their tweets.
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