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Your Simpsons character
The mix of unfiltered horniness, chaotic humor, and sudden bursts of sincerity lines up best with Homer Simpson. They swing wildly between horny jokes and oversharing, like “o que eu faço com a boca nenhuma puta faz com a bunda” and “fode minha buceta rosa roxa ou preta dando pirueta (rosa roxa ou preta)”, which mirrors Homer’s impulsive, often inappropriate side. At the same time, they’re melodramatic and emotional about relationships, as in “que saudade do meu ex” and “coisas da vidãããn a minha ex quer virar a minha amigããnn...”, echoing Homer’s big feelings and messy love life. Their chaotic everyday crises—like “duvida real: começo a trabalhar ou frito um ovo” and waking up in a panic in “Acordei no mais puro desespero pq eu sonhei que mandava mensagem pra ELE…”—feel very Homer: dramatic, slightly irresponsible, but strangely relatable. Even their over-the-top reactions, such as “HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”, match Homer’s tendency to respond to life with loud, exaggerated emotion rather than calm logic.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert: their timeline is highly social, chaotic, and outward-facing, with constant interaction and performance-like posts such as “MIJO EM VOCE ENQUANTO VOCE DESCE NA TIMELINE”, “goza rapariga”, and exuberant live reactions like “HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. Their interests and comments suggest Intuition over Sensing: they focus on ideas, media, and symbolic/fictional frameworks (anime, games, k‑pop, vtubers, Hamilton edits), e.g. “vi uma edit de frieren com hamilton então agora eu vou ter que assistir” and surreal humor like “meio que hoje eu vou pro templo de purificação refazer os selos que impedem o Astagarrarght de consumir o meu coração”. They are strongly Feeling‑oriented, reacting emotionally and relationally rather than with detached logic, as in “que saudade do meu ex”, “eu vou parar de correr atras das coisas e eu vou deixar esse nao binario safado vir atras de mim”, and concern for others like “por favor alguem ajuda ele por favor caralho”. Their lifestyle looks highly Perceiving: impulsive, spontaneous, and somewhat messy—torn between options like “duvida real: começo a trabalhar ou frito um ovo”, complaining about chaotic finances in “DESUMANO: fui pagar minha fatura altissima e a do mes que vem ja ta nos 700”, and frequently reacting in the moment to whatever appears on the timeline. Taken together—expressive, emotionally intense, idea‑driven, and very spontaneous—they fit best as ENFP.

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21 • any pronouns • gamer, anime enjoyer & professional overthinker. Once woke up at 6am for work on my day off and tweeted instead.– @paulistarizzing

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This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with blackberries for the unabashed Brazilian, slightly unhinged vibe, channeling lines like “cadê a ganja cadê a ganja tá todo mundo querendo a minha nega ganja” and the overall party energy. Spicy ginger beer represents their loud, horny, zero-filter chaos, the same energy as “o que eu faço com a boca nenhuma puta faz com a bunda” and “fode minha buceta rosa roxa ou preta dando pirueta (rosa roxa ou preta)”. Sour passion fruit juice reflects the dramatic mood swings and romantic angst of tweets like “que saudade do meu ex” and “eu vou parar de correr atras das coisas e eu vou deixar esse nao binario safado vir atras de mim”. A dash of absinthe nods to their nerdy, slightly cursed, occult-gamer side, as in “meio que hoje eu vou pro templo de purificação refazer os selos que impedem o Astagarrarght de consumir o meu coração” and the anime/gaming brainrot like “jogando yakuza zero. bakamitai.”. Finally, a cotton-candy flavored syrup swirls over the top to capture their hyper, meme-y, caps-lock sweetness in tweets such as “MIJO EM VOCE ENQUANTO VOCE DESCE NA TIMELINE” and the gleeful spam of “LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA”, making the drink chaotic, loud, and weirdly lovable—just like them.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong streak of impulsiveness, emotional intensity, and boldly saying whatever they think, which are classic Gryffindor traits. They casually talk about self-destructive or dramatic impulses in an in-your-face way, like in “e se eu só me matar na sua frente hein” and the panicked overshare in “Acordei no mais puro desespero pq eu sonhei que mandava mensagem pra ELE falando a verdade…”, suggesting a tendency to confront emotions head‑on rather than avoid them. They also express a combative, confrontational humor and willingness to call people out, as in “nao tem 1 piada original voces sao todos uns merdas” and “wiki pra jogar the sims .? nossa ai vc so eh inutil mrm”, which implies boldness more than diplomacy. At the same time, they show protective, ride-or-die energy toward others in a very loud way, for example repeatedly insisting “ajuda ele por favor” and “ajuda ele caralho ajuda ele”, which reads as passionate defense rather than quiet caretaking. Their chaotic, dramatic, fearless online persona leans far more toward fiery Gryffindor energy than the patience of Hufflepuff, the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw, or the calculated self‑interest of Slytherin.

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A well-suited song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it matches their chaotic, irreverent and darkly humorous vibe. Their timeline swings between horny jokes like “o que eu faço com a boca nenhuma puta faz com a bunda” and sudden emotional intensity such as “e se eu só me matar na sua frente hein”, which fits the song’s mix of angst and sarcasm. They constantly joke through frustration with life, from money stress in “DESUMANO: fui pagar minha fatura altissima e a do mes que vem ja ta nos 700” to chaotic love and ex drama in “que saudade do meu ex”. Their all-caps outbursts like “HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and gleeful unhinged posts such as “MIJO EM VOCE ENQUANTO VOCE DESCE NA TIMELINE” feel exactly like the loud, rebellious energy the song captures. Overall, Teenagers embodies that messy, self-aware, dramatic, and darkly funny way of coping with everything that shows up across their tweets.

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