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Like the sophisticated yet vengeful Robert Terwilliger, this user combines a high-brow interest in global affairs with an intense, calculated hatred for 'low-status' ideologies and the status quo. He views himself as a superior intellectual 'exorcist' who disdains the masses, much like Bob's elitist frustration, once stating: “I bring information, concepts, criticisms and recommendations... Lesson #1 is subtle: LEARN TO BULLY LIBERALS!”. His tweets often echo Bob’s articulate rants against the failures of liberal democracy, such as when he claims “liberal democracy is a script to delude this type of cattle,” suggesting that only he truly understands the “logic of organized crime” governing the world. Ultimately, his aggressive crusade to dismantle the Western 'hegemon' mirrors Bob's theatrical and obsessive attempts to tear down the symbols of a society he deems beneath him.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user demonstrates a clear Introverted (I) focus on solitary analysis of macro-systems rather than social interaction, often viewing the world through a detached, cynical lens. Their Intuitive (N) nature is evident in their constant focus on abstract geopolitical frameworks and the 'big picture,' such as "The logic of geopolitics is the same as that of organized crime". They exhibit a strong Thinking (T) preference, prioritizing cold, strategic results over emotional appeals, stating they only judge ideologies by whether they "deliver results" while using blunt, caustic language to dismiss opponents. Finally, their Judging (J) trait is seen in their desire for a structured, multipolar world order and their systematic categorization of political actors, asserting that "Liberalism is to humanity what cancer is to the human body" as a definitive, settled conclusion.

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Geopolitical analyst dissecting the decline of unipolarity. Once debated a liberal until my Xiaomi overheated. Dedicated to a multipolar world and real results.– @PauNoCuDoTioSam

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This drink is aggressively strong and experimental, mirroring a user who declares “the West is the cancer of planet Earth”. The Palinka honors his Hungarian roots (🇭🇺), while the bitter profile reflects his “zero tolerance” for liberals and his mission as an “Exorcist of liberals in his spare time.” The espresso represents the “Yankee nightmare” of Brazil losing the SWIFT system, and the chili pepper provides the heat necessary to “learn how to bully liberals”. It is a cocktail designed for the “caos of multipolarity”, served with a side of geopolitical cynicism.

Your Hogwarts House
PauNoCuDoTioSam exhibits strong Slytherin traits through his focus on power dynamics, ruthless pragmatism, and a worldview defined by winners and losers. He explicitly views geopolitics through the lens of organized crime, stating that “the basic facts about geopolitics I know, and that is why I understood that its logic is the same as that of organized crime...” and emphasizes that “the potatoes don't go to the nicest, the most virtuous, the most just... they go to the winner”. His ambition for a new global order is paired with a disdain for what he perceives as the “timidity” of current leaders, suggesting he values assertive, calculated strength over moral idealism. Furthermore, his resourcefulness is evident in his use of his platform to provide “information, concepts, and critiques” specifically designed to dismantle his ideological rivals through intellectual bullying.

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This song’s aggressive stance against American imperialism and the 'military-industrial complex' perfectly mirrors the user's worldview as a self-described “Exorcista de liberals” who displays zero tolerance for what they call “cadelas do Tio Sam.” The lyrics' critique of global power structures aligns with the user’s belief that “the West is the cancer of planet Earth” and their constant mockery of those who support the “‘Pax’ Americana.” Furthermore, the song’s revolutionary energy matches their call for a “popular revolution to overthrow the economic, political, and intellectual elites in the West.” Ultimately, the track captures the user’s combative geopolitical analysis and their desire to see the “hegemonism, apartheid, and neoliberalism” of the current world order collapse.

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