Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Academic Dedication: He is a Respiratory Therapy Student who successfully secured a job offer for his dream hospital before graduating.
- Social Integrity: He holds strong ethical boundaries, asking those who support ICE to unfollow him to maintain a safe social circle.
- Resilient Driver: He demonstrated extreme focus while driving through a dark snowstorm in Manhattan despite poor visibility.
- Openly Authentic: He takes pride in his identity, noting that openly saying he is aroace prevents unwanted romantic advances.
- Health Conscious: He uses his platform to promote hygiene, urging followers to clean their phones with UV light cleaners.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic Nail Biter: He identifies himself as a chronic nail biter when responding to relatable content.
- Physical Overexertion: He admitted to throwing out his back at the gym, jokingly calling himself "grandpaups."
- Impulsive Spender: He uses funds from donating plasma to fuel a furry art addiction and buy "stupid trinkets."
- Sugar Dependency: He prioritizes stocking up on lollipops over essential groceries like bread or eggs during storms.
- Distractibility: He admits he cannot specialize in pediatrics because he gets distracted by Bluey on TV while treating patients.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Paups shares Lisa’s high academic drive and moral conscientiousness, evidenced by his career path as a “Respiratory Therapy Student” and his vocal stance on social issues, stating, “If you still support ICE after all the horrible things they’re done, unfollow/block me pls.” Like Lisa, he is a dedicated musician who played “viola in the pit” for Mamma Mia! and often feels like an outsider, describing himself as a “Jack of all trades, master of none ahh build” who struggles with family dynamics. His passion for niche interests like mascot lore and Ace Attorney mirrors Lisa’s intellectual deep dives, and his self-deprecating humor about being “Grandpaups” reflects her characteristic maturity beyond her years.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Paups leans toward Extroversion through their enthusiastic social engagement and desire for community, frequently using 'oomfies' and stating, “I am so unbelievably excited I can’t describe it. I must get pictures with eeeeveryone”. Their Intuitive (N) nature is evident in their 'theory crafting' and creative conceptualization of their 'lollipop raccoon' persona, often focusing on “all the things I could do if I had a little money” rather than just practicalities. The Feeling (F) preference is clear in their strong values-based reactions and empathy, such as when they tell followers to “unfollow/block me pls” if they support organizations Paups finds unethical. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in their spontaneous, multi-interest lifestyle, admitting to being a “jack of all trades, master of none” and struggling with focus due to being “distracted by Bluey on the TV while treating a patient.”
Some pickup lines for you
- I heard you’re a Respiratory Therapy student—mind checking my vitals? Because you just made my heart pull a Dynamo Roller and get a massive buff.
- Are you a high-intensity snowstorm in Manhattan? Because I’m finding it impossible to keep my eyes on the road when you’re around.
- I know you’re a Lollipop Raccoon, so how about we skip the lima beans and raw garlic? I’ve got a stash of Chupa Chups with your name on them.
- If you’re looking for a QPR joyfriend to avoid those $2k Massachusetts rent prices, I promise I’m way more fun to room with than a 'lame young professional.'
- I’m no Apollo Justice, but I’m definitely ready to 'Fine!' a way into your heart—want to go grab some ice cream and help it digest faster?
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Your new Twitter bio
Respiratory Therapy student & future Boston resident. Ask me about hospital life, Splatoon strategy, or why I’m smuggling Chupa Chups into every movie theater.– @paups_sawoogus
Your signature cocktail
The Grandpaups Lollipop Swizzle
This drink captures the chaotic 'lollipop raccoon' energy of a student who claims “The common man stocks up on bread, eggs, and milk before a historic snow storm. I stock up on chupa chups”. The base is a sweet, colorful mix reflecting their fandoms, while the hint of garlic represents their confusing Letterboxd reviews like “Who eats a raw garlic clove? 💔”. It’s a strong drink for someone who has to “lock in so hard while driving through Manhattan”, but remains 'round and jubilant' in nature. Finally, the garnish honors their holiday haul where they “Unironically got a lollipop for Christmas…” to fuel their 'sugar crashed' lifestyle.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Paups embodies Hufflepuff values through their dedication to community, fairness, and a supportive nature. They show significant patience and humility when celebrating their growth, stating, “I really appreciate everyone who’s dealt with me on this god forsaken app. Thank you my little oomfies”. Their strong sense of justice and inclusivity is evident in their firm stance against intolerance, specifically when they tell followers, “If you still support ICE after all the horrible things they’re done, unfollow/block me pls”. Furthermore, Paups prioritizes companionship and shared living over ambition, expressing a desire for a “long term roommate or QPR joyfriend” because they value connection and find living alone “too expensive and lonely”. Finally, their hardworking nature is highlighted by their pursuit of a career in Respiratory Therapy and their willingness to “donating my plasma for money” to support their interests.
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Your song
Candy Shop - 50 Cent
Paups' entire online persona revolves around his identity as a “Lollipop raccoon”, making a song about a confectionery store the perfect anthem. He is constantly posting about his obsession, even going as far as to “stock up on chupa chups” before a major snowstorm and demanding that others “FEED ME (lollipops please)”. While the song is notoriously suggestive, Paups notes in his bio that his content is “suggestive sometimes,” and he has even joked about “getting fatfur art” of his character. Ultimately, his commitment to the bit is so strong that he “unironically got a lollipop for Christmas,” cementing his status as the primary customer of the Candy Shop.
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