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Your Simpsons character
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, self-aware, artsy, and politically/socially opinionated, but still very online and chaotic. Like Lisa, they swing between idealism and frustration, seen in tweets like "we're all just flesh and bones why do we need labels" and "Eu até queria me inscrever nessa porra desse enem mas esse inep ta uma bosta", showing both reflective thinking and anger at institutions. Their strong music/emo identity (Gerard Way, MCR, niche bands) parallels Lisa’s deep attachment to jazz and specific artists, e.g. "i just started crying while i was listening to someone out there loves you because gerard sings so beautifully". The mix of depressive humor and intellectual questioning shows up in "im really thinking about the possibility that im going crazy and im not even joking rn" and "queria saber como funciona aquela piada de que os problemas das pessoas se curariam ao pintar o cabelo... tipo... qual a correlação?", which feels like Lisa overthinking social dynamics. They also share Lisa’s feeling of being out of place and too intense for others, as in "nunca mais me aventuro na interacao humana" and "pavliskovsky vocês são mto legais eu sou mto perdedor nesta porra", which mirrors Lisa’s frequent sense of alienation from her peers.

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They read as an Extravert (E): they’re constantly engaging with oomfs, fandom drama, and public feelings, e.g. saying they’ll leave for a month but still addressing the timeline directly in “That's it see you next month oomfs” and openly lamenting social friction in “Just lost an oomf🙍🏻♂️like what did i do”, suggesting energizing from interaction rather than withdrawal. Their style leans strongly Intuitive (N): they love big-picture, conceptual jokes and meta-commentary like “artificial intelligence was only the first step for the world to become danger days” and questioning symbolic meaning in “queria saber como funciona aquela piada de que os problemas das pessoas se curariam ao pintar o cabelo... tipo... qual a correlação? é alguma coisa sobre a própria imagem ou a forma que as pessoas tratam essa mudança?”, which is abstraction rather than concrete detail. They’re clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: they react from emotion and values, e.g. “Quando as pessoas sao tipo perdao eh a melhor forma de superar mas voce quer que a pessoa tome no cu de todas as formas possiveis” and intense parasocial affection like “i just started crying while i was listening to someone out there loves you because gerard sings so beautifully”, prioritizing emotional truth over detached logic. Their life approach is messy, impulsive, and non‑structured, pointing to Perceiving (P): they talk about exploding when turning 19 in “I'm probably going to explode once I turn 19”, joke about not managing exams because of fanfic in “I hate exams because I'm not able to read frerard puppyplay on ao3.....”, and express chaotic spontaneity like “oh man saves a billion incriminating tweets to the drafts”. Taken together—highly social, abstract, emotionally-driven, and unstructured—they best fit ENFP: the expressive, fandom‑obsessed, intensely feeling, and chaotic meme philosopher of the timeline.

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Occasional exam hater, full-time MCR defender. Once got perfume as a joke gift and actually liked it. Any pronouns, endlessly online.– @pavliskovsky

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This drink is loud, chaotic, and oddly tender, just like someone whose location is ✶ razorblade romance and who tweets ["im gonna die soon!!?"] (https://twitter.com/pavliskovsky/status/1) and then immediately ["Too scared of the future about to read frerard puppyplay to ignore reality"] (https://twitter.com/pavliskovsky/status/2). The silver tequila with chili is for the unfiltered swearing and explosive reactions, like ["vai se fude vai se fude vai se fude..."] (https://twitter.com/pavliskovsky/status/3) and ["E aí inep porra merda cu desgraça"] (https://twitter.com/pavliskovsky/status/4). The dark cherry soda reflects their emo heart, late‑night fandom spirals, and love for Gerard Way, as seen in ["if i cant say happy birthday and tell gerard how much he means to me directly im just gonna go outside and start howling at the moon"] (https://twitter.com/pavliskovsky/status/5) and ["i just started crying while i was listening to someone out there loves you because gerard sings so beautifully"] (https://twitter.com/pavliskovsky/status/6). The sour lime and grapefruit capture their mix of self‑deprecation and sharp humor, like ["pavliskovsky vocês são mto legais eu sou mto perdedor nesta porra"] (https://twitter.com/pavliskovsky/status/7) and the existential musing ["we're all just flesh and bones why do we need labels"] (https://twitter.com/pavliskovsky/status/8). The glitter and black salt rim are there because despite the chaos, they're stylish and dramatic—someone who would say ["artificial intelligence was only the first step for the world to become danger days"] (https://twitter.com/pavliskovsky/status/9) and still care enough to brag that ["consegui colocar meu heteronimo no @ sem barras pontos ou números e eu acho que isso é um pouco de aura"] (https://twitter.com/pavliskovsky/status/10).

Your Hogwarts House
This user reads as strongly Gryffindor because of their impulsive, emotionally intense way of reacting to everything and their tendency to dramatize their own life as if it were a chaotic quest. Their outbursts like “Vai se fude vai se fude vai se fude vai se fude vai se fude vai se fude vai se fude vai se fude vai se fude vai se fude vai se fude vai se fude vai se fude” and “vaitomanocuvaitomanocuvaitomanocuvaitomanocuvaitomanocuvaitomanocuvaitomanocuvaitomanocuvaitomanocuvaitomanocuvaitomanocuvaitomanocuvaitomanocuvaitomanocuvaitomanocuvaitomanocuvaitomanocu😭😭😭👹👹🙍🏻♂️” show an impulsive, hot‑blooded temperament typical of Gryffindors rather than the restraint of Ravenclaw or Slytherin. They openly frame themselves as someone on the edge but still charging forward, with tweets like “im gonna die soon!!?” and “im really thinking about the possibility that im going crazy and im not even joking rn”, which suggests a kind of reckless honesty and zero self‑preservation filter. There’s also a flair for melodramatic heroism in fandom, e.g. “if i cant say happy birthday and tell gerard how much he means to me directly im just gonna go outside and start howling at the moon 🙂 make do with what you have”, treating devotion as something you perform loudly and dramatically. While they show some loyalty to friends and artists (Hufflepuff traits) and a bit of introspection, the dominant note is bold, chaotic, feelings-first behavior—classic Gryffindor energy.

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Their whole vibe is deeply rooted in emo and MCR culture: they mention Gerard Way constantly, like when they say "happy birthday to WHO i didn't wake up with gerard way oiled up on my bed 💔🥀" and "my mom sang cancer with me yesterday at the karaoke..( ◜‿◝ )♡". Teenagers fits their anxious, chaotic, hyper-online youth energy and their constant oscillation between humor and genuine distress, as seen in "im really thinking about the possibility that im going crazy and im not even joking rn" and "I literally can't do this shit anymore". The song’s theme of feeling overwhelmed by society and adulthood parallels their fear of growing older, like "I don't want to be 19 ever in my life it probably sucks" and "I'm probably going to explode once I turn 19". Its mix of dark humor and rebellion mirrors their frequent cursing rants such as "vai se fude vai se fude vai se fude..." and their exhaustion with institutions like "Eu até queria me inscrever nessa porra desse enem mas esse inep ta uma bosta". Overall, Teenagers captures their emo fandom, existential dread, and tongue-in-cheek defiance better than almost any other song.

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