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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, a bit introverted, and constantly questioning who they are. Like Lisa, they feel isolated even while surrounded by people, saying things like “i cant even lie i been lonely as fuck” and “theres some moots id wanna be closer with but nahhh they hate my guts right...”. Their self-reflective posts about identity — “sexuality: unlabeled gender: unlabeled” and “i feel more genderless than anything else nowadays ngl” — mirror Lisa’s tendency to question labels and norms. They’re also creative and niche-obsessed (GD, FNF, Deltarune, making music), much like Lisa’s dedication to her interests despite feeling like an outsider. Even their anxiety about social media and friendships, such as “how do u make friends do you like just talk in a discord server and hope someone befriends you there”, fits Lisa’s mix of sensitivity, introspection, and wanting genuine connection.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they often mention not talking unless prompted and finding talking scary, e.g. “i dont speak unless im spoken to” and “i just go thru phases where talking is very scary and stuff”, and they tweet about loneliness and wanting friends rather than about big social events, like “i cant even lie i been lonely as fuck” and “whooo wants to be like ffriedns and stuff plsss i dont bite”. They appear Intuitive (N), focusing on identity, labels, and self-concept more than concrete facts, such as “sexuality: unlabeled gender: unlabeled” and “not only that im starting to like lose sense of who i am like idk”, and joking in a conceptual way about stereotypes like “im nonbinary that means i smoke weed and have green hair and pronouns”. They strongly favor Feeling (F): their tweets center on emotions, connection, and being liked by mutuals, for example “theres some moots id wanna be closer with but nahhh they hate my guts right...” and “be nice to me!”, and they complain about others’ behavior in a values-based way like “people who dont like your tweet/reply before replying to it have nothing but hate and evil in their heart”. They come across as Perceiving (P) rather than structured: they talk about being jobless, tweeting randomly, and going with how they feel in the moment, e.g. “problem is just i got fucking nothing going on in my life rn 😭😭 ill just get back to tweting loser shit as usual” and “im gonna tweet more freely and often now i think”, and they show spontaneous 4am behavior like “do yall ever get that sudden 4 am burst of silly and whimsy”. Taken together, an introspective, identity-focused, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous style best matches INFP.

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Patchy | 15 | they/them | GD & FNF enjoyer, amateur producer, certified plushie cuddler. Once called a puppy online but my mom still calls me ‘kitty’.– @pawmystik

Your signature cocktail
This drink is light, sparkly, and zero-proof to match a 15-year-old nonbinary catperson whose mom calls them kitty and cat (“my moms nickname for me is kitty. like she literally calls me by that and has since i was very young :3”, “my mom refers to me as cat”). The lychee soda and cotton candy syrup are sweet and playful, like someone who meows at the timeline and wears a collar with a bell (“meows. at you”, “my collar has a bell that jingles when i run around”). The blue curaçao syrup nods to their gamer/online era coming back and their love for GD, FNF, and Deltarune (“im getting a 240hz monitor FUCK YES DUDE my gd era is coming back yall”, “deltarune community has been constantly popping up on my tl for MONTHS… now that i actually play it its way easier for me to become a huge fan”). A dash of tonic’s bitterness represents the loneliness, softblocks, and rocky months they talk about while still staying resilient (“i cant even lie i been lonely as fuck”, “june prolly been the best month of the year for me and even then it was kinda rocky”). Finally, the glitter and candy bell reflect their whimsical, slightly feral they/them energy—genderless, unlabeled, but absolutely sparkling (“sexuality: unlabeled gender: unlabeled”, “im nonbinary that means i smoke weed and have green hair and pronouns”).

Your Hogwarts House
Patchy comes across as gentle, connection-seeking, and very focused on friendship and being treated kindly, which is classic Hufflepuff energy. They repeatedly express a desire for friends and inclusivity, asking “whooo wants to be like ffriedns and stuff plsss i dont bite” and “who wants to be friend”, and even worrying about how to make friends like “how do u make friends do you like just talk in a discord server and hope someone befriends you there”. They’re sensitive to others’ behavior and fairness online, venting when people ignore their own boundaries in “its kinda funny just how many nsfw / minors dni people forget their own fucking dni and just interact with me like bro.. you have one job”, and they clearly value being treated gently, as seen in “be nice to me!”. Their shyness and patience show up in tweets like “i dont speak unless im spoken to” and “sorry for not like tweeting much recently i just go thru phases where talking is very scary and stuff yknow yup!”, which suggests a quiet, loyal type rather than an ambitious or showy one. Even their self-deprecating loneliness in “i cant even lie i been lonely as fuck” and feeling left out of a friend group in “all my mutuals are like in this giant friend group that im missing out i think” point to someone who deeply values connection and belonging—core Hufflepuff traits.

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A well-fitting song for Patchy is Nobody by Mitski, which is all about loneliness, yearning for connection, and feeling a bit out of place. They frequently talk about struggling with friends and connection, like when they say “how do u make friends do you like just talk in a discord server and hope someone befriends you there” and “i cant even lie i been lonely as fuck”. The song’s theme of feeling like nobody truly sees you fits tweets such as “theres some moots id wanna be closer with but nahhh they hate my guts right...” and “all my mutuals are like in this giant friend group that im missing out i think”. Patchy also often questions identity and labels, for example “sexuality: unlabeled gender: unlabeled” and “i feel more genderless than anything else nowadays ngl”, which resonates with the song’s confused, searching tone. Even their joking self-deprecation and emotional exhaustion, like “a lobotomy would fix me”, match the mix of sadness and dark humor that Nobody captures so well.

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