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The user’s self‑deprecating humor, constant complaints about being broke and unemployed, and love of food mirror Homer Simpson’s classic traits. For example, they tweet "im so fat and stupid and ugly and bald and chopped", echoing Homer’s frequent self‑mocking about his weight and laziness. Their statement "I need 200$ and To be hit in the head with a hammer repeatedly" reflects Homer’s frustration with money and his tendency for exaggerated outbursts. The bio "monkey at the mexican resturant" and the tweet "being unemployed feels like being roger up in the attic every day just doing dumb shit" capture the low‑status, blue‑collar vibe that Homer embodies as a nuclear plant worker. Additionally, their chaotic meme‑filled style (e.g., "no thoughts just cowboy shart", "this put a smile on my face") aligns with Homer’s goofy, impulsive personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows extraverted energy by frequently addressing the audience and seeking interaction, as in "if you see me out in quahog say hi if you see me at the clam i’m a talkative guy 🎵". Their posts jump between many imaginative mash‑ups and speculative ideas like "knights of guinevere and homestuck pilot this month…" and "i want a togore tattoo", reflecting a dominant intuitive (N) style. Emotional, value‑driven language appears throughout, for example "me crying a little bit during this song" and "I have more empathy for the girl who got with andrew tate than her tbh sorry", indicating a feeling (F) preference. The stream of spontaneous, unstructured tweets such as "i need 200$ and to be hit in the head with a hammer repeatedly" and "no thoughts just cowboy shart" shows a perceiving (P) orientation. Together these traits point to an ENFP personality.

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Gaming & meme curator. Homestuck devotee. Once tried a Togore tattoo after a midnight meme binge. Music & pop culture enthusiast.– @pawprowl

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The name nods to the bio "monkey at the mexican resturant" and the drink uses Mexican spirits like tequila and mezcal. The smoky mezcal and bitter coffee liqueur echo the chaotic self‑deprecation in tweets such as "im so fat and stupid and ugly and bald and chopped" and "i need 200$ and To be hit in the head with a hammer repeatedly". A splash of lime adds a sour punch that reflects the frantic "What the actual fuck have i been missing jesus christ" vibe. The spicy chili‑infused syrup captures the edgy, angry energy of "no thoughts just cowboy shart" and "i want a togore tattoo". Finally, a tiny monkey garnish ties it all together, reminding of the user’s love for meme culture and homestuck references.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently shows a self‑serving drive for resources and advantage, as in "i need 200$ and To be hit in the head with a hammer repeatedly" and "selling my blood for this". They also use manipulative tactics to avoid trouble, e.g., "everytime someone on roblox backshots me i tell them im a minor or a child to try to deter them". Their desire for free or exclusive content—"big backed ass devs this should be FREE FOR EVERYONEEEEEE"—and ambition for status, like wanting a "togore tattoo" or to be "his lab assistant," reflect classic Slytherin traits of ambition and cunning. The pattern of prioritising personal gain over communal well‑being, such as calling a game a "money laundering scheme," reinforces this alignment. Overall, the tweets emphasize resourcefulness, self‑interest, and a willingness to bend rules, hallmarks of Slytherin.

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The chaotic, meme-filled feed of @pawprowl is captured perfectly by Bo Burnham's "Welcome to the Internet". The opening line "Welcome to the internet, have a look around" mirrors their bio "RT spam | 21/she" and the constant stream of internet jokes. Their self-destructive tweet 'i need 200$ and To be hit in the head with a hammer repeatedly' echoes the song's dark humor about desperation and the internet's endless supply of "you're not alone, you're just another user". The lyric "We have porn, we have memes, we have everything you want and everything you don't" matches their many posts about Homestuck, Deltarune, Arcane, and other fandom memes. Their self-deprecating post 'im so fat and stupid and ugly and bald and chopped' aligns with the song's line "I'm not good at anything, I'm just a glitch in the system". Finally, the recurring theme of saying goodbye in 'goodbye to all my friends and followers it was nice knowing you' fits the song's bittersweet refrain about the fleeting nature of online connections.

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