Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses love and appreciation for friends and partner, like wishing @humanfed happy birthday and calling them “one of the sweetest nicest humans” in “happy birthday to one of the sweetest nicest humans ive ever met @humanfed i love u so much”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares difficult feelings about depression, grief, and self-worth in tweets like “being alive is so hard” and “i am so tired of being so mentally ill i just wish i was normal and didnt care about things”.
- Reflective thinker: Shows self-reflection about kindness, boundaries, and relationships in posts like “i went on this like huge revelation a few years ago about wanting to be a kinder person and i did that...” and “i feel this discussion is graying the area between purposefully ignoring your loved ones and being so mentally drained...”.
- Playful humor: Uses lighthearted jokes and silly phrasing, e.g. “the situation my bf is in when i ask him if he would still like me if i was a sentient rock” and “bruger mmmmmf”.
- Loyal partner: Consistently talks about missing, admiring, and prioritizing their boyfriend, such as “in every world every timeline every universe its always him(𓂂꜆◕⩊◕꜀𓂂)” and “how lucky am i to have him to miss and miss me ꈍ◡ꈍ”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-view: Describes intense self-hatred and hopelessness, such as “i resent everything about myself” and “i will never be happy”.
- Emotional exhaustion: Frequently notes feeling worn out by mental health struggles, e.g. “bpd is the most exhausting thing i have ever experienced i dont think i know what its like to not be tired” and “being alive is so hard”.
- Trust insecurity: Often fears others are tired of them or being mean, as in “why do i convince myself that everyone is sick of me its really exhausting” and “imagin bein mad at me when this is wat i look like”.
- Work frustration: Shows strong anger and burnout related to work, like “Hate job wanna play leaguelegends” and “i literally have no voice at all and my throat is terrible and i can barely speak but my coworkers will not answer the phone im gonna lose it”.
- Persistent hopelessness: Returns often to thoughts of despair and wishing they didn’t exist, such as “i wish i never existed at all” and “when does it get better”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, self-reflective, kind, but frequently worn down by how harsh other people and the world can be. Like Lisa, they care deeply about being a good person and feeling understood, as seen in "i went on this like huge revelation a few years ago about wanting to be a kinder person and i did that i was kind and its nice and i get happiness from it but it doesnt stop people from being mean to you and if anything probably makes it worse" and "why do i convince myself that everyone is sick of me its really exhausting". They’re openly struggling with mental health and meaning, echoing Lisa’s melancholy introspection: "being alive is so hard", "bpd is the most exhausting thing i have ever experienced i dont think i know what its like to not be tired", and "i am so tired of being so mentally ill i just wish i was normal and didnt care about things". At the same time, they’re fiercely loyal to loved ones and principled about boundaries and ethics, much like Lisa defending her values, in tweets like "i have no words to explain how stupid and terrifying this is. u couldve killed someone and u think its a funny joke. you should not own a gun holy shit" and "blocking every person i see that wants to fuck coyle yes it is that serious yes i tjink youre that weird". Their tenderness toward friends and their boyfriend, such as "my friends are so nice to me i feel so lucky" and "in every world every timeline every universe its always him(𓂂꜆◕⩊◕꜀𓂂)", mirrors Lisa’s deep devotion to the people she loves despite feeling chronically out of place. Overall, the mix of vulnerability, idealism, frustration with others’ inconsistency, and earnest desire for connection makes Lisa the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most activities are online, cozy, and one‑to‑one (League, Outlast, Pokemon, Trials), and they talk about feeling drained and misunderstood rather than energized by people, e.g. “lollllllllllllllll im so over people holy” and “why do i convince myself that everyone is sick of me its really exhausting”. Their self‑expression is highly emotional and reflective, pointing to Intuition over Sensing: they frequently zoom out into big-picture thoughts about kindness, grief, and existence, such as “i went on this like huge revelation a few years ago about wanting to be a kinder person…” and “i wish i never existed at all”. The emphasis on values, relationships, and hurt feelings over detached logic clearly fits Feeling: they defend empathy and boundaries (“im not saying i disagree but have we considered that people have different boundaries in individual relationships that dont concern us”) and describe emotional exhaustion and BPD very candidly (“bpd is the most exhausting thing i have ever experienced”). Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they describe themselves as overwhelmed and unstructured rather than orderly or plan-driven (“being alive is so hard”, “i feel like i put so much time into video games to not even be that good at them”), and their timeline is full of spontaneous emotional check-ins like “im done being sad now hi”. Taken together—intense inner emotional life, idealism about kindness, frequent existential reflection, and somewhat chaotic day-to-day coping—INFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you only care about cute Pokémon cards and a cute binder, but have you considered adding one more collectible? I promise I’d look great in a 9‑slot sleeve right next to your favorite holo. (@pawzblog/status/2011456527836782854)
- If we were in Silent Hill I’d be the NPC sprinting through fog just to hand you a burger and say ‘bruger mmmmmf’ before the cutscene ends. (@pawzblog/status/2012178699680940054 & @pawzblog/status/2012238386828886288)
- You grind League, Outlast Trials, Fable, BO7 AND still say you’re ‘not even that good’—I think you just need a duo who’ll hype you like your bf does when he feeds your ‘impending gambling addiction.’ I volunteer as emotional support carry. (@pawzblog/status/2009598677279735872 & @pawzblog/status/1995491929950462099)
- You miss wives, have a matching @ with your bff, and post ‘wife boob’ on main—statistically speaking, I think I’d thrive in your extended polycule cinematic universe. (@pawzblog/status/2010830185294094689, @pawzblog/status/1999295778624573921 & @pawzblog/status/1998435013231026213)
- Long distance FNAF movie embargo, Trials pings to @humanfed, missing your bf every other day… you clearly have the ‘loyal, clingy, parallel-play enjoyer’ DLC unlocked. Any chance I can purchase the friends pass? (@pawzblog/status/1996973176555753816, @pawzblog/status/2003938212755263809 & @pawzblog/status/1997715527624716450)
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Your new Twitter bio
League + Outlast Trials enjoyer, long-distance gf, part-time gremlin. Once played LoL all day then said goodnight to “everypony” with zero regret.– @pawzblog
Your signature cocktail
Wuff Bruger Heart-Shaker
This cocktail is sweet, colorful, and a little chaotic—like someone who says “i like league of legends and momonga and fluttershy and i want to be friend s with everybody!!!!” while also tweeting “being alive is so hard”. Strawberry milk liqueur is for the soft, cuddly, woofy side who posts “wuff morning everywan” and signs off with “goodnight everypony i played league of legends all day today”. Peach soju captures the romantic, clingy-long-distance-lover energy of “long distance is genuinely one of the hardest things ive ever done lol❤️” and “how lucky am i to have him to miss and miss me ꈍ◡ꈍ”. Blue curaçao gives gamer neon vibes for the League/Fable/Trials grind of “Hate job wanna play leaguelegends” and “me and my best friend are both hyperfixated on trials and it might be the greatest feeling ever thank u”. Tonic with edible glitter is for the sparkle they bring to friends and mutuals despite the BPD exhaustion of “bpd is the most exhausting thing i have ever experienced i dont think i know what its like to not be tired”, and the tiny sprinkle of sea salt stands in for all the hurt and resentment in “i resent everything about myself” and “i wish i never existed at all”, making the sweetness hit even harder.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline is saturated with loyalty and care for partners and friends, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They gush over their boyfriend and best friend constantly, as in “in every world every timeline every universe its always him(𓂂꜆◕⩊◕꜀𓂂)”, “me and my best friend are both hyperfixated on trials and it might be the greatest feeling ever thank u”, and “me and beth r just always so hive minded i love her so much im so lucky to have a best friend like her”. They explicitly base their identity on wanting to be kind and connect with others: their bio says they “want to be friend s with everybody!!!!”, and they reflect on that growth in “i went on this like huge revelation a few years ago about wanting to be a kinder person and i did that i was kind and its nice and i get happiness from it”. Even when hurt, they focus on fairness and empathy, as in their nuanced take on mental health and communication in friendships: “assuming the worst of your friend when theyre struggling isnt helping either idk”. While they struggle with self-worth and depression (“being alive is so hard”, “i am so tired of being so mentally ill i just wish i was normal and didnt care about things”), their consistent devotion to loved ones, desire for parallel play and gentle connection (“nobody wants to parallel play anymore and i think thats the real problem”), and emphasis on kindness over everything else point strongly to Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
emily i’m sorry - boygenius
The song emily i’m sorry fits them because it balances softness, self-doubt, and deep attachment to loved ones in the same way their timeline does. They oscillate between intense self-criticism and despair, like “i will never be happy”, “i resent everything about myself”, and “i am so tired of being so mentally ill i just wish i was normal and didnt care about things”, mirroring the song’s themes of guilt and feeling fundamentally flawed. At the same time, they are fiercely devoted to the people they love, posting about their boyfriend and best friend constantly, like “in every world every timeline every universe its always him(𓂂꜆◕⩊◕꜀𓂂)”, “my bf is so cool....”, and “me and my best friend are both hyperfixated on trials and it might be the greatest feeling ever thank u”. Their reflections on trying to be kind yet still getting hurt, as in “i went on this like huge revelation… wanting to be a kinder person… but it doesnt stop people from being mean to you”, echo the song’s tender, resigned attempt to make sense of pain without losing the capacity for love. The mix of vulnerability, long-distance longing like “long distance is genuinely one of the hardest things ive ever done lol❤️”, and quiet hope makes emily i’m sorry feel like a musical snapshot of their emotional world.
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