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They read as a very online, chaotic but ultimately good‑hearted shitposter, which lines up closest with Bart Simpson. Like Bart, they lean into edgy humor and slur-reclamation while clearly seeing themselves as part of a marginalized group, as in “oh no. someone in a minority reclaiming a slur against them. how scandalous. in a joke too.” and the self-deprecating handle fat chud black impostor. Their timeline is full of roasting people and calling out weirdos — e.g. “tcooal fans say shit like this then wonder why people dont like them or the game” and “ur just desensitised man idk about you but cosplaying a pedo cannibal is like kinda fucked icl” — which matches Bart’s instinct to mock nonsense while still having a moral line. They also show a mix of juvenile humor and surprising thoughtfulness, such as “cool argument n all but like why are we trying to disprove god using the universe he allegedly created… idk im a stupid fat chud don't listen to me” and “these replies are genuinely insane wdym a man being raped isn't as bad as a woman being raped ITS RAPE”. That blend of trolling, impulsive posting, and underlying empathy is very Bart-coded compared to the more earnest Lisa, responsible Marge, or clueless Homer.

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They show strong extroverted tendencies, constantly seeking interaction and reactions, e.g. openly asking mutuals for engagement in “hi oomfs if you can see this pls talk to me i like talking with you guys ok bye” and wanting algorithm-driven visibility in “feed me twitter algorithm. make me a niche microcelebrity. i want to see what happens”, which fits E over I. Their interests are heavily idea- and fandom-based (Undertale, Deltarune, discourse, social issues) rather than concrete sensory details, and they enjoy hypothetical or conceptual takes like “i love season discourse cuz in australia our seasons are hot, somewhat hotter, hotter, and mediocre heat”, pointing to N over S. They favor blunt, logic-driven argument and calling out perceived inconsistencies or bad reasoning, for instance in “these replies are genuinely insane wdym a man being raped isn't as bad as a woman being raped ITS RAPE” and “ok i get yall are like mentally ill and have issues but are you like actually stupid if you didn't have folds when sitting you would get ripped apart every time you stand up”, reflecting T over F despite clear values. Their overall style is spontaneous, irreverent, and exploratory rather than structured or planned, seen in impulsive reactions like “WE COOKING SPERM NOW” and off-the-cuff musings such as “ive just realised i might actually be neurodivergent considering i used to be like extremely into the 'don't break the chain' discord stuff”, which aligns with P over J. Taken together, a socially engaged, debate-loving, idea-focused, and chaotic posting style best matches ENTP.

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Sonic, Undertale & Roblox enjoyer. Once got mistaken for being Asian mid-UtPR argument. Opinions loud, vibes friendly—just don’t be an asshat.– @paynfulthymes

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This drink hits hard and loud, the way they fire off takes about Twitter culture and drama while dreaming of being a niche microcelebrity, like when they said they "want to see what happens" if the algorithm feeds them fame "i get hit replies on tweets but never hit tweets. feed me twitter algorithm. make me a niche microcelebrity. i want to see what happens". The overproof rum is their unfiltered, sometimes explosive bluntness, from calling out weirdos and racists in UTTP servers to roasting people for awful cooking "why do people suck so much at cooking its not that hard". The electric blue energy reduction and passionfruit-lime keep it chaotic and playful, echoing their love of Undertale, Deltarune, Among Us, and parody Twitter personas like "fat chud frisk" "guys how do i enter parody twitter i want to be fat chud frisk". A splash of coffee liqueur adds a darker edge for the times they get serious about queer and trans issues, slurs, and online harassment "your 'daughter' (hopefully son soon) will transition the moment they can safely you dumbfuck". Finally, the pop rocks and chili-salt rim mirror their mix of goofy shitposting and spicy confrontation — they’ll happily debate wings vs breasts one second and call out lolicons or creepy behavior the next "im getting swarmed by lolicons in the replies bru".

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This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: they repeatedly jump in to defend others and speak bluntly against what they see as injustice or stupidity, even when it's confrontational. For example, they call out transphobic parenting with: “your 'daughter' (hopefully son soon) will transition the moment they can safely you dumbfuck… it NEVER works dont be surprised if they don't talk to you anymore”, and they push back on minimizing male victims with: “these replies are genuinely insane wdym a man being raped isn't as bad as a woman being raped ITS RAPE”. They are also willing to publicly expose and confront people they see as bigoted or creepy: “i was shitting on someone in the utpr balance chat then exposed them for being a racist and a fucking weirdo all in the same afternoon pretty eventful”. Their tone is impulsive and combative rather than diplomatic, as shown in tweets like “ok i get yall are like mentally ill and have issues but are you like actually stupid…” and “tcooal fans say shit like this then wonder why people dont like them or the game”. While they display some analytical thinking and humor, their defining pattern is bold, sometimes reckless moral stance-taking and a tendency to charge into conflicts—classic Gryffindor energy.

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A song that fits them well is Internet Ruined Me by Wilbur Soot, because so much of their personality is wrapped up in always being online, terminally on-timeline, and hyper-engaged with discourse. They openly joke about wanting to become a micro-celebrity and live inside Twitter dynamics, saying “i get hit replies on tweets but never hit tweets. feed me twitter algorithm. make me a niche microcelebrity. i want to see what happens”. They constantly bounce between serious topics and unserious shitposts, from calling out weird/racist behavior “i was shitting on someone in the utpr balance chat then exposed them for being a racist and a fucking weirdo all in the same afternoon” to laughing at how people behave online “getting mad at anything man twitter sucks”. That mix of irony, oversharing, and being very shaped by internet culture matches the song’s theme of a person whose emotions, relationships, and sense of self are heavily mediated by being extremely online. Even their self-deprecating identity and comfort with being a bit unhinged online, like “i love being comfy in my sexuality cuz i can say freaky shit and not have a single thought… you cannot escape my freakiness. i have no boundaries”, fits the song’s vibe of chaotic, emotionally honest internet brain.

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