Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Deep, sustained enthusiasm for favorite artists and media, like The Waeve, Graham Coxon, Misha Collins, Supernatural, and David Corenswet across many tweets (e.g. “petition for @TimWheeler1977 and @grahamcoxon to do another show together please”, “misha collins i see you in three weeks”).
- Affectionate friend: Expresses love and appreciation openly for friends like Lily and others (e.g. “I love my lily wife”, “hard launch me and @oochywoochy13 are together and deeply inlove”).
- Humorous voice: Uses self-aware, comedic phrasing and exaggeration to entertain (e.g. “my tl only shows me gay porn when im on the train surrounded by people including my parents”, “fork found in kitchen”).
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortable sharing feelings like jealousy, joy, frustration, and yearning, creating a candid and relatable online persona (e.g. “im skipping around my kitchen in joy”, “I just be pulling my hair out all day tbh”).
- Creative fangirl: Channels fandom into creative actions and ideas, like bracelets, fan events, and fanzines (e.g. “I am trying to make my mum a dean winchester bracelet”, “waeveguides fanzine admins by my beautiful lady @L0NDONLOVES”).
Weaknesses:
- Intense jealousy: Repeatedly describes extreme jealousy toward friends and shared interests (e.g. “me when i see my friends talk to anyone that isn't me cos im a jealous beast”, “i am so consumed by 😂jealousy i hate you all”).
- Self-destructive talk: Uses severe language about themself, including suicidal ideation in response to jealousy (e.g. “my jealousy issues are so insane if someone says one word about something i like i genuinely contemplate suicide”).
- Identity confusion: Openly struggles with understanding their own interests beyond fandom, suggesting uncertainty about self-identity (e.g. “I hope I can find myself soon because I don't really know what I like. 'What are Ur interests and hobbies??' Idk”).
- Impulsive oversharing: Posts highly personal, sexual, or graphic thoughts to a public timeline, which can backfire socially (e.g. “my tl only shows me gay porn when im on the train surrounded by people including my parents”, “I love skinny twinks”).
- Body-focused fixation: Frequently fixates on physical traits of men (skinny, eyebrows, crying, etc.), which can reinforce narrow attraction standards (e.g. “I love skinny little twink men that sparkle and glow”, “I love me a good pair of eyebrows on a man”).
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as an intense, emotionally expressive teen who also has a clear moral and political compass, similar to Lisa Simpson’s mix of passion, vulnerability, and idealism. Their bio includes a Palestine flag and peace sign, mirroring Lisa’s activist streak and concern for justice: “someone's biggest fan | @waeveguides !!! 🇵🇸☮️”. Like Lisa fixating on niche interests (jazz, books, causes), this user hyper-focuses on specific men and media, from Supernatural to Graham Coxon and Misha Collins, e.g. “He is my only interest” and “i love skinny little twink men that sparkle and glow”. Their introspective side also shows when they admit, “I hope I can find myself soon because I don't really know what I like. 'What are Ur interests and hobbies??' Idk”, which fits Lisa’s ongoing search for identity beyond her obsessions and achievements. At the same time, their jealousy and dramatic flair—“me when i see my friends talk to anyone that isn't me cos im a jealous beast”—match Lisa’s occasionally possessive and over-the-top emotional reactions when she feels overlooked or replaced.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly interact with mutuals, seek new oomfs and community (e.g. “i want more oomfs”, “supernatural oomfs please”), and publicly gush over friends and parasocial connections (“I love my lily wife”, “guys me and @theroxons met on this fuckass app”). Their love of fandom headcanons, future scenarios, and dramatic what‑ifs points to Intuition (N): they get excited making up scenarios (“me and lily making up scenarios and getting excited as if they're actually about to happen”) and revolve around imaginative parasocial worlds rather than practical topics. They are clearly Feeling (F): tweets center on emotions, crushes, jealousy, and affection (“He is my only interest”, “my jealousy issues are so insane…”), and they emphasize love and attachment over logic. Finally, they are more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they present as spontaneous and chaotic rather than structured (“just had my biggest crash out in like a year this means new era incoming”), frequently change aesthetics (“okay profile makeover let's go”), and worry that they don’t even know their own interests yet (“I hope I can find myself soon because I don't really know what I like”). Altogether, their expressive, imaginative, emotionally intense, and flexible online presence best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your jealousy issues are so insane you ‘contemplate suicide’ when someone likes what you like, maybe you should date me—then we can both be feral over Graham, Misha, Dean Winchester and David Corenswet together and call it… joint custody of hyperfixations.
- You’re praying The Waeve don’t tour during your maths GCSE resits, but I volunteer as tribute to tutor you: we can revise functions, graphs, and the most important equation of all—me + you + a Scala show where Graham actually comes out on stage.
- You said you ‘just be pulling your hair out all day tbh’—let me take over one day: I’ll do your hair, help you pick tattoo ideas, then we’ll lie under your new lights and admire your ‘fuckass wall’ like it’s our own little gallery in Venus.
- You walking into Spoons with a Superman cut‑out, a secret harem that watches you sleep, and a shirt begging Misha Collins for attention tells me one thing: you don’t actually need more oomfs—you just need one incredibly devoted co‑cult leader, and I’m submitting my application.
- You worry you ‘don’t really know what [you] like’, but from the way you gasp at Graham Tumblr‑era pics, celebrate Misha’s birthday, and skip around your kitchen in joy, I think you do—you just haven’t realised that one of your interests is about to be: me.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Professional exam dodger, unofficial Waeve tour scheduler, once choked on cereal over a Graham Coxon pic. Opinions my own, jealousy issues included.– @peachredpanda
Your signature cocktail
Jealousy on the Rocks (Graham & Dean Edition)
This drink is mid-strong but bright, for someone who tweets things like “waking up angry is weird because why tho” and still spends the day screaming about men and fandoms. Passionfruit vodka is for the all-consuming crush energy of “He is my only interest” and the endless Graham/Misha/Dean obsessions running through their timeline. Sour cherry liqueur adds jealous bite, straight from “me when i see my friends talk to anyone that isn't me cos im a jealous beast” and “i am so consumed by 😂jealousy i hate you all”. Sparkling grapefruit soda brings fizzy chaos and late-night brain-noise, nodding to “why do foxes be making so much noise for no reason its 3 in the morning” and their hyper, shitposty energy. Rose syrup is the soft romantic core behind the chaos, for tweets like “I love my lily wife” and “hard launch me and @oochywoochy13 are together and deeply inlove”. The edible glitter and cracked salt rim represents being a little unhinged but sparkly about it—someone who will say “my jealousy issues are so insane if someone says one word about something i like i genuinely contemplate suicide” and then go back to posting about how much they love men.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center relationships and loyalty, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They talk about their close bond with friends and online community, celebrating connections like “guys me and @theroxons met on this fuckass app one year ago today/yesterday cos it's 1am rn” and “I love my lily wife”, as well as the playful but devoted “hard launch” in “hard launch me and @oochywoochy13 are together and deeply inlove”. There’s also clear dedication and willingness to put effort in for loved ones, like “I am trying to make my mum a dean winchester bracelet and I'm so fucked off it won't tie together I am crying tears of rage”, which shows Hufflepuff’s hard-working, people-focused nature. Their involvement in fandom projects such as “waeveguides fanzine admins by my beautiful lady @L0NDONLOVES I love her so very much how cool is this” reflects community-mindedness more than individual ambition. Even their jealousy tweets like “me when i see my friends talk to anyone that isn't me cos im a jealous beast” read as intense attachment to their people, a slightly messy but very Hufflepuff kind of loyalty. While they’re funny and occasionally dramatic, their core seems to be about devotion, friendship, and shared fandom joy, which fits Hufflepuff best.
Your movie
Your song
Jealousy, Jealousy - Olivia Rodrigo
A well‑matched song for Eden is “Jealousy, Jealousy” by Olivia Rodrigo, because so many of their tweets play with intense, messy feelings of envy and obsession in a half-joking, half-serious way. They literally say “i am so consumed by 😂jealousy i hate you all”, which tracks perfectly with the song’s fixation on feeling unhinged by what other people have. Their timeline is full of possessive humor, like “me when i see my friends talk to anyone that isn't me cos im a jealous beast” and “my jealousy issues are so insane if someone says one word about something i like i genuinely contemplate suicide”, mirroring the song’s spiraling inner monologue. At the same time, they’re clearly still figuring themselves out, admitting “I hope I can find myself soon because I don't really know what I like.”, which fits the song’s themes of identity and insecurity under all the humor. The dramatic stan energy for actors and musicians (Misha Collins, David Corenswet, Graham Coxon, The Waeve) and the heightened, chaotic way they talk about emotions gives them the same intense, hyper-online vibe Olivia captures in the track.
Your time travel destination
Your video game
Your spirit animal
Your (un)funny joke
Your superpower
Your fictional best friend
Your dream vacation
Your alternate career path
Your celebrity match
Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 8 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!
