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The user’s chaotic emotional swings, frequent all‑caps outbursts, and depressive moments resemble Homer Simpson’s impulsive, often self‑destructive behavior. Their complaints about a low‑pay, exhausting job ("HELLO FROM WORK! IM SO TIRED! HELP!") echo Homer’s dissatisfaction at the nuclear plant. They turn to stimulants ("9 am espresso shot and ritalin while I listen to niki reverse at my physically taxing job this is the closest I’ll get to meth") much like Homer’s reliance on donuts and beer. Their absurd humor ("I turned into shrimp 🦐🦐🦐") and occasional suicidal thoughts ("I DIDNT KMS") also match Homer’s occasional dark humor and brief suicidal episodes. Overall, the blend of emotional volatility, comedic absurdity, and a struggling work life points to Homer as the best fit.

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The user frequently addresses the audience directly (e.g., 'Guys. GUYS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭' and 'I need everyone to know I AM CRYING'), showing extraverted energy. They focus on concrete sensory details such as 'my mom's foundation smells like paint' and 'I turned into shrimp 🦐🦐🦐', indicating a sensing preference. Their decisions are driven by personal values and emotions, as seen in statements like 'I had a breakdown in front of my mom' and 'I hate prsk censorship', reflecting feeling. Their lifestyle is spontaneous and flexible, with posts like 'I need to make a new promotwt post so bad it's been like a year' and 'I forgot my drawing idea after leaving the shower', which points to a perceiving attitude. Together these traits align with the ESFP personality type.

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Freelance visual artist, cosplayer, & vocaloid enthusiast. Coffee-fueled creator who once turned a shrimp costume into a meme. he/him 🏳️🌈– @pearltowerz

Your signature cocktail
Neon Shrimp Fizz is a neon‑bright, chaotic concoction that captures @pearltowerz’s love of cosplay, visual kei and their roller‑coaster emotions. A shrimp‑infused vodka nods to the tweet "I turned into shrimp 🦐🦐🦐", giving the drink a salty surprise that mirrors their feeling of becoming something unexpected. Blue Curaçao adds a vivid electric hue, echoing their neon handle and the visual‑kei aesthetic they brag about. A shot of cold espresso reflects the line "9 am espresso shot and ritalin while I listen to niki reverse at my physically taxing job this is the closest I’ll get to meth", giving the cocktail a jittery, energizing kick. A splash of soda water and a dash of Angostura bitters round out the mix, representing their attempts to "take the edge off 🚬" and the bittersweet moments like "Had a full on breakdown in front of my mom #baller my head hurts now" and "I need everyone to know I AM CRYING", making the drink both sparkling and reflective.

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The user shows strong ambition and a desire for personal achievement, as seen in the tweet "I KNEW I WAS RIGHT TO MAIN URAMICHI X KUMATANI I FUCKING KNEW" and the repeated "I’m getting somewhere IM GETTING SOMEWHERE". They also display resourceful, self‑preserving behavior, trying to obtain free items like in "Tried to use my moms card to order a $12 wig since mines not working and it said ‘insufficient funds’" and scheming "If u are in a rich persons house SHIT IN IT 🔥". Their bold, sometimes manipulative tone, exemplified by "I just made some BULLLLLLSHITTT!!!" and "I get him hello adhd akito", aligns with the cunning side of Slytherin. Even when facing hardship, such as being forced into low‑pay housekeeping, they focus on improving their situation, which underscores the house’s emphasis on ambition and self‑advancement.

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The user’s constant feelings of being overwhelmed, forced into low‑pay housekeeping, and battling depression echo the lyric "All I want to do is be more like me, I’m feeling so numb." Their tweet 'they say to live the right way, but I want to fight against that.' shows a rebellion against expectations, matching the song’s theme of pressure and numbness. They also repeatedly express crisis and crying, as in 'I need everyone to know I AM CRYING' and 'Had a full on breakdown in front of my mom', which aligns with the song’s raw emotional pain. The line 'I’m forced into housekeeping and paid only $100 a week' mirrors the lyric "All I want to do is… I’m tired of being told what to do." Overall, "Numb" captures the user’s mix of anger, helplessness, and desire to be understood.

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