Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Uses strong emotional reactions and caps lock to share feelings, like celebrating passing exams in “AAAAA EU NAO ACREDITO QUE EU PASSEI DE PRIMEIRA NESSA DESGRAÇA DE PROVA DE DIREÇÃO EU OFICIALMENTE POSSO DIRIGI UM CARRO E UMA MOTO EU TO MUITO FRLIZ”.
- Sociable: Interacts a lot with friends, tags people, and plays social games, e.g. doing ‘reply and I’ll do this for u’ in “reply and I'll do this for u!” and couple gameplays with “gameplay d casal com skin combinando com o @w00pa_”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like mocking their driving skills in “PASSEI NESSA MERDA… mas agora eu posso oficialmente atropelar pessoas com uma moto :3”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth and attachment to friends and gifts, e.g. “MANO EU ACABEI D GANHA ESSA BOLSINHA E UM CHAVEIRO DE COELHO NO AMIGO SECRETO SÉRIO EU AMEI” and repeatedly calling others “diva” or praising drawings in quoted tweets.
- Motivated: Works toward goals and celebrates academic and practical achievements, like “PASSEI NA UNESP PORRAAA” and “PASSEI NA PROVA TEÓRICA PORRA”.
Weaknesses:
- HarshLanguage: Frequently uses aggressive or vulgar expressions, e.g. “MANO VSF CKSNIDNAINFKABFJBSHRJAK” and calling a test a “DESGRAÇA DE PROVA” in this tweet.
- EdgyJokes: Makes provocative or abrasive jokes that can sound hostile, like “odeio viado sério” and “n aguento viado aff”, which can be misread even if ironic within queer context.
- ImpulsivePosting: Tweets in-the-moment reactions with little filter, such as immediately ranting about a classmate in “amooo a diva queria mora na republica e quando a gente cobro ela...”, which can escalate drama or expose conflicts.
- SelfCriticism: Shows insecurity through jokes about inferiority and being ‘small’ or flawed, e.g. reacting to personality charts in “loyal ta meio errado mas o resto eu gostei até :3” and insisting “eu sou pequeno tá?”.
- NSFWOversharing: Engages a lot with sexual or fetish bingo threads, like “fetish list. 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞 1. faria…” and “NSFW, não minta.”, which can hurt privacy or make others uncomfortable.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They come across as energetic, chaotic, and playful in a very Bart-like way: lots of caps lock excitement and swearing, like when they say “AAAAA EU NAO ACREDITO QUE EU PASSEI DE PRIMEIRA NESSA DESGRAÇA DE PROVA DE DIREÇÃO EU OFICIALMENTE POSSO DIRIGI UM CARRO E UMA MOTO EU TO MUITO FRLIZ NÃO SEI COMO EU CONSEGUI AAAAAAA”. The tone is irreverent but ultimately good‑natured, joking about dark stuff the way Bart does, such as “meu pai tá literalmente falando q quando atores mirins são abusados eles podiam só sair quando quisessem 💀💀💀” and “PASSEI NESSA MERDA SÉRIO QUE DESGRAÇA DE PROVA EU TINH ESQUECIDO ATÉ COMO C VIRAVA mas agora eu posso oficialmente atropelar pessoas com uma moto :3”. They balance snarky humor with affection for friends and online crushes, as seen in “gameplay d casal com skin combinando com o @w00pa_” and “Meu/Minha Namorado/a do Twitter é: @Everthon_M69”, which matches Bart’s mix of teasing and loyalty. There’s also a strong sense of adolescent identity exploration and attention‑seeking fun (multiple NSFW/relationship bingos and memes like “NSFW, não minta... Deixe um emoji e eu te envio as perguntas”), very in line with Bart’s teen‑ish rebellious streak. Overall, the combination of mischief, humor, and underlying warmth fits Bart Simpson more than the more studious Lisa or responsible Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They clearly lean Extrovert over Introvert: they constantly describe going out, parties and social games (e.g. talking about a random hangout being better than a big event, dinners with friends, and “gameplay d casal” with others), and they like interactive threads asking followers to comment so they can send answers. Their style is very open and performative, with lots of shared feelings, inside jokes, and public tagging of friends, which fits an E rather than someone who guards their private life. They favor Intuition over Sensing: instead of focusing on concrete, step‑by‑step details, they riff on ideas, vibes and exaggerated reactions, use a lot of hyperbole (“10.000 vezes melhor”, “nunca fui triste”), and are drawn to tarot, fandoms and hypothetical/‘bingo’ style question games, which are more conceptual than practical. Their decisions and commentary are strongly Feeling‑oriented: they talk about how things made them feel (“eu amei”, “eu to muito feliz”), get indignant about moral/emotional issues (like their father’s take on child actors), and focus on relationships, affection and sexuality rather than impersonal logic. Finally, they look Perceiving rather than Judging: they often joke about studying last minute, skipping lunch with parents for study then immediately getting distracted, participating in countless spontaneous meme games and quizzes instead of following a rigid plan, and generally presenting themselves as flexible, playful and unstructured rather than orderly and scheduled. All of this best matches an ENFP profile: socially expressive, emotionally driven, idea‑focused, and highly spontaneous.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, you passed UNESP, survived that cursed driving exam, and can officially ‘run people over with a moto’… want to practice *not* running me over and just running into my arms instead? :3
- You said Americans learning cursive look like elementary kids—meanwhile I’m here trying to learn your handwriting just so I can recognize your notes on my pillow one day.
- You got a tarot deck from France and half your TL is NSFW quizzes and fetish bingos… I’m starting to think the real divination here is how many tweets it’ll take before you admit we’d be an S-tier ship.
- You bragged ‘never been sad’ posting cute pics in pajamas; I fully believe you—but if you ever do get sad, I volunteer as emotional support nerd (UNESP-certified, suco de pêssego provider, 1,73 de carinho).
- Your ‘O quão inamorável vc é?’ results: plays LoL, uses Discord, gamer, a bit of MBTI… Honestly that doesn’t make you unlovable, it just means I already know exactly which lane to gank to steal your heart.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • UNESP RC • Queer nerd from Campinas. Passed my driving test, still hasn’t watched Zootopia. Tarot enjoyer, gaming + college juggling act.– @pedittile
Your signature cocktail
ZaboRAZZ Splash
Cachaça with passionfruit stands for their chaotic Brazilian uni energy and wild nights, like skipping family lunch to "study" and laughing about it in bed with giant books ("eu deixei d i almoça com os meus pais pra estuda..."). Blue curaçao gives gamer‑console vibes and that slightly cursed aesthetic, a nod to jokes like "zboz (o console q vem duas letras depois do xbox)" and all the LoL/skin/gameplay tweets. Sparkling peach juice matches their favorite drink and bubbly extrovert streak, reflected in things like "Se viu o tweet, faça tb :) pronomes: ele/dele... bebida: suco de pêssego" and constant interactions, bingos and DMs. A dash of bitters represents the moments of annoyance and dark humor, such as "odeio viado sério" and complaining about flopado 2024. Edible glitter tops it off for the loud celebration energy of passing exams and driving tests—"AAAAA EU NAO ACREDITO QUE EU PASSEI DE PRIMEIRA NESSA DESGRAÇA DE PROVA DE DIREÇÃO..." and "PASSEI NA UNESP PORRAAA"—making this drink bright, noisy, and a little bit over the top, just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They read as a socially bold, openly emotional, and impulsive person, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor. Their excitement about achievements is loud and dramatic, e.g. celebrating passing their driving test with, “AAAAA EU NAO ACREDITO QUE EU PASSEI DE PRIMEIRA NESSA DESGRAÇA DE PROVA DE DIREÇÃO EU OFICIALMENTE POSSO DIRIGI UM CARRO E UMA MOTO EU TO MUITO FRLIZ NÃO SEI COMO EU CONSEGUI AAAAAAA” and college admission with, “PASSEI NA UNESP PORRAAA”, showing a flair for big, triumphant moments. They’re also very willing to state strong opinions and call people out, like complaining about a classmate who wouldn’t help with moving: “amooo a diva queria mora na republica e quando a gente cobro ela pra vim ajuda na mudança ela fala [...] (plot a gente avisou sim e ela ignoro)”, and reacting bluntly to their father’s take on child actors: “meu pai tá literalmente falando q quando atores mirins são abusados eles podiam só sair quando quisessem 💀💀💀”. They consistently engage in social games, public crush jokes, and couple posts, like the playful relationship tweets with “Meu/Minha Namorado/a do Twitter é: @Everthon_M69” and gaming as a couple with “gameplay d casal com skin combinando com o @w00pa_”, suggesting a desire to be seen and to perform their social life outwardly. While there is some evidence of hard work (studying instead of lunch in “eu deixei d i almoça com os meus pais pra estuda”) and nerdiness, there’s little of the quiet diligence of Hufflepuff or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw; instead, what stands out is emotional intensity, impulsive posting, and a bold social presence characteristic of Gryffindor.
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Your song
teenage dream - olivia rodrigo
A fitting song for them is "teenage dream" by Olivia Rodrigo because their timeline is full of very 18–ish chaos, humor, and insecurity mixed with big milestones. They constantly joke about being a messy but high-achieving student, like when they celebrate passing difficult exams and vestibulares while still sounding overwhelmed: "AAAAA EU NAO ACREDITO QUE EU PASSEI DE PRIMEIRA NESSA DESGRAÇA DE PROVA DE DIREÇÃO EU OFICIALMENTE POSSO DIRIGI UM CARRO E UMA MOTO EU TO MUITO FRLIZ NÃO SEI COMO EU CONSEGUI AAAAAAA" and "PASSEI NA UNESP PORRAAA". Their love life and NSFW quizzes are very teen-coded and self-aware, like in "NSFW, não minta… 12. gay ✨" and when they joke about an online boyfriend: "Meu/Minha Namorado/a do Twitter é: @Everthon_M69". The song’s theme of trying to enjoy youth while dealing with anxiety and expectations matches tweets where they swing between joking about mental health and academic pressure, such as "já deu d 2024 neh? ano flopado do caramba" and their many "bingo" posts about partying, crying, and relationships. Like the song, their feed feels like someone trying to figure themself out in real time—silly, dramatic, queer, and very aware that these years are both exhausting and special.
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