pedofiliasanta
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Authentic: They repeatedly choose frank, raw expression over polish — e.g., '#possuodepressaocronicaeestouemconstanteestadodedespersonalizacao' and 'eu não tehho nada haver com pedofilia ta gente é só uma musica' show a reflexive bluntness.
- Aesthetic-minded: Multiple posts obsess over looks and color — 'um sonho: ter o cabelo menta e rosa chiclete ao mesmo tempo' and 'muito mais foda essas maquiagem fudida...' demonstrate a strong visual sense.
- Musically knowledgeable: They name-check and contextualize bands with nuance: 'If u see this, name ur top 5 bands! Misfits Hole Ratos de porão Napalm Death Deicide' and the Hole/riot grrrl thread show depth in music taste.
- Dark-humored: They use shock and gross-out comedy as a signature — tweets like 'tomei banho de bosta' and 'uma vez quando eu era crianca o gato comeu minha lingua' reveal a taste for black comedy.
- Opinionated: They don't shy away from strong claims: 'o rock brasileiro é uma farsa comercial, o sexo é apenas uma forma de morrer' and 'pq gente feia posta a cara na internet?' show blunt judgmental voice.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm talk: Open references to suicidal plans ('vou me suicidar aos 33 anos') are alarming and show vulnerability that can harm them if not supported.
- Provocative cruelty: Occasional viciousness toward others ('eu quero que o hytalo santos morra', 'abre uma live e come a bosta...') risks burning bridges and attracting backlash.
- Oversharing: Frequent TMI like long-used underwear and waxing mishap anecdotes ('mesma calcinha... amarela', 'colar de volta') can provoke trolls and reduce privacy.
- Mood instability: Public swings from humor to despair and confessional hashtags ('possuodepressaocronica...') suggest emotional volatility that impacts consistency.
- Alienating bluntness: Harsh public judgments ('pq gente feia posta a cara na internet?') risk alienating potential allies and making nuance difficult.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best match: both are literate, musically inclined and morally complicated outsiders. The user’s frequent cultural commentary and deeper thoughts about spirituality ('espiritualidade que se nutre do ego...') mirror Lisa’s tendency to analyze and lecture, while their sardonic, socially conscious posts echo her activist streak. Although the account is edgier in language, the core blend of intellect, artistic taste and outsider frustration aligns well with Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
INFP fits because the account is driven by internal values, creative self-expression, and emotional intensity. Introversion shows in private-seeming confessions and a small follower base plus 'ninguem nunca vai conseguir zoar minha aparencia pq eu nao tenho tiktok...', indicating guardedness. Intuition appears in abstract reflections like 'espiritualidade que se nutre do ego é miragem...' and dreamlike hair fantasies ('um sonho: ter o cabelo menta e rosa chiclete...'). Feeling is clear in identity-focused, value-laden posts and emotional honesty ('#possuodepressaocronica...'). Perceiving shows a spontaneous, nonconformist posting style: impulses, riffs, and surprising pivots across topics. Together, these traits align well with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a hair dye swatch? Because every time I look at you I want mint and bubblegum in my life.
- If crying makes you prettier, does that mean we should get emotional together on camera? I’ll bring the soundtrack.
- I’m not trying to be dramatic, but I’d brave your goth makeup tutorial if you let me hold the blue Curaçao.
- You like Misfits and mint hair? Sorry, that’s basically my entire romantic checklist — can I check the rest over coffee?
- Call me your black cat — I’ll show up mysteriously and still somehow make your aesthetic even better.
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Rio-based misfit • goth/emo aesthetics & DIY beauty experiments • chronic music nerd (Misfits → Napalm Death) • blunt, dark-humored, and fiercely sincere • art, sleep, and too many hair dye palettes– @pedofiliasanta
Your signature cocktail
Vomito Unicorn
The 'Vomito Unicorn' blends dark and pastel elements to mirror the account’s aesthetic contradictions: black vodka for goth vibes and shock value (their gross-out humor), mint liqueur for the 'cabelo menta' fantasy, pink grapefruit for bubblegum-pastel dreams ('rosa chiclete'), and shimmer to make even the messy parts look staged and beautiful ('por que nao pode mais se gravar chorando eu fico tao linda chorando'). It’s prickly, sweet, glittery and a little dangerous — just like the feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Ravenclaw fits because this account blends intellectual curiosity about music and culture with creative aesthetics. They dissect music history — 'fun fact: essa musica do hole na verdade é uma crítica ao movimento riot grrrl' — which shows the analytical streak Ravenclaws prize. Their reflective post on spirituality — 'espiritualidade que se nutre do ego é miragem...' — indicates a love of nuanced ideas rather than simple bravado. Overall, they prize individual authenticity and artful thinking more than pure ambition or blind courage.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
‘Creep’ matches the account’s outsider, self-aware melancholy and the perverse pride in being awkward and visible. Lines like 'por que nao pode mais se gravar chorando eu fico tao linda chorando' and confessions of chronic depression link to the song’s aching, self-examining tone: it’s vulnerable, resentful, and strangely aesthetic — exactly the vibe they cultivate.
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