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This user fits Bart Simpson best: a chaotic, horny, dark-humor teenager who oscillates between silliness and flashes of vulnerability. The constant sexual jokes and trolling vibe mirror Bart’s provocative side, like saying “Dava o cu pro primeiro homem q visse não vou morrer sem saber como é dar o cu” and “Vem comer meu cu e gozar dentro depois vai pra holanda ent”. Their irreverence and love of chaos show in posts like “Rapazeada reprovei em artes, acho q vou ter q trampar de ditador c pá” and “O twitter é só um monte de gente louca ironizando”, which sound like Bart mocking the world. At the same time, there’s real angst and emotional volatility underneath the jokes, as in “Pqp q vontade de me matar” and “Eu choro de odio de saber q nunca vou ter chance com ela”, much like Bart’s occasional serious episodes where his bravado cracks. The mix of football obsession, internet cynicism, and constant clowning—e.g. “Cara vai tomar no cu a internet é um erro”—rounds out a very Bart-like profile: immature, loud, funny, but not entirely without depth.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with others, seek reactions, and joke about social life and relationships, e.g. advertising friends and themselves with lines like “O de cavanhaque ta solteiro (interesadas chama pv)” and posting from public spaces like “do computador da escola estudando”. Their style is more iNtuitive (N) than strictly Sensing, because they often make broad, generalized claims or social commentary rather than just concrete observations, such as “As redes sociais são o problema da sociedade moderna” and “O twitter é só um monte de gente louca ironizando”. The tone is strongly Thinking (T): they are blunt, sarcastic, and often harshly critical, prioritizing sharp humor over harmony, as in “Kkkkkkkk é obvio irmão ja acho dificil tu ja ter consiguido fuder 20 vezes na tua vida toda” and “Cara vai tomar no cu a internet é um erro”. They clearly favor Perceiving (P) over Judging: they emphasize inconsistency and spontaneity, explicitly saying “N leve oq eu falo a serio, em dois minutos eu mudo oq eu penso”, and they frequently react in-the-moment to games and events rather than planning or structuring their life, like the rapid emotional swings in “Eu odeio esse time meu Deus do céu” followed by “Tá bom eu amo esse time”. Altogether, the mix of extroverted, chaotic humor, argumentative tone, constant banter, and admitted changeability fits ENTP best: a socially engaged, improvisational debater who enjoys provoking, joking, and reframing things on the fly.

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Football, memes & overthinking since 2007. Once failed art class, now analyzing São Paulo FC like it’s a full-time job. Opinions change every 2 minutes.– @pedr0_rei_delas

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The cachaça infused with chili pepper captures their aggressive, chaotic humor and thirst vibes, like “Vem comer meu cu e gozar dentro depois vai pra holanda ent” and “Dava o cu pro primeiro homem q visse não vou morrer sem saber como é dar o cu”. The espresso shot is for the high-energy football rants and emotional rollercoaster of being torcedor, from “Esse time tá me deixando com raiva” to “Tá bom eu amo esse time”. Dark chocolate liqueur brings a bittersweet note that mirrors the mix of humor and darkness in tweets like “Pqp q vontade de me matar” and the self-deprecating chaos of “N leve oq eu falo a serio, em dois minutos eu mudo oq eu penso”. The splash of pink guava juice nods to the queer/trans-curious and horny side, bright and fruity like “🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️” and “PUTA QUE PARIU COMO EU QUERIA SER MULHER”. Finally, a dash of sea salt represents their bitter take on the internet and society, seasoning the drink like their timeline with “As redes sociais são o problema da sociedade moderna” and “Cara vai tomar no cu a internet é um erro”.

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This account shows strong Gryffindor energy through impulsiveness, intensity, and emotional transparency. They openly express extreme feelings without filter, like “Pqp q vontade de me matar” and the self-deprecating but bold disclaimer “N leve oq eu falo a serio, em dois minutos eu mudo oq eu penso”, which fits Gryffindor’s hot‑blooded, act‑then‑think nature. Their football tweets show passionate, almost reckless dedication, e.g. “Todos os gols em erros individuais, o time em si jogou bem, mas qm errou devia ser linchado” and the emotional whiplash of “Eu odeio esse time meu Deus do céu” followed by “Tá bom eu amo esse time”. They also show a willingness to take social stances and call things out bluntly, like “Mano é impressao minha ou ta duplicando o numero de nazistas no twitter, n para de aparecer esses loucos” and “As redes sociais são o problema da sociedade moderna”, even if phrased crudely. Finally, there is a streak of performative bravado and risk‑taking in tweets like “Dava o cu pro primeiro homem q visse não vou morrer sem saber como é dar o cu” and “rapazeada to sem cel, entam vou ficar um tempo sem postar porra nenhuma, bença a todos 😘😘”, which matches Gryffindor’s loud, chaotic courage more than Slytherin calculation or Ravenclaw detachment.

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A chaotic, irreverent teenage energy runs through their timeline, which fits the grungy rebellion of Smells Like Teen Spirit. They constantly swing between irony and frustration with the world, saying things like “O twitter é só um monte de gente louca ironizando” and “Cara vai tomar no cu a internet é um erro”, echoing the song’s disillusionment with modern culture. There’s also a strong sense of angst and self-destructive humor in posts such as “Pqp q vontade de me matar” and “rapazeada to sem cel, entam vou ficar um tempo sem postar porra nenhuma”, matching the song’s raw emotional tone. At the same time, their mix of sexual jokes and gender-questioning comments like “PUTA QUE PARIU COMO EU QUERIA SER MULHER” and “Dava o cu pro primeiro homem q visse” fits the messy, confused coming-of-age vibe that Nirvana captures so well. The blend of football obsession, dark humor, and constant mood swings creates exactly the kind of restless youth energy that Smells Like Teen Spirit embodies.

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