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Your Simpsons character
Much like Milhouse, @pedr0cld portrays a character who is deeply devoted to others, often in a slightly subordinate or desperate way, as seen when he says “alguem me ajuda ela achou o face da minha mae”. He exhibits a classic 'beta' energy through his gaming habits and his intense romantic fixation, declaring “Oi amo minha namorada” and begging for attention when “ela ignora os meus” reels. His hobbies, like playing a “jogo de zoológico no roblox”, mirror Milhouse's geeky and easily influenced personality. Ultimately, his combination of niche internet humor, gaming, and being slightly overwhelmed by the girl in his life makes him the perfect match for Springfield's most lovable underdog.

Your MBTI personality Type
Pedro exhibits Extroverted (E) and Feeling (F) traits through his frequent, enthusiastic declarations about his relationship and social life, such as “Oi amo minha namorada” and his vulnerability regarding her reactions. His Intuitive (N) side appears in his abstract social commentary, like his musings on how “capitalism is changing the way we value things”. Finally, he shows a Perceiving (P) preference through spontaneous, low-filter posts and a focus on gaming/leisure, seen when he invites others with a simple “vamo jogar” or shares his “speedrun” attempts. His mix of romantic idealism and playful, unstructured digital presence is classic for the 'Campaigner' archetype.

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Voleitball setter and Roblox zoo tycoon enthusiast. When I'm not listening to jazz or soul, I'm probably failing to escape TikTok memes and animal videos.– @pedr0cld

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a youthful, experimental mix that captures the 'simping' energy of a gamer in love. The base is sweet and bubbly, inspired by his declaration “Oi amo minha namorada” and his addiction to a “jogo de zoológico no roblox”, but it hides a secret punch for his teammate because he “deixo ela ver tudo, menos minha conversa com meu levantador”. It’s a drink for someone who wants to “respirar jazz e soul” while being roasted by TikTok memes, served in a glass that says “voce é o 6 do meu 7”. It’s the perfect 'speedrun' drink for someone who is “esqueci como se vive” and just wants to turn 18 to finally order it.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates a strong emphasis on loyalty and the value of interpersonal relationships, which are core Hufflepuff traits. This is evident through their repeated declarations of affection, such as “Oi amo minha namorada” and “eu amo minha prioridade”. They also show a gentle, appreciative nature toward the simple things in life, seen when they state “eu amo o cachorro dela” or engage in lighthearted hobbies like a “jogo de zoológico no roblox”. Their focus on community and shared experiences over competition or personal ambition firmly aligns them with the house of the loyal and kind.

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The song reflects a nostalgic longing for youth and the pressures of growing up, which resonates with the user's focus on transition into adulthood, such as dreaming of “fazer 18 pra beber”. This sense of being overwhelmed by modern expectations is clear when they mention how “o capitalismo está mudando a forma como damos valor as coisas”. The lyrics' theme of insecurity and social pressure also matches their humorous struggles in a relationship, specifically when they feel lost because “ela cita uma frase retirada de um meme do tkk de dois anos atras e espera que eu conheça”. Ultimately, the user's mix of gaming escapism and occasional existential dread, like saying “esqueci como se vive”, makes this alt-pop anthem a perfect fit.

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