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Your Simpsons character
The user’s chaotic, self‑deprecating style and constant need for attention resemble Bart Simpson’s rebellious teen persona. Their tweet 'WHY DOES IT HURT MORE WHEN I CUT MYSELF ON ACCIDENT' shows a reckless, attention‑seeking streak similar to Bart’s 'I’m sorry' moments. Frequent posts like 'im deadass', 'im sleepy. goodnight', and 'I cannot go longer than a week clean to save my life man' echo Bart’s impulsive, sometimes self‑destructive behavior and teenage mood swings. The excitement in 'MY TL FINALLY LOADS GOD YES' mirrors Bart’s love for bragging about small victories. Yet the open invitation 'my dms are open for any oomfs who need a shoulder to cry on' reveals a hidden vulnerability that Bart occasionally shows when he feels isolated.

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The user shows extraverted tendencies by frequently reaching out to others, e.g., "my dms are open for any oomfs who need a shoulder to cry on" and greeting followers with "Good morning" and "goodnight oomfies". Their focus on concrete, immediate experiences—like commenting on a math final, saying "WHY DOES IT HURT MORE WHEN I CUT MYSELF ON ACCIDENT" and sharing daily frustrations—indicates a sensing preference. Emotional and values‑driven language such as "if i kill myself blame my mom" and "i would like to formally apologize for whatever i did" points to a feeling decision style. Finally, the spontaneous and flexible posting pattern, illustrated by statements like "im logging off for tonight" and "i cannot go longer than a week clean to save my life man," reflects a perceiving orientation.

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College student, coffee-fueled meme curator, proud 'puppy' 🐾. Once celebrated TL loading faster than caffeine. DM or Discord: pupflins.– @pegflins

Your signature cocktail
Puppy's Midnight Jinx is a dark, bitter‑sweet espresso‑based cocktail that captures @pegflins’ love of coffee ("Fav drink: coffee") and the late‑night vibe of scrolling through Twitter, echoing the triumphant "MY TL FINALLY LOADS GOD YES" tweet. A shot of vodka provides a neutral, almost numbing base, mirroring the emotional numbness hinted at in "WHY DOES IT HURT MORE WHEN I CUT MYSELF ON ACCIDENT", while the sharp bite of fresh lemon juice adds the sudden sting of those raw feelings. The deep purple hue from crème de cassis reflects their favorite colors "purple, black", and the sweet coffee liqueur balances the bitterness, much like the way they try to sweeten their day despite saying "im deadass". A playful chocolate bone garnish nods to the tweet "i wonder if my mutuals know how open i am about enjoying being called puppy", turning a tender nickname into a tasty treat. Finally, the cocktail’s name and a tiny splash of "jinx" bitters reference the self‑aware humor of "i jinxed it" and the habit of logging off with "im logging off for tonight. goodnight oomfies", making each sip a reminder of their midnight confessions.

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently shows loyalty and care for their online community, as seen in the tweet 'i would like to mention that my dms are open for any oomfs who need a shoulder to cry on, or just wanna be friends'. They also frequently say goodnight to their followers, e.g., 'im tired so im going offline goodnight oomfies', indicating a supportive and dependable attitude. Even when they admit failures, such as 'i definitely failed that test bruh', they remain honest and patient. This emphasis on empathy, reliability, and fairness aligns with Hufflepuff values of loyalty and kindness. While occasional rebellious remarks appear, the core of their behavior is community‑oriented, a hallmark of Hufflepuff.

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The raw confession in the tweet "WHY DOES IT HURT MORE WHEN I CUT MYSELF ON ACCIDENT" mirrors the opening line of "Hurt," where the narrator says "I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel." Their suicidal rumination, "if i kill myself blame my mom," and struggle with substance use, "i cannot go longer than a week clean to save my life man," echo the song’s themes of self‑destruction and regret. The repeated pleas for connection, "i would like to formally apologize for whatever i did," fit the mournful, introspective tone of the track. Overall, the blend of self‑harm, loneliness, and yearning for redemption aligns closely with the emotional core of Nine Inch Nails’ "Hurt."

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