Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares despair and insecurity, e.g. “eu odeio a minha vida e nao vou viver ate o fim do ano” and “queria ser suficiente em algo alguma vez na minha vida”.
- Self‑aware: Recognizes personal patterns and contradictions, like feeling undeserving yet craving attention in “eu so quero um pouco de atençao” and reflecting on political opinions in “me deixa curioso como pessoas que nao entendem nada de politica ficam putas...”.
- Humorous cynicism: Uses dark, sarcastic humor in bio “sou formado em achismo e gosto de tetris” and posts like “a primeira trombeta soou quando block blast ficou acima de tetris na play store”.
- Introspective thinker: Frequently analyzes people and society, e.g. “pq geralmente pessoas de esquerda sao burras... e pessoas de direita sao ignorantes...” and “a população realmente reflete quem é eleito...”.
- Passionate gamer: Shows strong engagement with games like Clash Royale and Tetris, complaining in detail about balance in “20 partidas na arena 24 17 delas com mega...” and celebrating offers in “ds 2 em promoçao, quem vai me dar 115 reais pra eu comprar”.
Weaknesses:
- Violent hostility: Expresses explicit violent wishes, e.g. “Vou matar e cremar todos que estão na sede da supercell” and “Caralho que raiva quero esfaquear alguém”.
- Extreme aggression: Frequently uses intense insults like “vai tomar no cu vai vagabunda do caralho” and “imunda espero que voce morra vagabunda”.
- Self‑destructive ideation: Repeatedly mentions wanting to die, e.g. “pra 2026 eu quero ter coragem pra me matar”, “eu vou me matar” and “eu odeio a minha vida e nao vou viver ate o fim do ano”.
- Bigoted language: Uses slurs and dehumanizing phrasing, e.g. “jews be jewing, niggas be niggaing...” and calling players “deficiente animal” and “retardado” in “Bando de deficiente animal que joga igual retardado qi 1000 dementes”.
- Low self‑worth: Describes self as worthless and undeserving, e.g. “eu sou imprestavel”, “eu mereço a depressao mesmo né pqp”, and “até uma barata é mais importante que eu”.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
The user most closely resembles Moe Szyslak: bitter, angry, lonely, but also darkly funny and self-aware. Like Moe, they often lash out with intense rage and violent fantasies, for example saying they “want to stab someone” and that they will “kill and cremate everyone at Supercell HQ”. Their timeline is full of insults and crude outbursts toward others, such as calling people “bunch of animal defectives” and hoping someone “dies, you bitch”, which echoes Moe’s aggressive, misanthropic bar-tirades. Underneath that, there is clear loneliness and despair, like when they say “I just want a bit of attention” and repeatedly talk about wanting to die or kill themselves, such as “for 2026 I want to have the courage to kill myself” and “I’m going to kill myself”, which strongly mirrors Moe’s long-running suicidal and self-loathing gags. They also display a caustic, cynical view of politics and people in general, like asking why people on both the left and right are “dumb, ignorant and badly informed”, very much in line with Moe’s worldview that everyone is awful and the world is stacked against him. Finally, their bio “sou formado em achismo e gosto de tetris” suggests a mix of low self-esteem and niche enthusiasm, just as Moe hides his insecurity and longing for connection behind a gruff exterior and obscure passions.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean strongly introverted: they speak often about isolation and lack of contact, like “ficar um dia todo fora e nao ter uma unica mensagem é sinceramente triste” and “eu so quero um pouco de atençao”, and their main interests (Tetris, games, political commentary) are solitary. Their focus is more on patterns and generalizations than on concrete sensory details, e.g. broad political takes like “a população realmente reflete quem é eleito” and meta-observations such as “pq geralmente pessoas de esquerda sao burras… e pessoas de direita sao ignorantes, arrogantes e mal informadas?”, indicating Intuition over Sensing. They consistently prioritize blunt analysis and harsh judgments over harmony, which fits Thinking: see the brutally direct insults in “pqp você só pode ser uma demente né filha da puta…” and the detached, cynical formulation “jews be jewing, niggas be niggaing, bitches be bitching...”. The strong emotional turbulence and self-loathing (“eu odeio a minha vida e nao vou viver ate o fim do ano”, “pra 2026 eu quero ter coragem pra me matar”) are expressed as raw reactions, but when they discuss others or politics, they default to critical detachment typical of T types. Their lifestyle looks unstructured and reactive rather than planned: they complain about games and people in the moment (“Caralho que raiva quero esfaquear alguém”, “vou ate desinstalar o tiktok depois disso pqp kk”) and rarely mention schedules or long-term organization, suggesting Perceiving. Overall, a withdrawn, analytical, pattern-focused, and highly critical style, with chaotic external behavior and intense internal monologue, fits best with INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re ‘formed in achismo and like Tetris’? Perfect. Let’s line up like Tetris pieces: I’ll be the long blue bar that finally clears that ‘pior dia do ano’ combo from 2025-10-26.
- You said on 2025-11-23 your dream is to have a friend who genuinely wants to see what you’re playing. Careful what you wish for—I’ll watch your gameplay, cheer every victory, and only flame the Supercell devs when you say ‘go’.
- On 2025-10-05 you said you’d like to be reborn as a cute girl; on 2025-10-06 you just wanted a bit of attention. How about, in this timeline, you stay exactly who you are and I give you the attention and affection you were asking for?
- You said Block Blast passing Tetris on the Play Store (2025-10-16) was like the first trumpet of the apocalypse. If the world’s really ending, wanna duo up so at least we can complain about normieposting and tarot together until the final patch notes drop?
- You keep tweeting ‘vou me matar’ (2025-11-19) and ‘não vou viver até o fim do ano’ (2025-10-03), but honestly, anyone who eats 100% of the fruit—including mango peel and banana peel (2025-09-23)—is too rare a specimen to lose; how about we schedule a date instead of your demise? I’ll even bring a properly peeled banana just to make you mad.
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Perpetually tilted gamer with a soft spot for Tetris, politics hot takes, and overthinking everything. Survived 40M rage moments, still queuing up.– @peiscadore
Your signature cocktail
Imundo Achismo Sour
The Imundo Achismo Sour starts with cachaça infused with burnt citrus peel, a nod to their Brazilian roots and the constant rage-flare in tweets like “vou matar e cremar todos que estão na sede da supercell” and “vai tomar no cu vai vagabunda do caralho”. Strong cold-brew coffee captures the exhausted, wired despair of posts such as “eu odeio a minha vida e nao vou viver ate o fim do ano” and “pra 2026 eu quero ter coragem pra me matar”, keeping the drink dark but focused. Grapefruit juice brings a bitter-sour edge that fits their mix of cynicism and vulnerability in “queria ser suficiente em algo alguma vez na minha vida” and “eu so quero um pouco de atençao”. A few drops of saline solution represent the almost-hidden tears behind lines like “até uma barata é mais importante que eu” and “meu sonho é algum dia ter algum amigo... eu ia ficar bem feliz”. Finally, the charcoal sugar rim reflects their “imundo” aesthetic and abrasive humor in “Jogo imundo do caralho” and the proudly cursed bio “sou formado em achismo e gosto de tetris”, giving the drink a sweet, pitch-black edge as messy and intense as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This account shows strong Slytherin energy through intense rage, fixation on grudges, and a desire to hurt perceived enemies, even if expressed hyperbolically. Their gaming-related tweets drip with vengeful competitiveness and a desire to dominate, like when they say they "had to torture every demented schizoid who uses mega knight" and that they "will kill and cremate everyone at Supercell HQ" in “Puta que pariu tinha que torturar todos os dementes esquizóides que usam a porra do mega cavaleiro caralho vai tomar no cu mano” and “Vou matar e cremar todos que estão na sede da supercell”. There’s a strong us-vs-them mentality and contempt for weakness or stupidity, as shown in “Bando de deficiente animal que joga igual retardado qi 1000 dementes” and “pq geralmente pessoas de esquerda sao burras, tem pouco estudo real sobre politica e sao mal informadas e pessoas de direita sao ignorantes, arrogantes e mal informadas?”, which fits Slytherin’s sharp, judgmental edge more than the other houses. Even their antisemitic and racist tweet “jews be jewing, niggas be niggaing, bitches be bitching... Jews be jewing, its what they do ok... It is what it is” reflects an exclusionary, hierarchical worldview typical of Slytherin at its worst. While they show vulnerability and self-loathing in tweets like “eu odeio a minha vida e nao vou viver ate o fim do ano” and “queria ser suficiente em algo alguma vez na minha vida”, the dominant pattern is harshness, fixation on winning or being right, and hatred toward those they see as inferior or annoying. Overall, their aggression, bitterness, and strong in-group/out-group mindset align most closely with Slytherin, even if it’s a very unhealthy expression of that house.
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Creep - Radiohead
The song Creep fits @peiscadore because it captures deep self-loathing and alienation that show up constantly in their tweets. They often express feeling worthless or insufficient, like when they say “queria ser suficiente em algo alguma vez na minha vida” and “eu sou imprestavel”, echoing the line "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo." Their recurring suicidal thoughts in posts like “pra 2026 eu quero ter coragem pra me matar” and “eu vou me matar” mirror the song’s intense despair and desire to escape themselves. There’s also a strong sense of not belonging and craving attention or genuine connection, seen in “eu so quero um pouco de atençao” and “meu sonho é algum dia ter algum amigo... eu ia ficar bem feliz”, which aligns with the song’s theme of feeling disconnected from others. Their bitterness and rage toward people and the world, as in “Vou matar e cremar todos que estão na sede da supercell”, sit alongside that vulnerability, much like the raw, conflicted emotion in Creep.
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