
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely resembles Moe Szyslak: bitter, angry, lonely, but also darkly funny and self-aware. Like Moe, they often lash out with intense rage and violent fantasies, for example saying they “want to stab someone” and that they will “kill and cremate everyone at Supercell HQ”. Their timeline is full of insults and crude outbursts toward others, such as calling people “bunch of animal defectives” and hoping someone “dies, you bitch”, which echoes Moe’s aggressive, misanthropic bar-tirades. Underneath that, there is clear loneliness and despair, like when they say “I just want a bit of attention” and repeatedly talk about wanting to die or kill themselves, such as “for 2026 I want to have the courage to kill myself” and “I’m going to kill myself”, which strongly mirrors Moe’s long-running suicidal and self-loathing gags. They also display a caustic, cynical view of politics and people in general, like asking why people on both the left and right are “dumb, ignorant and badly informed”, very much in line with Moe’s worldview that everyone is awful and the world is stacked against him. Finally, their bio “sou formado em achismo e gosto de tetris” suggests a mix of low self-esteem and niche enthusiasm, just as Moe hides his insecurity and longing for connection behind a gruff exterior and obscure passions.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean strongly introverted: they speak often about isolation and lack of contact, like “ficar um dia todo fora e nao ter uma unica mensagem é sinceramente triste” and “eu so quero um pouco de atençao”, and their main interests (Tetris, games, political commentary) are solitary. Their focus is more on patterns and generalizations than on concrete sensory details, e.g. broad political takes like “a população realmente reflete quem é eleito” and meta-observations such as “pq geralmente pessoas de esquerda sao burras… e pessoas de direita sao ignorantes, arrogantes e mal informadas?”, indicating Intuition over Sensing. They consistently prioritize blunt analysis and harsh judgments over harmony, which fits Thinking: see the brutally direct insults in “pqp você só pode ser uma demente né filha da puta…” and the detached, cynical formulation “jews be jewing, niggas be niggaing, bitches be bitching...”. The strong emotional turbulence and self-loathing (“eu odeio a minha vida e nao vou viver ate o fim do ano”, “pra 2026 eu quero ter coragem pra me matar”) are expressed as raw reactions, but when they discuss others or politics, they default to critical detachment typical of T types. Their lifestyle looks unstructured and reactive rather than planned: they complain about games and people in the moment (“Caralho que raiva quero esfaquear alguém”, “vou ate desinstalar o tiktok depois disso pqp kk”) and rarely mention schedules or long-term organization, suggesting Perceiving. Overall, a withdrawn, analytical, pattern-focused, and highly critical style, with chaotic external behavior and intense internal monologue, fits best with INTP.

Some pickup lines for you

Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Perpetually tilted gamer with a soft spot for Tetris, politics hot takes, and overthinking everything. Survived 40M rage moments, still queuing up.– @peiscadore

Your signature cocktail
The Imundo Achismo Sour starts with cachaça infused with burnt citrus peel, a nod to their Brazilian roots and the constant rage-flare in tweets like “vou matar e cremar todos que estão na sede da supercell” and “vai tomar no cu vai vagabunda do caralho”. Strong cold-brew coffee captures the exhausted, wired despair of posts such as “eu odeio a minha vida e nao vou viver ate o fim do ano” and “pra 2026 eu quero ter coragem pra me matar”, keeping the drink dark but focused. Grapefruit juice brings a bitter-sour edge that fits their mix of cynicism and vulnerability in “queria ser suficiente em algo alguma vez na minha vida” and “eu so quero um pouco de atençao”. A few drops of saline solution represent the almost-hidden tears behind lines like “até uma barata é mais importante que eu” and “meu sonho é algum dia ter algum amigo... eu ia ficar bem feliz”. Finally, the charcoal sugar rim reflects their “imundo” aesthetic and abrasive humor in “Jogo imundo do caralho” and the proudly cursed bio “sou formado em achismo e gosto de tetris”, giving the drink a sweet, pitch-black edge as messy and intense as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows strong Slytherin energy through intense rage, fixation on grudges, and a desire to hurt perceived enemies, even if expressed hyperbolically. Their gaming-related tweets drip with vengeful competitiveness and a desire to dominate, like when they say they "had to torture every demented schizoid who uses mega knight" and that they "will kill and cremate everyone at Supercell HQ" in “Puta que pariu tinha que torturar todos os dementes esquizóides que usam a porra do mega cavaleiro caralho vai tomar no cu mano” and “Vou matar e cremar todos que estão na sede da supercell”. There’s a strong us-vs-them mentality and contempt for weakness or stupidity, as shown in “Bando de deficiente animal que joga igual retardado qi 1000 dementes” and “pq geralmente pessoas de esquerda sao burras, tem pouco estudo real sobre politica e sao mal informadas e pessoas de direita sao ignorantes, arrogantes e mal informadas?”, which fits Slytherin’s sharp, judgmental edge more than the other houses. Even their antisemitic and racist tweet “jews be jewing, niggas be niggaing, bitches be bitching... Jews be jewing, its what they do ok... It is what it is” reflects an exclusionary, hierarchical worldview typical of Slytherin at its worst. While they show vulnerability and self-loathing in tweets like “eu odeio a minha vida e nao vou viver ate o fim do ano” and “queria ser suficiente em algo alguma vez na minha vida”, the dominant pattern is harshness, fixation on winning or being right, and hatred toward those they see as inferior or annoying. Overall, their aggression, bitterness, and strong in-group/out-group mindset align most closely with Slytherin, even if it’s a very unhealthy expression of that house.

Your movie

Your song
The song Creep fits @peiscadore because it captures deep self-loathing and alienation that show up constantly in their tweets. They often express feeling worthless or insufficient, like when they say “queria ser suficiente em algo alguma vez na minha vida” and “eu sou imprestavel”, echoing the line "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo." Their recurring suicidal thoughts in posts like “pra 2026 eu quero ter coragem pra me matar” and “eu vou me matar” mirror the song’s intense despair and desire to escape themselves. There’s also a strong sense of not belonging and craving attention or genuine connection, seen in “eu so quero um pouco de atençao” and “meu sonho é algum dia ter algum amigo... eu ia ficar bem feliz”, which aligns with the song’s theme of feeling disconnected from others. Their bitterness and rage toward people and the world, as in “Vou matar e cremar todos que estão na sede da supercell”, sit alongside that vulnerability, much like the raw, conflicted emotion in Creep.

Your time travel destination

Your video game

Your spirit animal

Your (un)funny joke

Your superpower

Your fictional best friend

Your dream vacation

Your alternate career path

Your celebrity match

Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 22 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!
peiscadore
green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
Inactive followers? Check yours!
Fake/Bot followers? Check yours!
sponsored by Circleboom