Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally open: Frequently expresses desire for love and connection, e.g. “quero viver um romance” and “eu quero amar e ser amado”.
- Community oriented: Engages mutuals with games, tags, and family memes, like “Gartic phone dos mutuals, qm cola?” and the Twitter family post “Minha Twitter Família”.
- Creative artist: Draws consistently, opens commissions, and shares works-in-progress, e.g. “COMISSIONS ABERTAS RAPAZIADA” and character sketches like “meu personagem na minha próxima mesa de d&d”.
- Humorous playful: Uses exaggeration and memes for comic effect, such as “gente, vou começar a usar drogas pesadíssimas (instalei LoL)” and the long “abulabule…” joke “abulabulebulabulebulabule…”.
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for music and fandoms, e.g. Blind Guardian lyrics in “SO MANY CENTURIES, SO MANY GODS…” and posts like “como pode Blind Guardian ser a coisa mais perfeita já criada?”.
Weaknesses:
- Romance fixation: Timeline is heavily centered on needing a relationship, with repeated tweets like “quero viver um romance” and “só quero viver um romance”.
- Intense jealousy: Expresses strong resentment toward couples, e.g. “odeio casais felizes” and “PAAAAAAARA DE APARECER COISAS DE CASAL NO MEU INSTAGRAM”.
- Volatile anger: Uses aggressive phrasing when frustrated, such as “VAI TODO MUNDO TOMAR NO CU” and “EU QUERO MATAR ALGUÉM NESSA PORRA”.
- Self-deprecating: Speaks harshly about himself, reinforcing low self-image, e.g. “o Mateus é um lixo” and calling his private account “a coisa mais deprimente” in “minha priv é a coisa mais deprimente q existe pqp”.
- Validation seeking: Frequently asks for attention and reassurance via polls, games, and ‘biscoito’ posts, like “TA PODENDO FAZER POST BISCOITANDO??????????????????” and “oq eu sou pra vcs?? :( intimidador :) queria amigar…”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
The user most closely matches Milhouse Van Houten. Like Milhouse, they are extremely affectionate and openly desperate for romance, repeatedly tweeting things like “quero viver um romance” and “eu quero amar e ser amado”, and even raging at seeing happy couples: “odeio casais felizes”. There’s a strong sense of insecurity and longing for reciprocation that feels very Milhouse, shown in posts like “eu n escolheria nenhuma atriz, eu quero a mulher q me ame de forma recíproca” and “minha priv é a coisa mais deprimente q existe pqp”. At the same time, they’re earnest, nerdy and passionate about their interests (Blind Guardian, D&D, Roblox, drawing), much like Milhouse geeking out alongside Bart: see “eu sinto q se eu parar de desenhar eu vou enlouquecer” and the constant music stanning like “como pode Blind Guardian ser a coisa mais perfeita já criada?”. Even their tendency to be dramatic and over-the-top in frustration — for example “PAAAAAAARA DE APARECER COISAS DE CASAL NO MEU INSTAGRAM EU VO ME MATAAAAAAR” — fits Milhouse’s melodramatic, unlucky-in-love energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: despite being active online, their focus is on inner feelings and one‑to‑one connection rather than big social scenes, constantly yearning for a deep bond like in “quero viver um romance”, “só quero viver um romance 😭😭”, and “eu quero amar e ser amado”. They read as iNtuitive rather than Sensing: they’re absorbed in fantasy worlds, lyrics, and meaning—quoting Blind Guardian and power metal lines such as “SO MANY CENTURIES, SO MANY GODS WE WERE THE PRISIONERS OF OUR OWN FANTASY…” and “Now you all know the bards and their songs…”, and setting whimsical ‘metas’ like “ver o anoitecer na terra média” rather than concrete goals. They are clearly Feeling over Thinking: their timeline is driven by emotion—envy and pain around couples in “odeio casais felizes” and “PAAAAAAARA DE APARECER COISAS DE CASAL NO MEU INSTAGRAM EU VO ME MATAAAAAAR”, and a desire for reciprocal love in “eu n escolheria nenhuma atriz, eu quero a mulher q me ame de forma recíproca”. Their behavior is Perceiving rather than Judging: they come across as spontaneous and unstructured, jumping from drawing to games to random memes like “abulabulebulabulebulabulebulabule…”, installing LoL on a whim in “gente, vou começar a usar drogas pesadíssimas (instalei LoL)”, and improvising commissions and ‘biscoito’ posts without long-term planning. Overall, the romantic idealism, fantasy fixation, emotional intensity, and unstructured spontaneity are a strong match for INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting that you want to ‘viver um romance’ and someone to stay on call while you draw Lara Croft… if you want, I can be the one quietly hyping your art and loudly bullying anyone who doesn’t like Blind Guardian.
- You said you’d ‘give your ass to Bruce Dickinson’ and that it’s you and Hansi Kürsch against the world, but have you considered adding one more metalhead to your party so we can make our own “Night at the Opera” together?
- You train since 2022, cook all the time, play RPG and Gartic Phone, draw like crazy, and still think you’re unlucky in love… if romance had a perception check, I’d roll a nat 20 just to notice you first.
- Your tweet: ‘I want a woman who loves me reciprocally.’ My reply: I like Palmeiras, I respect Blind Guardian, I enjoy long calls while you draw Lara Croft, and I don’t block people for no reason—how’s that for mutual love stats?
- You keep screaming that you hate happy couples and that Instagram is torturing you with romance posts… we could fix that scientifically: we start dating, post our own cringe couple pics, and finally give the algorithm a good reason to annoy someone else.
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Palmeiras fan, Blind Guardian devotee & rookie illustrator. Once opened LoL instead of my sketchbook—still chasing romance and better drawings.– @PellegoSEP
Your signature cocktail
Blind Guardian Heartbreak Highball
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans, a strong Brazilian backbone for the Palmeiras fan who shouts “EU CANTO EU SOU PALMEIRAS ATÉ MORRER” and survives emotional overtimes like “EU QUERO MATAR ALGUÉM NESSA PORRA”. Green melon liqueur colors it in verdão vibes and a bit of playful sweetness for the guy posting “slk já já tô batendo 100 seguidores aq vlw a geral de vdd, amo vcs moots”. Passion fruit juice brings bright acidity and longing, mirroring his endless wish to “quero viver um romance” and “eu quero amar e ser amado”. A dash of saline solution represents the tears and saltiness of “odeio casais felizes” and the dramatic scroll through couple posts on Instagram in “PAAAAAAARA DE APARECER COISAS DE CASAL NO MEU INSTAGRAM”. Topped with ginger beer, it fizzes with chaotic, nerdy energy—perfect for someone who screams Blind Guardian lyrics like “IMAGINATIONS FROM THE OTHER SIIIIDEEEE” and alternates between cooking sprees and late-night Gartic Phone in “RAPAZIADA ESTOU COZINHANDO” and “BOOOORA GARTIC PHONE RPZD”. This drink is sweet, bitter, loud, and a little unhinged—just like a timeline that can go from “GENTE ASSUNTO SÉRIO quero viver um romance” to full-caps screaming in a single scroll.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Pellego’s timeline shows a strong longing for connection and consistent warmth toward others, which is very Hufflepuff. They repeatedly express a desire for mutual, steady affection rather than flashy romance, e.g. “eu n escolheria nenhuma atriz, eu quero a mulher q me ame de forma recíproca” and “eu quero amar e ser amado”, emphasizing reciprocity and emotional loyalty. They clearly value their mutuals, celebrating interaction and community in posts like “slk já já tô batendo 100 seguidores aq vlw a geral de vdd, amo vcs moots” and playful family/relationship memes such as “👨👩👧👦 Minha Twitter Família…”. Their work ethic and down-to-earth pride in improving at drawing and cooking appear in tweets like “eu sinto q se eu parar de desenhar eu vou enlouquecer”, “COMISSIONS ABERTAS RAPAZIADA, QUEM QUISER ENCOMENDAR UM DESENHO SÓ MANDAR DM”, and “mlk eu tô cozinhando MUITO”, reflecting patience and dedication. While there’s some dramatic venting about jealousy of couples and loneliness, it’s driven by a craving for stable companionship rather than ambition or glory, aligning far more with Hufflepuff’s loyalty, kindness, and hard work than with the defining traits of the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
The Bard's Song (In the Forest) - Blind Guardian
The song that best suits @PellegoSEP is The Bard's Song (In the Forest) by Blind Guardian. They constantly reference Blind Guardian and Hansi Kürsch, calling themselves the “Maior fã de blind guardian do site” and saying “é eu e o hansi kursch contra o mundo”, which strongly ties their identity to the band’s music and themes. The Bard's Song is nostalgic, emotional, and a bit melancholic, resonating with their repeated longing for love and connection, like “só quero viver um romance 😭😭” and “eu quero amar e ser amado”. The track’s atmosphere of fantasy and escapism fits with their RPG and D&D side, shown in tweets such as “domingo é dia de rpg de mesa” and their character art posts. They even quote the song directly: “Now you all know the bards and their songs... Let's sing the bard's song”, making it not just a thematic match, but a personal anthem.
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