Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense support for Corinthians and sports, e.g. reactions to matches like “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL PORRA @yuri_alberto TE AMOC CARALHOOO” and playful rivalry with Flamengo in “HAHA VAI CORINTHIANS PAU NO CU DO GABI GOL…”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Uses exaggerated, absurd stories and irony for humor, such as the bar fight story in “completei meus 18 faz pouco tempo… 15 caras veio pra cima de mim bati em 14” and joking identity in “não deixem ele saber que sou literalmente o zé prikito”.
- Caring friend: Explicitly describes doing a lot for others, e.g. “ninguém faz nada por mim mas eu faço de tudo pra todos” and shows concern and affection for specific people in posts like “quero abraçar ela e nunca mais soltar. eu sou muito carente, preciso de atenção”.
- Ambitious student: Talks about good grades and future plans, e.g. “tirei notas boas vou fazer engenharia mecanica e tentar sair daqui o mais rapido possivel” and celebrating success in “PASSEI PORRA VAMOS”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares mental state and vulnerabilities, like “DESCULPA A TODOS MINHA MENTE TA A MIL NÃO CONSIGO PENSAR E DORMIR VOU TOMAR REMEDIO CONTROLADO” and “sou paranoico demais as vezes”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Frequent explicit thoughts of self-harm, e.g. “talvez eu deveria cometer suicídio logo”, “nada dá certo nessa vida de bosta vou me matar e ninguem vai impedir”, and “um dia eu vou me matar e vou deixar de lembrança pra voces meu twitter”.
- Low self-esteem: Often calls himself useless or unlovable, as in “eu sou inutil”, “nenhuma mulher gosta de mim”, and “talvez eu seja o problema de tudo”.
- Social insecurity: Expresses difficulty with social skills and starting conversations, e.g. “eu te amo fala comigo puxa assunto faz algo eu nao tenho habilidade social pra isso” and longing for more real friends in “eu queria ter vários amigos de verdade e não só 1”.
- Emotional volatility: Swings quickly between affection and hostility, like praising then insulting the same player in “GOOOOOOOOOOL PORRA @yuri_alberto TE AMOC” and “vai se foder @yuri_alberto vai tomar no cu filho da puta”.
- Paranoid thinking: Mentions paranoia and feeling targeted, e.g. “sou paranoico demais as vezes” and “nada que eu faço dá certo e pra piorar tem gente querendo me foder mais ainda”.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
This user most closely matches Moe Szyslak. Like Moe, they mix dark, self-deprecating humor with very real loneliness and suicidal ideation, as seen in posts like “nada dá certo nessa vida de bosta vou me matar e ninguem vai impedir” and “um dia eu vou me matar e vou deixar de lembrança pra voces meu twitter”. They express feeling unlovable and unwanted while still craving affection, similar to Moe’s desperate need for connection: “nenhuma mulher gosta de mim” and “eu preciso beijar alguém de língua e depois passar um tempinho agarradinhos”. At the same time, they cover their pain with aggressive, foul-mouthed banter and sports obsession, much like Moe yelling at the TV about boxing or baseball, shown in tweets like “HAHA VAI CORINTHIANS PAU NO CU DO GABI GOL VAI SE FODER” and the rapid mood swing between “vai se foder @yuri_alberto” and “GOOOOOOOOOOL PORRA @yuri_alberto TE AMO”. Their mix of bitterness, vulnerability, and oddly sweet moments—like wanting a “pelúcia fofinha de cavalinhos” in “espero ganhar de presente felicidade e uma pelúcia fofinha de cavalinhos”—captures Moe’s rough exterior hiding a very fragile interior. Overall, they feel like Moe in a modern Brazilian timeline: depressed, loud, caustic, but clearly aching for love and a way out.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they repeatedly describe loneliness and difficulty initiating contact, e.g. “eu te amo fala comigo puxa assunto faz algo eu nao tenho habilidade social pra isso” and “eu queria ter vários amigos de verdade e não só 1”, and their life seems centered on online games and inner struggles rather than busy social events. They show Intuition (N) through exaggeration, fantasy and storytelling rather than just concrete facts, like the over‑the‑top bar fight story “bati em 14 e o ultimo saiu correndo” and the absurd island/karate narrative “como consequência disso sei lutar karate+”. Their decisions and self‑image are strongly value- and feeling-driven, pointing to Feeling (F): they constantly talk about love, worth and being hurt — “ninguém faz nada por mim mas eu faço de tudo pra todos. devo me matar” and “ela não sabe o que tá perdendo, isso sim. sou atlético… sou incrível do mesmo jeito porra” — and react emotionally rather than with detached logic. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they mention procrastination and lack of control rather than structure, like “missão do gta 6: entra nesse trem…” joking about chaos, and they oscillate between goals (engineering, football career regrets, gaming) without a clear long-term plan, despite occasionally saying things like “vou fazer engenharia mecanica e tentar sair daqui o mais rapido possivel”. The combination of intense inner emotional life, romantic longing, self‑deprecating humor, and imaginative exaggeration matches an INFP profile best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your musical taste was molded by Tony Hawk and racing games — so if I take you on a night drive blasting those soundtracks, does that unlock the secret ‘kiss the moreninho fofinho fortinho legalzinho’ achievement?
- You keep saying European football is ‘futebol de mocinha’, but if I asked you out to watch Corinthians together, would that be considered Libertadores or just the first leg of our relationship?
- You joked about wanting to delete WhatsApp, Twitter, Instagram, Fortnite, Roblox, Assetto Corsa and ‘just die’ — how about we start smaller: we delete our sadness, queue War Thunder or Forza, and I prove that real life co‑op with me has better content than any game?
- You said no woman likes you, but also that you’re an athletic, polite, altruistic, ‘moreninho fofinho fortinho legalzinho’ from Pernambuco who speaks Japanese and loves Hatsune Miku and Umamusume… I don’t think the problem is you, I think it’s that nobody gave me your @ sooner.
- Your wishlist for 2026 was ‘finish the year alive without hacks (antidepressants)’ — allow me to be the legitimate buff: hugs, Corinthians screams, anime talk, and someone who actually answers ‘who thinks about you?’ with ‘me, every damn day.’
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18 | Pernambuco. Future mechanical engineer powered by Corinthians, Vocaloid and racing games. Once missed Robux because my bank said no.– @penismole1212
Your signature cocktail
Corinthians Crybaby Highball
This drink starts with cachaça infused with black coffee for the late‑night overthinking, like when they say “DESCULPA A TODOS MINHA MENTE TA A MIL NÃO CONSIGO PENSAR E DORMIR VOU TOMAR REMEDIO CONTROLADO”. Guaraná soda brings hyper Brazilian, football‑watching energy, screaming things like “HAHA VAI CORINTHIANS PAU NO CU DO GABI GOL” even while life’s on fire. The blue curaçao is the anime/gamer brainrot and colorful escapism behind posts like “todos querem ser umamusume!” and “e eu que não tiro a foto da hatsune miku por nada”. A dash of saline is pure bitterness and tears, echoing “ninguém faz nada por mim mas eu faço de tudo pra todos. devo me matar” and “quando algo dá errado eu serei julgado até o último dia da minha vida”. Finally, the lime peel flame is that tiny spark of swagger and survival—this is still the guy who brags “completei meus 18 faz pouco tempo… 15 caras veio pra cima de mim bati em 14” and dreams out loud with “wishlist 2026 terminar o ano vivo sem usar hack (remedios antidepressivos”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a strong Gryffindor-like mix of emotional intensity, impulsiveness, and a kind of everyday hero complex. They fantasize about bar-fight bravado in “completei meus 18... 15 caras veio pra cima de mim bati em 14 e o ultimo saiu correndo”, and they celebrate risk and adrenaline in racing movies, snapping at critics with “a emoção ta na porra das corridas, se você não sentiu nada com elas, o erro esta em você e nao no filme. va se foder”. Their football passion is loud, confrontational, and tribal, e.g. “HAHA VAI CORINTHIANS PAU NO CU DO GABI GOL VAI SE FODER SO VIVE NA BANHEIRA” and the whiplash shift between “vai se foder @yuri_alberto vai tomar no cu filho da puta” and “GOOOOOO... @yuri_alberto TE AMOC CARALHOOO”, which reflects passionate, impulsive loyalty typical of Gryffindors. Even when in deep distress, they frame their struggle in dramatic, almost martyr-like terms such as “quando algo dá errado eu serei julgado até o último dia da minha vida” and the wish to face life "without hacks" in “wishlist 2026 terminar o ano vivo sem usar hack (remedios antidepressivos”, suggesting a pride in enduring hardship head-on. While there are hints of ambition and self-criticism, the dominant pattern is hot-blooded courage, intense emotions, and a tendency to throw themselves into conflicts and causes, aligning more with Gryffindor than the other houses.
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Fake Plastic Trees - Radiohead
A song that fits them well is Fake Plastic Trees by Radiohead, because it mixes vulnerability, numbness, and self‑mockery in a way that mirrors their timeline. They oscillate between suicidal ideation and dark humor, as in “nada dá certo nessa vida de bosta vou me matar e ninguem vai impedir” and “um dia eu vou me matar e vou deixar de lembrança pra voces meu twitter”, which echoes the song’s exhausted despair. There’s a strong sense of feeling used and unappreciated in “ninguém faz nada por mim mas eu faço de tudo pra todos. devo me matar”, like the emotional emptiness in the lyrics. At the same time, they cling to small loves and obsessions—Corinthians, anime, Vocaloid, games, and crushes—as coping mechanisms, shown in posts like “ninguém disse que me ama mas tá de boa aqui é Corinthianskkkkkkkkk” and “eu preciso beijar alguém de língua e depois passar um tempinho agarradinhos”. That mix of irony, romantic yearning, and quiet collapse under pressure is exactly the emotional territory of Fake Plastic Trees.
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