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Your Simpsons character
The account’s mix of dark humor, rebellion, and reckless honesty lines up most closely with Bart Simpson. They’re irreverent and provocative, with posts like “stop dick riding people its boooring!!! (unless it’s me… yeah, keep going oomf… ngh~ I im getting close… faster!)” and “eat my entire asshole sybau” echoing Bart’s constant boundary‑pushing. Their casual troublemaking energy shows up in tweets such as “my ana hack is that I’ve smoked so much weed that now I can’t eat without it 10/10 wld recommend” and “love when I’m getting cracked and bfs mum decides it’s the perfect time to pop her head in the window for some reason”. At the same time, there’s obvious underlying hurt and family conflict, like “I wish I had siblings so my dad had other people to fuck with instead of just me bwo” and “tfw ur stepdad threatens to call the cops on you for existing”, which fits Bart’s mix of clowning and genuine pain. Their impulsive, chaotic, yet oddly loyal and self-aware vibe feels much more Bart than any other main character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly interact with online friends and seem energized by social drama and attention, e.g. asking for moots and engagement in “erm…. does anyone wanna be insta moots” and joking about posting content for their followers in “if I started posting my cvts again wld that be weird or wld yall be into it..”. Their focus is more Intuitive than Sensing; they move quickly from specific events to broader meanings or takes, like reflecting on how TikToks are “people’s lives and memories” in “Someone posted a tiktok n captioned it summer memories n now all I can think about is that these stupid little videos are peoples lives and memories and now I hate tiktok”, and musing about cultural issues in “Why does like no one care that nazi ideals are becoming mainstream in Australia like what”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: tweets are driven by emotion, hurt, and affection rather than detached logic, such as “literally want to kms but it’s not ur problem bro dw!!” and the excitement in “A GIRL IN CLASS SAID IM REALLY PRETTY”, even when wrapped in harsh or joking language. The chaotic, spur‑of‑the‑moment tone points to Perceiving: they react in the moment instead of planning, seen in impulsive complaints like “I’m not gonna have power for the next 6 hours KILL ME” and quickly shifting interests from art to games to relationship drama as in “Someone tell me why when we get around his friends I just cease to exist to him”. Overall, their energetic online presence, emotional intensity, abstract reflections, and spontaneity are most consistent with ENFP.

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Australian teen, art-fight enjoyer & Uma Musume addict. Once walked 10 hours in the city for blisters and a TV Girl lighter. Opinions, cigarettes, & gacha.– @PennysSpit

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The vodka shot infused with chili flakes captures their blunt, sometimes vicious bite and chaotic humor, like “stop dick riding people its boooring!!! (unless it’s me… yeah, keep going oomf… ngh~ I im getting close… faster!)” and “eat my entire asshole sybau”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark sweetness for the softer, attention-craving side that lights up when someone is kind, as in “A GIRL IN CLASS SAID IM REALLY PRETTY” and loving bits like “bf left a smoke for me in his room before he left I love him so much”. Grapefruit juice brings a sharp, bitter-sour tang that mirrors their anxiety, anger, and body/ED struggles reflected in “OPEN PINNED gw:50kg ugw:30kg” and lines like “literally want to kms but it’s not ur problem bro dw!!”. A dash of absinthe represents the surreal, slightly unhinged, chronically-online vibe seen in “guy….. look at what just showed up” and their gacha / game obsession like “GOD PACK GOD PACK GOD PACK AHHHHHHHHHH”. Finally, the charcoal sugar rim is sweet-coated darkness for the self-destructive edge of shedtwt and SH references such as “I need my fucking blades back man” and “queen of shedtwt ifb 7teen!!!”, making the drink look cute while hinting at something much heavier underneath.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show strong Slytherin traits: ambition, edge, and ruthless self‑preservation, especially around body image and control, like in the bio "gw:50kg ugw:30kg" and calling themself "queen of shedtwt" which signals competitive status‑seeking in a harmful community. They frequently use sharp, cutting language and social dominance, e.g. dismissing others with lines like “babe this is how u get groomed wtaf are u doing” and “eat my entire asshole sybau”, which reflects Slytherin’s confrontational, ‘don’t-cross-me’ vibe. There is also a pragmatic, almost calculating attitude to harmful coping, such as “my ana hack is that I’ve smoked so much weed that now I can’t eat without it 10/10 wld recommend”, showing resourcefulness twisted toward self‑destructive goals rather than idealism. Even their relationships are framed in terms of power and recognition, like feeling erased when around their boyfriend’s friends in “Someone tell me why when we get around his friends I just cease to exist to him”, then triumphantly claiming status with “HE POSTED ME FOR GF DAY I WIN SO HARD”. While there are flashes of humor and vulnerability, the overall pattern is sharp, survival‑oriented, and status‑aware, aligning most closely with Slytherin over the other houses.

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A well-known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by Marina. Their bio, “queen of shedtwt ifb 7teen!!!”, and location note “gw:50kg ugw:30kg” reflect the obsessive body/ED themes and messy teenage self-destruction that run through the song. They joke about extreme coping and self-harm, like “I need my fucking blades back man” and “literally want to kms but it’s not ur problem bro dw!!”, mirroring the track’s fixation on death, pain, and numbness. Their complicated family situation and loneliness, such as “tfw ur stepdad threatens to call the cops on you for existing” and “I wish I had siblings so my dad had other people to fuck with instead of just me bwo”, match the song’s alienated teen narrative. Even their flashes of vanity and insecurity, like the BMI tweet “IM 10CM TALLER THAN I THOIGHT I WAS??? IM LIKE 10 BMI POINTS SMALLER THAN I THOUGHT OH MY GOF”, capture the mix of self-hatred, dark humor, and performance that Teen Idle is all about.

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