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Your Simpsons character
This user matches Lisa Simpson most closely: sharp, opinionated, and very online-brained while still openly sentimental about her fixations. Like Lisa ranting about media and morality, they dissect fandom takes and call people out, e.g. complaining about Hazbin fans being judgmental in “i hate hate hate hazbintwt whys everyone 38 and filled w such judgmental decorum” and mocking shallow tastes in “LTN bitches behind me talkimg ab walter boys, tsip, and twilight..like get a FUCKING personality”. They’re intensely attached to niche media and characters the way Lisa is to jazz and books, gushing in “i love tcoaal i love tcoaal i love tcoaal… wearing my shirt soon” and “THE SIR PENTIOUS PLUSH GABE GOT ME IS ON THE WAY AND WILL BE THERE ON TUESDAY YAYAYAYYA THANK YOU”. There’s also a self-aware, slightly alienated intellectual streak, visible in lines like “purest love is online… its the only way people can be truthful” and the way they overanalyze character interpretations in “i hate how ppl interpert her as an evil succubus when she doesnt even wanna have sex w her brother my little babyyy”. Even when they’re abrasive or vulgar, it comes across as a smart, frustrated young person navigating a world (and fandom) they feel smarter and more sincere than, which is very Lisa-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they openly share daily life, emotions, and invite interaction, e.g. asking for connections and servers like “does anyone have a hazbin server where everyone is..yknow..under 36” and casually narrating multitasking social activities in “cooking, tweeting, drinking, discording, playing games..the regular ykyk”. Their focus on fandom discourse, interpretations, and community dynamics over concrete facts suggests Intuition: they debate character portrayals and meta-readings such as “i want to play more tcoaal i love ashley shes so cute i hate how ppl interpert her as an evil succubus when she doesnt even wanna have sex w her brother” and question narrative intent in “does tokomaru incest fit in the ‘you know better than the writers’?”. They come off as strongly Feeling-oriented: many posts are emotional, value-driven, and relational rather than logical, like defending women and calling out perceived misogyny in “velvette, who she resides with, and her hair are all based 😂😂 just admit u hate women” and reacting viscerally to others in “LTN bitches behind me talkimg ab walter boys, tsip, and twilight..like get a FUCKING personality…”. Their timeline feels spontaneous, chaotic, and in-the-moment rather than structured or planned, reflecting Perceiving: they jump between topics (Hazbin, TCOAAL, ED servers, drinks) in quick succession such as “im all out of friends i might just join edtwt servers because theyre easy to befriend usually” and impulsively reacting with posts like “shut the fuck up”. Overall, the combination of high social engagement, abstract fandom/meta focus, emotionally charged value judgments, and improvisational tweeting fits ENFP best.

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Hazbin & Sir Pentious enjoyer, TCOAAL defender, part-time ranter. Once got blocked by Hazbin fans in under a week—still here, still loud.– @PentiousAegyo

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is sharp, dramatic, and a little unhinged, just like a girl who yells about Hazbin while worshipping a snakey inventor, so the spiced rum is for her chaotic, energetic posting about Sir Pentious and Hazbin Hotel, like “THE SIR PENTIOUS PLUSH GABE GOT ME IS ON THE WAY” and “this is NOT hazbin hotel!!!”. The blackberry liqueur brings a dark sweetness for her very online romanticism and stan energy, as in “purest love is online no im not joking or larping im srs” and her dreamy devotion to TCOAAL in “i love tcoaal i love tcoaal i love tcoaal… wearing my shirt soon”. Grapefruit soda adds a bitter-sparkling edge for her biting, funny insults and venting, like calling people “owala having summer friday wearing cunts 😂😂” and tweeting “shut the fuck up” with zero hesitation. A dash of absinthe represents her slightly deranged, niche-fandom brainrot and references to EDtwt and weird ships, such as “does tokomaru incest fit in the ‘you know better than the writers’?” and “im all out of friends i might just join edtwt servers”. Finally, the edible glitter rim mirrors her feminine, pop-girly aesthetic obsession with Lucy and Britney, shown in “who’s in your pfps? discord: britney spears… instagram: lucy” and her proud declaration “im a female and i like sir pentious pls follow me ifb please 🙏”.

Your Hogwarts House
They present as sharp, status-aware, and focused on carving out a niche in a hostile online space, which aligns strongly with Slytherin’s ambition and self-preservation. They openly acknowledge social maneuvering and image, joking about using an ED community for easier social access: “im all out of friends i might just join edtwt servers because theyre easy to befriend usually”, which shows strategic thinking rather than pure friendliness. Their hostility toward people they see as basic or normie, e.g. “LTN bitches behind me talkimg ab walter boys, tsip, and twilight..like get a FUCKING personality you owala having summer friday wearing cunts 😂😂 i hope u see me typing this”, reflects a strong in-group/out-group mentality and a desire to distinguish themselves. They are also comfortable embracing controversial or taboo topics (like jokes about incest discourse and ed-twt) and leaning into edginess, such as “people are attracted to feet and babies who gaf about voices?? like obviously. stop posting dumb shit”, showing disregard for conventional norms. Even in fandom drama, they treat conflict as something to push through and win rather than avoid, as seen in “not even a week in hazbintwt and multiple ppl have me blocked, getting hate comments every 5 seconds..”, which suggests resilience and thick skin typical of Slytherin over the more harmony-seeking Hufflepuff or purely cerebral Ravenclaw.

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Marina’s Primadonna fits them because it’s all about loud, dramatic self-expression and owning being a little unhinged online, which matches posts like “LTN bitches behind me talkimg ab walter boys, tsip, and twilight..like get a FUCKING personality you owala having summer friday wearing cunts 😂😂”. The song’s tongue-in-cheek self-obsession mirrors how they gush over their fixations, like “i love tcoaal i love tcoaal i love tcoaal... wearing my shirt soon” and “THE SIR PENTIOUS PLUSH GABE GOT ME IS ON THE WAY AND WILL BE THERE ON TUESDAY YAYAYAYYA THANK YOU”. There’s also a bratty, performative confidence in tweets such as “coke zero is 2 sweet.. normal coke is nasty tew i drink diet coke because as a skinny woman i naturally rescind all fatness and do not crave such debauchery”, which fits the song’s glam, hyper-feminine persona. At the same time, their frequent complaints about fandom drama and being blocked, like “not even a week in hazbintwt and multiple ppl have me blocked, getting hate comments every 5 seconds..”, echo the emotional chaos and attention-fueled desperation in the lyrics. Overall, Primadonna captures their mix of fandom obsession, theatrical online presence, and self-aware messiness.

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