Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty observer: Shows sharp, funny takes on small details, like “why the fuck does lowercase g look like that” and “i like when a band plays a song a little faster live than on the album”.
- Passionate fan: Expresses deep enthusiasm for music and games, e.g. “ichillin forever ichillin until the heat death of the universe” and praise for MAGO, Why Not, Red Velvet, and Wilco in multiple tweets.
- Self-aware: Openly analyzes own patterns and phases, like “going through my bi yearly ‘suspecting autism’ phase” and acknowledging hubris in “just yesterday i said i never get sick and i am being punished terribly for my hubris”.
- Critical thinker: Engages thoughtfully with media and mechanics, such as interpreting Deltarune in “maybe the bit in chapter 3 where you switch controllers foreshadows a part later where the player/soul control switches from kris to someone else?” and critiquing k‑pop trends in several tweets.
- Emotionally honest: Candid about mental and physical state, e.g. “awesome that i get a full week every month where i am filled with a gnawing hopeless despair and also my boobs hurt” and “i feel bad so im gonna taje a higher than normal dose of melatonin and try to have weird dreams”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Uses harsh self-talk, like bio “guy who’s not gonna make it voice:” and “fucking up at work and im fat girl pick a struggle”.
- Bleak humor: Jokes about harm and despair, such as “has attempted before” and “1 like and i blow my brains out in the lab”.
- Health neglect: Downplays or treats health issues casually, e.g. “there’s some mysterious thing happening with me physically” and “why did the doctor ask what can i do for you? girl i don’t know you made me come here”.
- Work resentment: Holds intense hostility toward job conditions, like “30 minute unpaid lunch break means we would shoot you in the head if we could” and “nothing more insulting than the 30min unpaid lunch”.
- Risky coping: Leans on questionable coping methods, such as “side perk of working nights is drinking at 9am” and intentionally taking extra melatonin in “i feel bad so im gonna taje a higher than normal dose of melatonin”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read David Foster Wallace, joke about roaming Silverlake with two copies of Infinite Jest in their backpack, and overthink everything from economics quizzes to Deltarune lore, which fits Lisa’s bookish, hyper-analytical personality: “peak of self actualization happened for me in college when i was roaming silverlake with two copies of infinite jest in my backpack” and “and i love david foster wallace but do we have to be so quirky all the time”. Their emotional intensity and tendency toward self-critical humor and despair mirror Lisa’s bouts of existential angst and depressive spirals, like when they say “turns out if you dont work toward your goals you dont get what you want. did anyone else know about this” and “awesome that i get a full week every month where i am filled with a gnawing hopeless despair and also my boobs hurt”. They’re deeply into niche music and media—K‑pop deep cuts, Undertale/Deltarune theory, cult games like OFF—which suits Lisa’s artsy, slightly pretentious taste: “like it’s crazy how good yankee hotel foxtrot is just front to back perfect” and “i finished undertale again and oh my godddd i thibk i forgot how good it is”. The snarky but principled edge—hating 30‑minute unpaid lunches and PG&E, making jokes about cutting off men in traffic, and not caring if idols can technically sing—echoes Lisa’s moral streak filtered through more jaded adult humor: “30 minute unpaid lunch break means we would shoot you in the head if we could” and “pg&e you are my enemy”. Overall, they feel like a grown-up Lisa who kept the intelligence and ideals but picked up more gallows humor, niche fandoms, and a very online layer of self-deprecation.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as an introvert (I) who spends a lot of time in their own head, focused on niche interests and inner experiences rather than social performance, like replaying indie RPGs and analyzing them (“i finished undertale again and oh my godddd i thibk i forgot how good it is. im having big feelings”, “i finished earthbound even with how much people talk it up i was impressed!!”) and musing about their own Tumblr curation (“my tumblr reblogs are so carefully curated i go to look at them like an art gallery”). Their interests and humor are driven by patterns, symbolism, and big-picture takes rather than concrete, practical details, pointing to intuition (N)—for example, speculative lore analysis in games (“#deltarune maybe the bit in chapter 3 where you switch controllers foreshadows a part later where the player/soul control switches from kris to someone else?”) and meta jokes about self-actualization and goals (“turns out if you dont work toward your goals you dont get what you want. did anyone else know about this”). Their tone emphasizes feelings, values, and personal attachment—gushing about songs as “one of the best ever” (“not only is mago by far the best song to come out of that retro trend in 2020 it is one of the best kpop songs ever and im not joking”) or getting “big feelings” from Undertale—and they’re openly self-deprecating and sensitive about body, mood, and identity (“awesome that i get a full week every month where i am filled with a gnawing hopeless despair and also my boobs hurt”), which fits feeling (F) over detached logic. They also show flexible, somewhat chaotic lifestyle patterns—joking about disastrous sleep schedules (“im doing ubermensch sleep cycle but my own version where you sleep 16 hours a day in 2 4 hour blocks and it ruins your life”), impulse behaviors like eating a salt packet (“horrible calf cramp earlier possibly explains yesterday’s impulse to eat a salt packet”), and generally reacting in the moment rather than emphasizing structure or planning—indicating perceiving (P). The combination of introspective, value-heavy, and slightly chaotic creative energy, plus deep emotional attachment to media and characters (“kris is my favorite in deltarune they are so charming. wish i wasnt subjecting them to the horrors but well what can you do”), is most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘being 28 makes a man evil,’ but I’m just trying to be the girl at work who’s clearly flirting, not ‘just being nice in a girl way’—how am I doing so far?
- If you’re roaming Silverlake with two copies of Infinite Jest in your backpack, I’ll show up with a portable CD player, Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, and the entire LOONA discography downloaded—together we can be insufferable in, like, a really hot way.
- You like when bands play songs a little faster live—if we ever see STAYC or Red Velvet together, I promise to match the tempo of your excitement, even if it means screaming about ‘Cheeky Icy Thang’ until security asks us to leave.
- You mask up when you ‘just look like shit,’ take melatonin to farm weird dreams, and get a whole week of hopeless despair plus boob pain every month—statistically speaking, you deserve at least one cute person who thinks all of that is extremely endearing. I volunteer as tribute.
- You beating the Roaring Knight after 8 hours, finishing Earthbound and Undertale, and dissecting Deltarune lore tells me two things: 1) you do not quit, and 2) you’re dangerously good at picking apart stories—so if we went out, would you like to analyze our lore over avocado toast and a white Monster, or should we skip straight to the ‘impenetrable girl group backstory’ stage?
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Your new Twitter bio
K‑pop & indie critic in the wild. Once roamed Silverlake with two copies of Infinite Jest; now overanalyzing girl groups, games, and economics quizzes.– @pepsidog_
Your signature cocktail
Melancholy Hill But Make It K‑Pop
This drink is bright but a little unhinged, like someone who says “side perk of working nights is drinking at 9am” while tweeting “being 28 makes a man evil”. The soju with green tea nods to their deep K‑pop brain—stanning LOONA, gfriend, STAYC, Red Velvet, and more in tweets like “i miss red velvet :(( really one of the greatest discographies in kpop” and “ichillin forever ichillin until the heat death of the universe”. Grapefruit juice with sea salt captures the mix of sour humor and weird body complaints, from “horrible calf cramp earlier possibly explains yesterday’s impulse to eat a salt packet” to “awesome that i get a full week every month where i am filled with a gnawing hopeless despair and also my boobs hurt”. Elderflower liqueur is the pretty, slightly pretentious note for the person who once reached “peak of self actualization” “roaming silverlake with two copies of infinite jest in my backpack” and complains “and i love david foster wallace but do we have to be so quirky all the time”. A splash of energy drink (white Monster coded) honors “fuckkk i want a white monster so bad” and their chaotic game‑marathoning in Undertale/Deltarune/Off tweets like “finally finally beat roaring knight god damn that took forever”. The dash of bitters is for the self‑deprecating, dark, lab-rat vibe—“30 minute unpaid lunch break means we would shoot you in the head if we could” and “has attempted before”—making the cocktail strong, slightly bitter, but still weirdly comforting, like a band playing your favorite song “a little faster live than on the album” in this tweet.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Maddy shows strong Ravenclaw traits: a mix of sharp wit, niche cultural knowledge, and analytical thinking. They frequently dissect media with specific, thoughtful opinions, like calling MAGO "by far the best song to come out of that retro trend" in K‑pop and one of the best ever in the genre (“not only is mago by far the best song to come out of that retro trend in 2020 it is one of the best kpop songs ever and im not joking”) or praising the construction of Orange Caramel’s music (“i love orange caramel magical girl it’s just an excellently constructed song very fun and it’s so cute how fucked up the high notes are in the chorus”). They also show a love of learning and theory, treating econ quizzes with amused awareness of underlying concepts (“i love economics i take a quiz and all the questions are ‘true or false: countries engage in trade because it is beneficial to them’”) and spinning meta-narrative speculation about Deltarune’s mechanics and foreshadowing (“maybe the bit in chapter 3 where you switch controllers foreshadows a part later where the player/soul control switches from kris to someone else?”). Their humor is very verbal and conceptual—e.g., describing a harmony as an "empty glass" (“i like when a harmony sounds like an empty glass”) or doing a bit about an “ubermensch sleep cycle” in a self-aware, philosophical way (“im doing ubermensch sleep cycle but my own version where you sleep 16 hours a day in 2 4 hour blocks and it ruins your life”). While there are flashes of Gryffindor-ish recklessness (“i cut men off in traffic on purpose because they deserve it btw”), their core identity is built around introspection, media analysis, and clever commentary rather than bold heroics or raw ambition. Overall, the combination of niche fandom deep dives, meta-analysis, and dry, brainy humor fits Ravenclaw most convincingly.
Your movie
Your song
Kids - MGMT
The best fit is Kids by MGMT, which they themselves call a top-tier song: “kids by mgmt top 5 songs ever written”. The track’s mix of bright, playful sound with an undercurrent of dread and nostalgia mirrors their blend of humor and existential anxiety, like when they joke about work and despair in “turns out if you dont work toward your goals you dont get what you want. did anyone else know about this” and “awesome that i get a full week every month where i am filled with a gnawing hopeless despair and also my boobs hurt”. Their bio (“guy who’s not gonna make it voice”) and posts about self-sabotage and mental health, such as “has attempted before”, fit the song’s tension between youthful possibility and creeping doom. At the same time, their enthusiasm for art, games, and music—like “i finished undertale again and oh my godddd i thibk i forgot how good it is. im having big feelings” and “like it’s crazy how good yankee hotel foxtrot is just front to back perfect”—matches the song’s almost childlike wonder. Kids captures that exact mix of irony, sincerity, nostalgia, and low-key crisis that runs through their timeline.
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