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The user’s obsessive love of food, especially random items like bananas and fried rice ("I really like bananas they’re radioactive and good for you one of my favorite snacks"; "I have a very intimate and close connection to fried rice"), mirrors Homer’s endless appetite for donuts and anything edible. Their self‑described shut‑in lifestyle and lack of a conventional job ("I don’t go to school nor do I have a job but im almost the highest rank in guilty gear so it’s #cool") echo Homer’s frequent laziness and indifference to work. The user’s whimsical, nonsensical statements such as "I invented the microwave now" and "The world would be better if we gave everyone unagi sauce" capture Homer’s goofy, absurd humor. Their occasional angry outbursts ("I am so mad I am feelibg the rage!! Im gonna rage!!! I feel a storm of frustration!!! #imsomad") reflect Homer’s frequent temper flares. Finally, the desire to stay unemployed while dreaming of being rich ("I wish to remain unemployed but I also want to be the richest of all time") fits Homer’s love of leisure and fantasies of easy wealth.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user appears introverted, preferring solitary activities and expressing a self‑identifying shut‑in identity, as in "I don’t go to school nor do I have a job but im almost the highest rank in guilty gear so it’s #cool" and "I wish to remain unemployed but I also want to be the richest of all time". Their content is highly imaginative and abstract, focusing on whimsical ideas like "One day we will all become jellyfish and flob about peacefully" and "I have a very intimate and close connection to fried rice", indicating a preference for intuition over concrete sensing. Emotional language dominates their decision‑making, with statements such as "I am so mad I am feeling the rage!! Im gonna rage!!! I feel a storm of frustration!!! #imsomad" and "Being mean is so normalized nowadays and frankly I don’t like that", showing a Feeling orientation. The posting style is spontaneous and unstructured, jumping from topic to topic without a clear plan, exemplified by rapid shifts like "Bananas get too much hate that should all be directed to pickles" followed by "Today’s Mandate: 𝓢𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓬𝑒", suggesting a Perceiving preference. Combining introversion, intuition, feeling, and perceiving points to the INFP type, which aligns with the user’s creative, value‑driven, and free‑spirited expression.

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Touhou & Guilty Gear fan, gaming & anime enthusiast, self‑declared bread‑banana connoisseur. 🍞🍌 Once baked banana‑bread—still weirdly tasty. 🎮– @percalator4

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail, the "Banana Bread Bliss", mixes toasted‑bread simple syrup with banana liqueur, milk and a splash of bourbon, finished with a pinch of cinnamon. It captures the shut‑in’s love for carbs, echoing the bio line "The #1 shut in with an obsessive love for bread" and the tweet "I really like bananas they’re radioactive and good for you". The creamy milk and sweet cookie‑like texture nod to "just had some cookies #realshit", while the bourbon’s warm bite mirrors the raging tweet "I am so mad I am feelibg the rage!! Im gonna rage!!! I feel a storm of frustration!!! #imsomad". Overall it’s a cozy, nostalgic sip for a gamer who says "I don’t go to school nor do I have a job but im almost the highest rank in guilty gear so it’s #cool", perfect for enjoying life inside a little mushroom.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly expresses personal ambition, such as wanting "to be the richest of all time" while remaining unemployed ("I wish to remain unemployed but I also want to be the richest of all time"), which aligns with Slytherin's drive for success. They also showcase a competitive spirit, boasting about being "almost the highest rank in guilty gear" and claiming to be "the #1 shut in with an obsessive love for bread," indicating a desire to excel in their niche. Their self‑promotion and strategic self‑justification – for example, "You’re not ‘useless’ or ‘lazy’ for laying down all day you’re actually generating good luck" – demonstrates the cunning and resourcefulness typical of Slytherins. While occasional self‑deprecation appears ("I have no name for I am but 2 days old"), the overall tone is one of ambition, self‑advancement, and clever manipulation, hallmarks of the Slytherin house.

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The bio 'The #1 shut in with an obsessive love for bread' and tweets like 'I don’t go to school nor do I have a job but im almost the highest rank in guilty gear so it’s #cool' show a self‑identified outsider who spends most of their time alone, just like the song’s narrator who feels like a creep and a weirdo. Their frequent self‑deprecating remarks such as 'I am so mad I am feeling the rage!! Im gonna rage!!!' and the defensive line 'You’re not ‘useless’ or ‘lazy’ for laying down all day you’re actually generating good luck' echo the song’s themes of alienation and low self‑esteem. The quirky, off‑beat content of tweets about fried rice, bananas, and random memes ('I have a very intimate and close connection to fried rice', 'Bananas get too much hate that should all be directed to pickles') further emphasizes the feeling of being different from the norm, matching the lyrical sentiment of feeling out of place. Overall, the combination of a shut‑in lifestyle, oddball humor, and a sense of not fitting in makes Creep a fitting anthem.

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