Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares distress and panic, like “im genueienly having a oanic atayck over my weihgt slmeksn help”, instead of hiding feelings.
- Community‑oriented: Actively seeks connection and interaction through moot hunts and ifb, e.g. “MOOT HUNT DAY 3!! IM SUPER COOL PLS FOLLOW ME…” and multiple intro posts.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and playful exaggeration, like “everyone look at fatty fatty fatasses breakfast” and the basement roleplay tweet “heh...i i'm stuck in m my alpha's basement..!”.
- Self‑aware: Recognizes the severity of their situation, saying “This ed has gotten to the point that i start panicking about having literally any food at all”.
- Boundary‑setting: States clear DNI preferences and discomforts, such as “dni T.R.A.S.H. & ifb” and explaining that fat jokes directed at them are triggering “fat jokes trigger me when they're directed to me”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑hatred: Repeatedly insults their body and self, e.g. “I look like a fat fucking chud today” and “everyone say hi to fatty mcfat fat of edtwt”.
- Disordered‑eating: Extremely restrictive and obsessive patterns, like “so far...going for 48hrs!” and “its getting so bad that even 100 calories is too much in my brain”.
- Crisis‑coping: Talks about self‑harm and extreme reactions to stress, e.g. “I will literally cut again if someone got me a vape or some weed PLEASE” and “can someone like actually end me ive eaten 800 kcals today”.
- External‑validation: Strong reliance on others’ attention and approval, as seen in “IM DESPERATEEEE ANYONE AS MENTALLY ILL AS ME PLEASE DATE ME… SLIDE IN MY DMS” and repeated follower‑count celebration tweets.
- Catastrophic‑thinking: Uses all‑or‑nothing and extreme language about food and weight, like “why is my life just a constant cycle of binge and starve” and “new years resolution is to lose a concerning amount of weight”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially a darker, more self-critical version of her. Like Lisa, they are highly self-aware and analytical about their inner world, obsessing over details such as calories and weight, as seen in posts like “all i think about is calories. i cant ever stop thinking about calories.” and “This ed has gotten to the point that i start panicking about having literally any food at all”. They also feel alienated and misunderstood by peers, similar to how Lisa often feels isolated at school, reflected in tweets like “hiding in the school bathroom again because people eating nearby triggers me (im so cooked)” and “hiding in the school bathroom again because my group hates me because i came out about how i have an ed”. Their sensitivity and strong emotional reactions—such as “why cant i just be skinny ive been breaking down over this for legit 4 hours now”—mirror Lisa’s intensity when she fixates on moral, social, or personal issues. Even their dark humor and intellect-driven fandom interests (PJSK, OMORI, BSD, etc.) echo Lisa’s combination of creativity, introspection, and feeling "too much" for the environment around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): although very active online, they repeatedly describe hiding and withdrawing in real life, e.g. “hiding in the school bathroom again because people eating nearby triggers me (im so cooked)” and “hashtag hiding in the school bathroom again because my group hates me because i came out about how i have an ed”, showing social overstimulation and anxiety. Their posts emphasize emotional states, body image fears, and imagined scenarios (like wanting to be “a bare skeleton” or joking basement fantasies) more than concrete problem‑solving, pointing to Intuition (N), e.g. “I want to carve away all my skin and flesh and fat and muscle i just dont want anything i wanna be a bare skeleton”. They clearly prioritize feelings over detached logic, using intense emotional language and sensitivity to others’ behavior, such as “abusers like you dont deserve to be happy <3” and “why cant i just be skinny ive been breaking down over this for legit 4 hours now”, indicating Feeling (F). Their life appears chaotic and reactive rather than structured: cycles of binge/starve, sudden fasts, and fluctuating goals like “why is my life just a constant cycle of binge and starve” and “so far...going for 48hrs!” suggest Perceiving (P) over strict long‑term planning. Overall, their intense inner emotional world, self‑expression, and lack of consistent structure align most closely with INFP rather than more organized or detached types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep calling yourself ‘fatty mcfat fat’ and ‘worstana’, but if we’re being real, the only thing you’re actually overweight in is personality stats, because your tweets are literally maxed out in charisma and chaos.
- You said your New Year’s resolution was to ‘lose a concerning amount of weight’—counteroffer: what if we just lose a concerning amount of time trauma-dumping about PJSK, Omori, and BSD together instead?
- You’re out here panicking over calories, hiding in school bathrooms, and still managing to say ‘I’d be such a pretty guy without all this fat’—I already see the pretty guy, actually. The rest is just your brain being mean as hell.
- You want someone to lock you in their basement with only ice cubes and vitamin gummies, but plot twist: I’d rather lock you in a room with comfy blankets, orange juice you don’t count, and enough reassurance that you never tweet ‘I wanna be a bare skeleton’ again.
- Your grandma bought you a dress, your grandpa’s being weird, you’re lactose intolerant, scoliosis is beefing with your spine, and somehow your biggest insult to yourself is ‘chungus’—honestly, with that level of dark comedy you’re exactly my type of mentally ill main character.
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Your new Twitter bio
Trans guy navigating ED recovery, scoliosis, and school bathrooms. Lover of PJSk, OMORI, and dark humor. Once panicked over pill calories.– @percyedtwt
Your signature cocktail
Fatty McFastington’s Panic Punch
This chaotic little concoction starts with sour apple liqueur, a nod to their constant apple meals and self-dragging food posts like “had an apple for breakfast 🤤🤤 will have one for dinner too 🤤🤤” and “apple”. It’s topped with sparkling orange juice, the one thing they refuse to calorie count, as seen in “i love orange juice. orange juice is the only drink i wont count cals of”, giving the drink a sweet, rebellious fizz against all the obsessive tracking in “all i think about is calories. i cant ever stop thinking about calories.”. The glass is rimmed with sea salt and hot sauce to mirror their dramatic low-cal dinners like “dinner!! about 80 kcals 30 blueberries, cucumbers, 6 tablespoons of hot sauce, 1 ½ tablespoons of salt” and the sharp, burning way they talk about themselves in “everyone say hi to fatty mcfat fat of edtwt🥀”. It’s poured over black tea ice cubes for those cozy yet restless moments like “drinking tea and watching supernatural. i love this”, cooling down the panic of “im genueienly having a oanic atayck over my weihgt slmeksn help”. Finally, edible glitter reflects their loud, hyper-online, desperate-for-connection vibe shown in “MOOT HUNT DAY 3!! IM SUPER COOL PLS FOLLOW ME I LIKE PJSK AND ALNST…” and the dramatic flair of “I will literally cut again if someone got me a vape or some weed PLEASE”, making the drink look as intense and messy as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong loyalty and desire for connection, a key Hufflepuff trait: they excitedly seek mutuals and promise reciprocity, saying things like “MOOT HUNT DAY 3!! IM SUPER COOL PLS FOLLOW ME… dni T.R.A.S.H. & ifb… ↺ to be moots !!” and “I FINALLY FOLLOWED EVERYONE BACK YAYY”, plus “if i forget to fb tell me” in their bio. They consistently frame themselves as someone who wants to show up for others in the community, e.g. “I like twitter i just post random shit and complain about calories” and being “very active” so people don’t think they’re weird for liking or replying fast: “im very active so if i like or reply 10 seconds after u post smth its normal ok im not stalking u”. Their distress over their friend group gossiping about their ED shows a deep craving for fair, kind treatment and inclusion: “my group hates me because i came out about how i have an ed and that fat jokes trigger me… i know he gossipped about it to the rest of them”. Even while struggling heavily with self‑hatred and mental illness, they keep trying to bond with others through shared interests and humor, like “MOOT HUNTING DAY 2!!! I PROMISE IM SUPER COOL PLS FOLLOW ME intro for #edtwt…” and their fandom mentions. This combination of community‑seeking, reliability about following back, and sensitivity to fairness and belonging fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on loyalty, inclusion, and care for one’s ‘house’ more than the more individualistic ambitions of Slytherin or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A song that best suits them is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, because it mirrors their mix of dark humor, self‑destruction, and feeling alien in their own body. They joke about their own pain and mental health in a twisted, casual way, like when they say “I will literally cut again if someone got me a vape or some weed PLEASE” and “I will literally cut again after months for money I swear (im in poverty🥹🥀)”. The song’s themes of being haunted by your own mind fit their obsessive ED thoughts such as “all i think about is calories. i cant ever stop thinking about calories.” and “This ed has gotten to the point that i start panicking about having literally any food at all”. There’s also a deep body-horror element in their tweets like “I want to carve away all my skin and flesh and fat and muscle i just dont want anything i wanna be a bare skeleton”, which echoes the song’s unsettling, self-erasing vibe. At the same time, their edgy, theatrical persona and interest in darker online subcultures (“IM DESPERATEEEE ANYONE AS MENTALLY ILL AS ME PLEASE DATE ME AUGHH SLIDE IN MY DMS I NEED A BF OR GF OR PARTNER IDGAF #edtwt #shedtwt #shtwt #desperate”) match the eerie, performative energy of the track.
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