Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm and emotional investment in creators and series, e.g. “ellbit para pf ja to desidratado de tanto chirar” and “nao quero sofrer hoje cellbit tem como nao matar ninguem pf”.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses love and attachment warmly, as in “eu te amo pomba por mim podia morrer todos e so viver voce” and playful messages like “KEMI EU ESTOU GRAVIDO VOCE VAI TER QUE ASSUMIR O BEBE”.
- Humorous expressive: Uses caps, exaggeration and slang to create humor, e.g. “PAU NO CU DO BOLSONARO”, “pqp essa temporada eh a temporada do tesao mesmo” and long laughs like “KKKKKKKKKKK…”.
- Emotionally honest: Open about mental state and feelings, as in “estou completamente cerebro lisinho sem nenhum pensamento concreto” and “sou a pessoa mais amargurada do mundo”.
- Creative fandom: Engages in theories, memes and fanart culture, for instance “dia da teoria maluca” and celebrating a clean timeline full of art in “limpei a tml e agora so tem fanart mds a paz eh algo incrivel msm ne ❤️🩹”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Describes self harshly in emotional terms, like “sou a pessoa mais amargurada do mundo” and calling their brain “cerebro lisinho” in “estou completamente cerebro lisinho sem nenhum pensamento concreto”.
- Highly reactive: Responds intensely to media and events with extreme wording, e.g. “CARALHO”, “VSFDDDDDDDDD” and “PUTA QJE PARIUUUUU”.
- Anxious attached: Shows strong fear of character loss and emotional dependence, such as “a unica coisa que eu quero eh que meu menino pomba esteja vivo 💔” and “ou o jae ou o aguiar vao morrer hoje to sentindo”.
- Task-avoidant: Complains about and seems drained by responsibilities, as in “nao aguento mais faz trabalho de programaçao 💔”, focusing on frustration rather than solutions.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets quickly in all-caps and strong language, which can appear aggressive or chaotic, e.g. “AI MEU CU”, “EU TODIVANDO MALUCO” and “AI CARALHO”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, impulsiveness, and loud reactions to everything they love. They constantly yell in all caps and swear, like in “PAU NO CU DO BOLSONARO” and “VSFDDDDDDDDD”, which fits Bart’s rebellious, anti-authority streak. Their obsessive, dramatic fangirling over Ordem Paranormal and streamers, as in “ellbit para pf ja to desidratado de tanto chirar” and “nao quero sofrer hoje cellbit tem como nao matar ninguem pf”, mirrors Bart’s tendency to get intensely invested in his latest fixation. At the same time, there’s a soft side and attachment to comfort food and silly pleasures—like “eu viveria so de chocotone da bauducco pro resto da minha vida” and “se eu pudesse eu so comia narget pro resto da minha vida”—which feels very Bart. Their self‑deprecating, dramatic flair in “sou a pessoa mais amargurada do mundo” and goofy over-the-top jokes like “KEMI EU ESTOU GRAVIDO VOCE VAI TER QUE ASSUMIR O BEBE” fit Bart’s perpetual troll energy more than any other main character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are live reactions to media and internal states rather than describing parties or big social events, and they joke about being overwhelmed and mentally drained, e.g. “estou completamente cerebro lisinho sem nenhum pensamento concreto”, which reflects inward focus more than outward socializing. Their language is very imaginative and exaggerative, suggesting Intuition (N) over Sensing: they dramatize feelings and situations instead of listing concrete details, like “sou a pessoa mais amargurada do mundo” and hyperbolic phrases such as “mds 1 seguidor pra 300 milhoes obrigado mores”. They clearly favor Feeling (F): values, affection, and emotional responses dominate, e.g. “eu te amo pomba por mim podia morrer todos e so viver voce” and “a unica coisa que eu quero eh que meu menino pomba esteja vivo 💔”, plus strong moral stances like “PAU NO CU DO BOLSONARO”. Their style is spontaneous and reactive rather than structured, which suggests Perceiving (P): they often express being overwhelmed, unplanned, or just going with the emotional flow, like “nao aguento mais faz trabalho de programaçao 💔” and frantic live reactions such as “ou o jae ou o aguiar vao morrer hoje to sentindo”. Overall, the combination of intense feelings, imaginative exaggeration, inner-focus, and flexible, in-the-moment tweeting fits best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you could live on Narget and Bauducco chocotone forever… want to upgrade that to ‘Narget, chocotone and one (1) annoying person who won’t stop watching Ordem with you’? I volunteer as tribute.
- Every temporada você sofre com o Cellbit, mas olha, se o jae ou o aguiar morrerem, eu prometo estar ‘nas trincheiras’ com você – inclusive na fila do pão de queijo quando o episódio acabar.
- You cleaned your TL so it’s only fanart and called that ‘peace’… so if I show up there holding a tiny goat Rubens and a pigeon named Pomba, does that make me your emotional support NPC?
- You said your brain is ‘completamente lisinho’ with no concrete thoughts, but you still managed to conclude that Jae fica muito gostoso todo machucado… scientifically speaking, I think we should test if you find me that attractive without the bruises.
- You’re out here screaming ORDO CALAMITAS, grieving Pomba, canceling Bolsonaro and crying in Floripa over Cellbit – statistically, someone with that much passion clearly has room in their heart to overreact about me too. Shall we run the experiment?
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Bia • software student surviving programming assignments, living for chocotone & Ordem lore. Once cried over a hoodie drop in public transport.– @percysbf
Your signature cocktail
Bia’s Desidratado Delight
Bia is dramatic, chaotic, and terminally online, so this drink starts strong with coffee-infused cachaça to match the all-caps energy of “KEMI EU ESTOU GRAVIDO VOCE VAI TER QUE ASSUMIR O BEBE” and “CARALHO”. Sweet guava juice mirrors their soft, affectionate side when they say “eu te amo pomba por mim podia morrer todos e so viver voce”, while lime juice keeps it tart like “sou a pessoa mais amargurada do mundo”. A dash of bitters embodies the suffering of lives and theories in “nao quero sofrer hoje cellbit tem como nao matar ninguem pf” and “dia da teoria maluca”. Finally, sparkling water lightens everything up, because even when they’re yelling “VSFDDDDDDDDD” or decreeing “PAU NO CU DO BOLSONARO”, their timeline is still full of fanart peace like “a paz eh algo incrivel msm ne ❤️🩹”. This cocktail is sweet, bitter, over-caffeinated, and a little unhinged—exactly like binge-watching Ordem while living on narget and chocotone as in “se eu pudesse eu so comia narget pro resto da minha vida” and “eu viveria so de chocotone da bauducco pro resto da minha vida”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline is full of intense, impulsive emotional reactions and a tendency to throw themselves wholeheartedly into things, which is very Gryffindor-coded. They loudly state political beliefs without softening the language, as in “PAU NO CU DO BOLSONARO”, showing a bold willingness to stand up for what they think, even confrontationally. In fandom, they dramatize danger and death around characters they love — “ou o jae ou o aguiar vao morrer hoje to sentindo” and “nao quero sofrer hoje cellbit tem como nao matar ninguem pf” — which fits the heroic, high-stakes mindset Gryffindors gravitate toward. Their language is consistently explosive and fearless, from “PUTA QJE PARIUUUUU” to “AI MEU CU”, suggesting someone who reacts first and thinks later. Even when joking, like “cellbit ta jurado de morte aq em floripa sc”, there’s a flair for drama and danger that aligns more with Gryffindor’s bold, intense temperament than with the subtler traits of the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well-suited song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, which captures chaotic humor, melodramatic emotions, and rebellion all at once. Their tweets mix over-the-top suffering and comedy, like saying “sou a pessoa mais amargurada do mundo” while also screaming “AI MEU CU” and “PUTA QJE PARIUUUUU”. The song’s theme of being overwhelmed and dramatic about life fits their timeline full of exaggerated reactions to fandom events, such as “ou o jae ou o aguiar vao morrer hoje to sentindo” and “nao quero sofrer hoje cellbit tem como nao matar ninguem pf”. Their mix of political edge and irreverence, shown in “PAU NO CU DO BOLSONARO”, also matches the song’s rebellious, anti-authority tone. Overall, Teenagers reflects their loud, emotional, slightly unhinged online persona and the way they turn every feeling up to eleven.
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