Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Curiosity: Engages deeply with media, analyzing themes in The Godfather and comparing Agatha Christie to Umineko.
- Civic Mindedness: Values social order and etiquette, criticizing antisocial behavior on public transport and supporting school uniforms.
- Cultural Pride: Shows strong appreciation for his heritage, specifically ancient Chinese clothing and accurate Mandarin voice acting.
- Self-Reflection: Admits to personal flaws, acknowledging he can be a “terrible person” and lamenting a perceived lack of talent.
- Artistic Appreciation: Praises high-quality game production, specifically the storytelling and music in Limbus Company Canto 9.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile Temperament: Frequently expresses extreme frustration, even threatening his roommate over household cleanliness issues.
- Technological Stubbornness: Demonstrates an aggressive refusal to update software, referring to Apple's OS as “liquid ass”.
- Gaming Toxicity: Admits to “throwing” ranked games and describes losing in League of Legends as a total waste of time.
- Substance Reliance: Mentions getting high to cope with frustration and views afternoon naps as an addiction.
- Social Cynicism: Dismisses Instagram friends as meaningless and views public AI prompting as shameful behavior.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like Jeff Albertson, @perfectcitrine is a cynical, pedantic critic who obsessively consumes niche media and offers "objectively correct" takes on pop culture. They frequently complain about technology and gaming mechanics, much like the store owner's disdain for poor continuity, seen when they rail against “shitty new OS release” or “immersion breaking” game design. Their social life revolves around digital spaces and specific fandoms, yet they maintain an air of intellectual superiority, stating, “Fuck you, here's my pure, unfiltered dogshit opinion”. Whether they are analyzing The Godfather or complaining about their “fucking cretin” roommate, they embody the ultimate “Worst. Episode. Ever.” energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
@perfectcitrine demonstrates strong Introversion and Intuition through solitary, abstract musings on “attaining immortality” and his disdain for the “meaningless” nature of social media mutuals. His Thinking preference is evident in his blunt, often cynical critiques, such as calling his roommate a “fucking cretin” or analyzing the “objectively correct” way to design game environments. Finally, his Perceiving nature shows in his erratic habits, like “making myself a single boiled egg at 1am” and his frequent struggle with “early onset dementia” regarding basic responsibilities. This combination of analytical detachment and spontaneous, late-night philosophizing is quintessential of the INTP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m no Einstein, but I’d love to help you achieve immortality by making sure you’re the only person in my public consciousness.
- Is your name Ryoshu? Because the way you're looking at me is a beautiful example of storytelling through gameplay and music.
- Forget the letterboxd block—I’d never put you on my 'To Watch' list because I'd rather just spend three hours analyzing your substance in person.
- Are you a Limbus Company update? Because I'd never say 'update never' to you, even if you did shart up my phone.
- I promise I’m a total 'wife guy'—if we were in the movie Heat together, we’d both make it out perfectly fine.
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Cinephile and competitive gamer with a penchant for Chinese history. Once saved myself from a house fire thanks to divine intervention and a forgotten stove.– @perfectcitrine
Your signature cocktail
The 1AM Single Boiled Egg-spresso
This experimental concoction is served in a 'purgatorio' chilled glass to honor a user who claims “I no longer believe in free will” and “Afternoon nap is more addicting than cigarettes”. The Kahlua and Baileys represent how “Kahlua and Baileys are like Yin and Yang”, while the smoky scotch mimics the 'sharting' smell of the iOS updates they hate. It is topped with a boiled egg to commemorate the peak of culinary desperation: “Making myself a single boiled egg at 1am”. Finally, the high salt content ensures it feels as shitty as losing at League of Legends, because “the lion does not concern itself with doomed teammates”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user displays a calculated sense of self-preservation and high ambition, explicitly stating that “the ultimate purpose of life is to attain immortality” to avoid fading into obscurity. This desire for greatness is paired with a pragmatic, often ruthless outlook on social hierarchies and competition, evidenced by their claim that “the lion does not concern itself with doomed teammates” during gaming. They value resourcefulness and efficiency, whether it is avoiding costs by “reading pdfs on it for free” or their cynical view on social dynamics, such as noting that “Instagram friends are so meaningless”. Ultimately, their focus on personal legacy and a “win-at-all-costs” mentality aligns perfectly with the cunning nature of a Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
This song perfectly encapsulates @perfectcitrine’s combination of existential dread, social alienation, and a yearning for a 'special' status. They explicitly grapple with feelings of inadequacy, tweeting “I need to get really good at something. I'm talented at exactly nothing and I think it's ruining my life.” while simultaneously desiring a legacy like Einstein's because they “don't want my name to fade into obscurity like billions of others.”. Their self-deprecating humor and admitted social friction—such as when they confess “Every time I get high I realize I’m kind of a terrible person.”—mirrors the song's themes of self-loathing and not belonging. Living in a self-described “purgatorio” and lamenting being “blocked... on Letterboxd”, they embody the modern, terminally online 'creep' who feels out of place in a world they constantly critique.
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