Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Caring: Worries about others being harmed or exploited, e.g. calling out unsafe communities and people in “Why r yall joining made of Styrofoam when its literally ran by a well known pedophile 💔 there's no way we are this desperate” and “How it feels seeing the pedo who threatened to doxx kids and neglected her animals get hated on here for once again attacking mentally ill kids”.
- Affectionate: Shows strong affection for family and pets, like cleaning the house for their mom in “All the dishes r done, toliet and sinks r scrubbed, mirrors cleaned...I am excited for when mom gets home she will be very joyus🐱” and doting on their cat Potato in multiple posts such as “Tons of unposted potato since shes been cuddling me the whole time ive been sick ..”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on their mental state and patterns, for example “This whole account is just me being bored and sad then randomly happy and eating thats all I am atp” and “I get a brief couple day period of mental clarity and feeling like things are finally wrapping up before it all comes crashing down again”.
- Supportive: Wants to build community and connection, repeatedly promoting a moderated server as a safer space like “Day 2836327283663 of promoting my friends shedtwt /shtwt / edtwt / anything server pls join we're all rly nice and there's good moderation and lots of channels and 200friends ‼️‼️‼️”.
- Responsible: Takes on tasks despite feeling unwell or low, such as house chores in “All the dishes r done, toliet and sinks r scrubbed, mirrors cleaned...” and shoveling paths for their dog in “Shoveled more paths for my little dog and tell me why they're already being snowed over..😑 I feel like this robot rn”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered_eating: Persistent fixation on weight and restriction, including celebrating low BMI and loss in “103.9 17.5 godblsss”, “Back in love with starving myself pros: skinny cons: nothing to post because my brain is empty”, and refusing food in “Not letting myself eat pringles today the scale told me too much”.
- Self-harm_risk: Talks about self-harm history and hiding scars, as in “Ive been hiding my left arm for years nobody has seen it since I was a kid😭😭😭 insane to think about” and “Forever have to see when 15 16 year old me lost my shit on my arm for the first time the scars are like a tattoo of an exes name bro”.
- Emotional_instability: Describes intense mood swings and difficulty regulating emotions, as in “Being 18 unable to regulate emotions obsessed with toys and candy whilist still fitting in kids clothes from years ago and no job...im doomed” and rapid shifts between bored, sad, and happy in “This whole account is just me being bored and sad then randomly happy and eating”.
- Anxious_rumination: Frequently stuck on worries and repetitive thoughts, like “I love ruminating on the same thoughts everyday for years !!!!”, paranoia about sleep in “Im so paranoid smth is gonna happen when I fall asleep”, and constant anxiety in “Im filled w so much anxiety from everything happening lately but it's okay because it'll pass”.
- Self-image_insecurity: Expresses strong dissatisfaction with their body and self, such as “My skin is so damaged for a 18 y/o its embarrassing”, “Over 102 I feel like im dying”, and struggling to feel real or human in “I havent felt real even slightly for two or three days now”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as introverted: most posts center on solitary activities (Roblox, Lego, journaling, watching The Pitt and anime, cuddling their cat) and online spaces instead of in‑person social life, and they mention feeling ignored or anxious about people hating them, e.g. “Guys im being ignored again this is awkward” and “Oka so u all hate me and wan me dead🤨🤨🤨”. They lean intuition over sensing: even when talking about concrete things (weight, food, illness), they quickly move to meanings and patterns, like “I love ruminating on the same thoughts everyday for years !!!!” and “I feel like someones oc everytime i talk abt my life”, which shows a tendency to see life in symbolic/metaphorical terms. Their decision-making is clearly feeling-based: they focus on emotional impact and fairness rather than detached logic, defending edtwt as people with a “deadly disorder” and critiquing outsiders with emotional framing in “I never understand when people hate on edtwt... if someone has a brain tumor would they be under their post flexing the fact their brain is healthy…?”, and they often talk about depression, anxiety, and sensitivity, e.g. “I feel things like happiness and anger… howcome I still feel depressed 24/7”. They look more perceiving than judging: their days feel unstructured and reactive (sleeping at odd times, playing Roblox for hours, impulsive food choices), and they don’t show much long-term system or plan; even their weight/food strategies are improvised, like “New plan so i dont have to know my weight: weigh myself and then take a pic… then start losing again and do the same thjng in a month”, which sounds like a workaround rather than a rigid schedule. Combining I + N + F + P traits—introspective, metaphorical, emotionally intense, and loosely planned—their overall presentation best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your life feels like ‘being bored and sad then randomly happy and eating,’ can I apply to be the random happy part that shows up with coffee and a Sweet on U latte (10/10) dates?
- You said you ‘felt human’ and ‘sortve pretty’ that day—bold of you to assume you’re not actually the main character in a Death Note live action reboot where I’m just an extra who fell in love in the coffee shop scene.
- You cleaned the whole house, shoveled snow up to your hip, cooked chicken, and still call yourself doomed at 18—statistically speaking, anyone that productive automatically qualifies as my type.
- You miss Potato even when she’s in the room across from you; I overthink people who are five apps away—seems like we’re both clingy weirdos, so do you wanna be clingy weirdos together and share snacks and Lego sets?
- You keep promoting ‘not pro’ servers, comforting moots, and worrying about kids on edtwt—so when you say you’re ‘back in love with starving,’ my crush on you wants to fight your ED in a parking lot at Dunkin and then buy you a bagel with cream cheese afterward.
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Rudy · 18 · coffee enthusiast, Lego rescuer, and part-time house cleaner. Once built a kid’s rejected set and liked it more than they did.– @perfectpolar
Your signature cocktail
Potato’s Snowstorm Latte Fizz
This drink starts with an espresso shot for their constant coffee posting and jittery energy, like “Breakfast is just coffee today im so anxious” and “Ignore how light the coffee is i spilt creamer ^ ^”. A splash of cotton-candy flavored syrup nods to their sweet, toy-obsessed side and the drink they said “Tasted horrible and nothing like 'cotton candy' but still cute” in this tweet. The coffee liqueur or coffee-flavored soda adds a slightly reckless, dizzy kick for lines like “Im doomed to be a future alcoholic... I can feel my calling...” while still being playful. Whipped cream with crushed rock sugar ‘ice’ reflects their snowy, cozy vibes, shoveling paths and missing snow fun as in “Shoveled more paths for my little dog and tell me why they're already being snowed over..😑” and their sledding hopes in this post. Finally, a pink sugar rim captures their cute, edtwt diary aesthetic and dramatic self-awareness from “Being 18 unable to regulate emotions obsessed with toys and candy whilist still fitting in kids clothes from years ago and no job...im doomed”, turning all that chaos into something sparkly and drinkable.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show classic Hufflepuff qualities of loyalty, caretaking, and hard work. They get genuinely excited about doing chores for their mom and pleasing her, writing: “All the dishes r done, toliet and sinks r scrubbed, mirrors cleaned...I am excited for when mom gets home she will be very joyus🐱”, which reflects a desire to support loved ones and a strong work ethic. Their tone toward friends and mutuals is protective and community-focused, like when they keep promoting their friend’s server and emphasize good moderation and niceness: “pls join we're all rly nice and there's good moderation and lots of channels and 200friends ‼️‼️‼️”. Even while struggling, they worry about others being mistreated and call out harmful figures in their community, as in “Why r yall joining made of Styrofoam when its literally ran by a well known pedophile 💔 there's no way we are this desperate”, showing a fairness and protective instinct. Their love and gentle obsession with their pets—e.g. “Having chicken for dinner yay also look at my fat sleepy baby” and “Tons of unposted potato since shes been cuddling me the whole time ive been sick ..”—highlights a nurturing, loyal side more than ambition or pure intellect. Overall, the through-line is someone who values emotional bonds, caretaking, and small domestic acts of kindness, which fits Hufflepuff best.
Your movie
Your song
liability - Lorde
A well-suited song for them is “liability” by Lorde, which captures feeling too much, being overwhelmed by emotions, and fearing you’re "too much" for other people. They describe themselves as "Being 18 unable to regulate emotions obsessed with toys and candy whilist still fitting in kids clothes from years ago and no job...im doomed" “Being 18 unable to regulate emotions obsessed with toys and candy whilist still fitting in kids clothes from years ago and no job...im doomed”, which resonates with the song’s themes of feeling childish, out of place, and burdensome. Their account as an "online diary" and posts like “This whole account is just me being bored and sad then randomly happy and eating thats all I am atp” reflect the raw self-awareness and emotional swings Lorde writes about. Tweets such as “I get a brief couple day period of mental clarity and feeling like things are finally wrapping up before it all comes crashing down again” and “I feel things like happiness and anger and every other emotion so howcome I still feel depressed 24/7 even with those” mirror the song’s core of still feeling lonely and broken even when life has highs. Their struggles with their body and eating, like “Back in love with starving myself pros: skinny cons: nothing to post because my brain is empty and I have no cute food pics” and “I live in peace my weight is in God's hands I do not need to know it 😭😭😭”, further echo the self-directed frustration and vulnerability that make liability such a fitting soundtrack to their timeline.
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