Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware humor: Frequently jokes at his own expense, like calling himself a “jack of no trades” in his bio and posts such as “week and half since ive drank a monster and my academic downfall has started this is so fucked”.
- Emotionally open: Shares strong feelings about stress, anger, and joy, e.g. “im boiling with rage i hate my family” and “slept >5 hours for the first time in a month and im so happy bro i love my friends so much”.
- Creative fandom: Engages deeply with media/music, making edits and tier lists like “evangelion character tier list 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇” and “gendo and yui edit with this song”.
- Cultural insight: Offers sharp observations about Arab, Egyptian, and diaspora life, such as the UAE commission anecdote in “there was a spreadsheet with commission pay at a tech store ranked based on customer ethnicity”.
- Loyal friend: Talks warmly about friends and shared jokes, e.g. “i love my friends so much” and group dynamics like “dudes get access to your phone for 30 seconds and do this bullshit”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive talk: Uses dark, suicidal language casually, as in “7 dollars #suicidewatch” and “try the haunted mound goy you can die today” in this tweet.
- Hostile expression: Directs intense anger at groups or others, for example “i fucking hate arabs so much bro yeah this matter” and “this shit is frying me brah we need to turn the uae into a crater”.
- Family resentment: Shows repeated hostility toward family, like “im boiling with rage i hate my family” and frustration with parents in “my mom officially shared her opinion on this song… 'ايه القرف اللي انت مشغله ده'”.
- Academic burnout: Describes school as overwhelming and demotivating, e.g. “fuck my engineer life” and wanting to drop out after the career fair in “i need to drop out ASAP”.
- Provocative language: Uses slurs and extreme phrasing for effect, such as “the wokest people in my life called me a fagggot when i declared that i was asuka” and violent lines like “iranians are quickly becoming the brownest people of 2026”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, funny, and constantly oscillating between genuine angst and joking about it. Like Bart, he vents about school and authority with over-the-top frustration, e.g. complaining that a prof is ruining his life in “this maronite prof is genuinely ruining my life man” and mocking the corporate optimism of his uni career fair in “i need to drop out ASAP”. His humor is juvenile and provocative in a very Bart way, with posts like “fuck my engineer life” and the dark joke “7 dollars #suicidewatch”. He mixes real emotional turbulence and family drama—“im boiling with rage i hate my family”—with goofing around, such as his phone and music obsessions in “music haptics is such a cool feature dude the phone is vibrating to the beat” and “the weekly report is funnier every week man”. Overall, he feels like an older, extremely online Bart: a smart underachiever, constantly in trouble, using edgy jokes and pop culture (Evangelion, Bladee, Sematary) to cope with the chaos around him.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: most posts revolve around their inner world, media, and niche interests rather than big social scenes, e.g. obsessing over Evangelion and music (“episode 22 of eva is my favorite episode of anything ever”, “parents gave me their old tv i cant wait for the next evangelion rewatch”), and they vent about life and family rather than seeking broad social validation (“im boiling with rage i hate my family”). Their focus on patterns, symbolism, and niche aesthetics points to intuition (N): they continuously frame experiences through media and abstract vibes, like identifying with Asuka and joking about it meta-textually (“the wokest people in my life called me a fagggot when i declared that i was asuka”) or calling a picture "lowkey beautiful" for its feel rather than its concrete content (“this picture is lowkey beautiful”). Their tone is very blunt, analytical, and often cutting, suggesting thinking (T) over feeling: they mock institutions and people with detached cynicism (“went to my unis career fair and saw a sign that said 'Employers, You aren't just hiring students — You're hiring potential.' i need to drop out ASAP”) and make harsh jokes about groups and politics rather than prioritizing harmony (“this shit is frying me brah we need to turn the uae into a crater”). Their life seems chaotic and reactive, not structured, which fits perceiving (P): they complain about academic collapse and sleep irregularity (“week and half since ive drank a monster and my academic downfall has started this is so fucked”, “slept >5 hours for the first time in a month and im so happy”) and joke about procrastination and drifting through uni rather than following a strict plan (“ultra uneployed cs students will genuinely get mad at me for not going to the mall with them during midterm season”). Overall, the combination of inward focus, abstract/niche interests, cutting logical humor, and unstructured lifestyle most closely matches INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said episode 22 of Eva is your favorite thing ever—statistically speaking, what are the chances I become your second–favorite trauma-inducing experience?
- You’re 19, an engineer, Egyptian, listening to Sematary and Bladee with haptic bass rattling your phone—at this point I’m just trying to be the one stable thing in your weekly last.fm report.
- You almost drowned if you ‘didn’t fuck with that drain’—lucky for you I’m perfectly qualified to be the emotional lifeguard for cs students who hate their career fairs and their Maronite profs.
- Your mom said ‘ايه القرف اللي انت مشغله ده’ about your music, but honestly if I got to sit in your car listening to Haunted Mound and Bladee while you rant about the UAE and polyester gallabeyas, I’d call it beautiful, not ‘garaf’.
- You said ‘fuck my engineer life’ and ‘7 dollars #suicidewatch’ but also that sleeping >5 hours and your friends made you so happy—if you want, I can be the ontario-based, eva-phonecase-noticing mutual who makes life feel a bit less like fast life race against time and more like a long interlude where you actually breathe.
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19 • Egyptian CS student surviving career fairs, haunted mound playlists & Eva rewatches. Once slept >5 hours and called it a renaissance.– @perfectviolaton
Your signature cocktail
Asuka Draincore Sour
This drink hits like a midterm you didn’t study for—loud, messy, and kind of beautiful—because they literally said “fuck my engineer life” and still keep going. The overproof rum is for the unhinged, sleep-deprived grind and late-night chaos of things like “slept >5 hours for the first time in a month and im so happy bro i love my friends so much”. The bitter aperitivo stands in for their boiling resentment and family/uni rage, from “im boiling with rage i hate my family” to “this maronite prof is genuinely ruining my life man”. The sour tamarind-lime mix mirrors that sharp, self-deprecating humor and suicidal ideation lurking under punchlines like “7 dollars #suicidewatch” and “fast life race against time it will outrun you”. The pomegranate syrup brings a deep red sweetness for the affection and attachment to music and characters—Evangelion, Bladee, Haunted Mound—from “episode 22 of eva is my favorite episode of anything ever” and “ive literally never missed anyone (alive) ever but i really miss bladee and yung lean”. Finally, smoked salt bitters echo the Arab diaspora identity and dark, scorched geopolitical jokes like “this shit is frying me brah we need to turn the uae into a crater”, giving the whole thing a nostalgic, burnt-edge finish—complicated, a little cursed, but undeniably memorable.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows a very Ravenclaw mix of obsessive curiosity, niche interests, and self-aware humor. They clearly love digging deep into music and media, looping songs endlessly and analyzing tiny details, like when they say “the shaky autotune voice thing ghost did on this song is genuinely insane man wtfffff” and “i cant explain it but the way he says 'i know he hates me' is so fucking beautiful and works so well with the guitar”. Their fixation on Evangelion and character identity, e.g. “episode 22 of eva is my favorite episode of anything ever” and “the wokest people in my life called me a fagggot when i declared that i was asuka”, shows a reflective, interpretive mind that likes connecting fiction to self-concept. They also display a very analytical, somewhat overthinking student brain in tweets like “HES JUST MAKING US DO SHIT FUCK YOU MEAN HOW MANY 2 DIGIT PRIME NUMBERS BRUH” and the complaint about a career fair slogan in “i need to drop out ASAP”, which reads as intellectual cynicism rather than pure rebellion. Even their humor tends to be meta and referential, for instance calling something “some real autistic shit you wouldnt understand”, implying an in-group of people who get the niche references and details. While they have flashes of anger and self-preservation, the dominant through-line is a cerebral, media-obsessed, hyper-observant personality, which fits Ravenclaw more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Ghost Mountain - Sematary
A well-fitting song for them is Ghost Mountain by Sematary, because their entire persona revolves around Witch House / Haunted Mound–style internet music and emotionally charged humor. They constantly reference Sematary and Haunted Mound, like when they wrote “sematarys songs are all so replayable dude this is genuinely insane” and “EVERYTHING IS NEW WHEN YOU SEE ME BOY SALUTE 🫡”, echoing the aggressive confidence and cultish fan energy of the song. Their darker, suicidal humor and frustration with life, as in “7 dollars #suicidewatch” and “fuck my engineer life”, matches the bleak, haunted tone of Ghost Mountain. At the same time, they show deep attachment to niche music scenes, posting things like “true peak music real shit i love music so beautiful” and “this has been on loop since the second it dropped its so fucking good man”, which fits the obsessive fandom and emotional intensity baked into Sematary’s sound. The mix of rage, humor, and internet-poisoned sentiment across their timeline makes Ghost Mountain feel like their natural soundtrack.
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