Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative writer: They actively write and share fanfic and concepts, e.g. “I write rape I write murder I write eating disorders I write forced pregnancy and ALL have to do with the Beatles ❤️” and “Forced pregnancy Paul McCartney fic dropping next week”.
- Community‑oriented: They engage closely with their niche communities (#beatlestwt, #shedtwt), ask for input, and celebrate followers, e.g. “hello #beatlestwt 👀I made a Beatlestwt/Beatles fandom iceburg for funsies & I want some entries 🙏” and “Thank you guys for 200 million oomfs…”.
- Humorous self‑awareness: They frequently use dark and absurd humor about themselves and their interests, such as “Ask me anything and if this fails I die 🥹🥹” and “Happy to announce my 1,000th post was about the desire to be fingered by Paul McCartney”.
- Supportive friend: They reassure and defend others, e.g. “Aw luv, of course it’s not your fault. Don’t listen to any cunt who says otherwise. I’m glad my account reassures you.” and “I love ALL my oomfs so much you guys make me so happy don’t ever stop being awesome ilysm”.
- Open communicator: They share personal struggles and thoughts honestly, inviting conversation, e.g. “I feel like over the past 4 weeks I’ve been having one long term breakdown of regression & self hatred” and “Sometimes I wonder how my oomfs see me… like you guys know my bmi what does that make me look like to you”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive behavior: They describe cutting, starvation, and binge‑purge urges, e.g. “I know I keep saying I’m going to cut again but tonight is the night.” and “Should I drink and cut myself again”.
- Eating‑disorder fixation: Their posts revolve heavily around weight, calories, and ED milestones, such as “Reached my gw #bestana #thinspo”, “👀👀HIT ANOTHER LOW WEIGHT👀👀”, and “I’m about to weigh and if I weigh below ___ I will break my fast and eat if not I kill myself”.
- Sexual boundary issues: They often sexualize interactions in ways that could make others uncomfortable, e.g. “I masturbated to your profile” and “fuckkk nghhh keep making fun of my anorexia it turns me on”.
- Volatile self‑image: They swing between affection and harsh self‑hatred, e.g. “I feel like such a failure. My mom gave me something unexpectedly and I have to eat it 🙁” and “I’m not even gonna log what I just ate… I deserve to die”.
- Family resentment: They express intense hostility toward parents, especially their father, e.g. “Can we kill all stepdads actually can we kill all dads actually can we kill”, “Why does my dad hate women so much…”, and “So I don’t have a dad anymore”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: smart, hyper-verbal, self-aware, and struggling with mental health and perfectionism. Like Lisa, they balance niche intellect and fandom (deep Beatles knowledge, making an iceberg chart, and AO3 writing) with intense self-criticism and disordered eating, seen in posts like “I think having an eating disorder gave me a feederism kink. like please, eat all the stuff I wish I could be eating” and “Aaand my scale is untrustworthy again. I hate my floors so much. Gonna go to the gym to weigh because I literally have no other option 💔”. Their fixation on moral/ideological nuance mirrors Lisa’s tendency to overthink: “!! I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU JERK OFF TO !! … Just don't do that shit irl and I don't care” and “Had to soft block a moot because they reposted somebody’s suicide… don’t do that”. They also show Lisa-like loneliness and yearning for connection and validation, as in “Sometimes I wonder how my oomfs see me… like you guys know my bmi what does that make me look like to you” and “I’m so sad I loved oomf 😭 oomf please come back 💔💔”. Finally, the blend of dark humor, sexuality, and high-strung anxiety — for example “I know I keep saying I’m going to cut again but tonight is the night. I genuinely just ate an entire sandwich this js not ok bro … THAT SHIT WAS 1070 CALS!!” — fits an edgier, older-teen version of Lisa rather than the more chaotic Bart or apathetic Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction, validation, and playful attention from oomfs, e.g. “Ask me anything and if this fails I die 🥹🥹” and “Guys can we make me #beatlestwt famous or smth I feel like I would go hard”, and they frequently talk about moots, followers, and being #beatlestwt famous. Their focus is strongly iNtuitive: they live in fandoms, kinks, and big-picture self-concepts rather than concrete practicalities, e.g. “I think having an eating disorder gave me a feederism kink. like please, eat all the stuff I wish I could be eating” and elaborate creative projects like the Beatles fandom iceberg chart. They are clearly Feeling over Thinking: decisions and reactions are driven by intense emotion, self-worth, and relational dynamics, such as “Sometimes I wonder how my oomfs see me… like you guys know my bmi what does that make me look like to you” and empathic reassurance like “Aw luv, of course it’s not your fault. Don’t listen to any cunt who says otherwise. I’m glad my account reassures you.”. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: their life is unstructured and impulsive—swinging between fasting, binging, cutting, and spontaneous projects, as shown by “I know I keep saying I’m going to cut again but tonight is the night. I genuinely just ate an entire sandwich this js not ok bro” and “I wanna stop ed posting because I want to focus on Beatles writing but also ed posting </33”. This overall pattern of expressive social energy, abstract/fandom focus, emotionally charged posts, and chaotic spontaneity aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re the new CEO of #JOHNFEEDERISMTWT, but I think you just promoted me to CFO — Chief Flirting Officer — because all I wanna manage is feeding you compliments while you starve your Twitter drafts.
- You made a whole Beatlestwt iceberg chart; if we were entries, I’d want us buried way down in the ‘mutual crush who finally DMs’ tier. And unlike your scale, I promise my feelings are actually trustworthy.
- You joked about taking an Adderall that’d been marinating in a glue stick and getting ‘locked tf in’ — if you ever wanna be that focused on French/Spanish again, I can be your study buddy and we can mispronounce ‘je t’aime’ and ‘te quiero’ at each other until it sticks.
- You said hitting your GW means you’ll confess to croomf… so what if I speedrun the process and confess first: I think your writing taste (rape/murder/forced pregnancy Beatles fic and all) is insane in the best way, and I’d like to be your favoomf you overshare drafts with at 3 a.m.
- You celebrated your 1,000th post being about wanting to be fingered by Paul McCartney; I can’t compete with a Beatle, but I *can* offer: I’ll watch Girl, Interrupted with you, listen to Astrud Gilberto, and pretend Wawa’s 600-cal estimate is accurate if you pretend I’m at least bassist-level hot.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 • he/she • Beatles fic gremlin with too many drafts and not enough sleep. Once took Adderall from a glue stick and used it to finish an iceberg chart.– @perhapsthesgt
Your signature cocktail
Girl, Interrupted Fizz
This cocktail is wired and chaotic on purpose: the cold brew matches their hyper, unfiltered posting and Adderall-fueled focus from “Took an Adderall that's been marinating in a glue stick for four months and I'm locked tf in.”. The grapefruit + salt combo is sharp, sour, and a little bitter—like someone who jokes about death and dads with lines like “Can we kill all stepdads actually can we kill all dads actually can we kill” yet still feels everything intensely. The red berry syrup drizzle represents their self-harm and ED struggles that bleed through the humor, from “I know I keep saying I’m going to cut again but tonight is the night.” to “I’m about to weigh and if I weigh below ___ I will break my fast and eat if not I kill myself”. Sparkling water lightens it up, echoing the playful fandom side that makes Beatles icebergs and fic like “Forced pregnancy Paul McCartney fic dropping next week” and proudly declares “I write rape I write murder I write eating disorders I write forced pregnancy and ALL have to do with the Beatles ❤️”. The edible glitter/silver rim nods to their need to perform for oomfs and #beatlestwt fame (“Guys can we make me #beatlestwt famous or smth I feel like I would go hard”), making the drink look celebratory even when what’s inside is messy, intense, and a little dangerous—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show strong Slytherin-style ambition and drive for recognition, especially around their fandom projects and online persona. For example, they push to become notable in their niche with tweets like “Guys can we make me #beatlestwt famous or smth I feel like I would go hard” and celebrate follower milestones with darkly humorous grandeur in “Thank you guys for 200 million oomfs, I will celebrate by picking a selecting few of you and throwing you off of a mountain to ensure a bountiful harvest.”. They are unapologetically provocative and willing to court controversy for their writing and kinks, as seen in “I write rape I write murder I write eating disorders I write forced pregnancy and ALL have to do with the Beatles ❤️” and “Forced pregnancy Paul McCartney fic dropping next week”, which reflects Slytherin’s comfort with taboo and moral gray areas. Their stance of pragmatic moral relativism—“I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU JERK OFF TO… Just don't do that shit irl and I don't care”—also fits Slytherin’s emphasis on self-determined ethics and personal freedom over social approval. While they show some loyalty and affection toward their friends and oomfs, the dominant throughline is ambitious self-fashioning, edginess, and a willingness to weaponize shock value to carve out a distinct identity, which aligns most strongly with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Yesterday - The Beatles
A well‑suited song for them is Yesterday by The Beatles, because it balances melancholy, self-blame, and a longing for a different self—tones that run through their timeline. Their account mixes humor and intense self-hatred, like when they say “I feel like over the past 4 weeks I’ve been having one long term breakdown of regression & self hatred”, echoing the song’s regretful mood. The fixation on weight, food, and control—e.g., “I’m about to weigh and if I weigh below ___ I will break my fast and eat if not I kill myself” and “Fasted for ~24 hrs after a binge and I feel ready to eat again”—fits with the song’s sense of wishing things could go back to a simpler, less painful time. They also center their personality around The Beatles and Beatlestwt, shown in tweets like “hello #beatlestwt 👀I made a Beatlestwt/Beatles fandom iceburg for funsies” and “ao3 author, beatlemaniac .ᐟ #shedtwt #beatlestwt”, so a Beatles classic is thematically appropriate. The emotional vulnerability behind jokes about self-harm and ED—such as “I know I keep saying I’m going to cut again but tonight is the night” and “I overate and couldn’t even purge. I’m such a fucking wuss.”—mirrors the quiet sadness and self-reproach in Yesterday’s lyrics. Overall, the song reflects their mixture of dark humor, nostalgia, and deep internal conflict while staying true to their Beatles obsession.
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