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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, irreverent, funny, and constantly oscillating between delinquent humor and flashes of sincerity. The user revels in edgy, sometimes mean-spirited jokes, like calling someone a “pessoa horrivel” in “vc eh uma pessoa horrivel” and saying things such as “otima tentativa mas eu ainda torço pela sua morte”, very in line with Bart’s prankster cruelty that’s rarely actually malicious. At the same time, there’s real affection and vulnerability underneath the sarcasm: they talk about their dad with tenderness in “fico emocionado qdo percebo q meu pai eh meio lerdo igual eu” and express deep attachment to friends in “eu nao sei oq seria dos meus ultimos 3 anos sem essas pessoas”. Like Bart, they posture as anti‑social and detached—“NÃO gosto de socializar … NÃO gosto de união”—yet clearly crave connection, complaining when web friends don’t visit in “ai seu ''''webamigo'''' sai de BRASILIA vem pra SP fica a 5 MINUTOS da sua casa e nao vem te visitar”. Their blend of juvenile humor, self-deprecation, and low-key angst (e.g. “to vivendo ha uns 3 anos nessa mentalidade” and “blz rpzd precisa responder nao ta tudo bem eu sou sozinho smp fui sozinho”) fits Bart far more than introspective Lisa, responsible Marge, or checked-out Homer.

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They lean Introvert (I): they often talk about isolation, low social energy, or not liking people, e.g. “NÃO gosto de conversar NÃO gosto de trocar ideia NÃO gosto de bater um papo NÃO gosto de socializar…” and “blz rpzd precisa responder nao ta tudo bem eu sou sozinho smp fui sozinho desde os meus 9 anos to acostumado ja”. Despite going to roles and drinking with friends, the tone is more self-contained, ironic, and observational than attention-seeking. Their style suggests Intuition (N): they like theorizing and abstract takes, like “teoria: meu alcoolismo eh causado pelos meus genes ancestrais eslavos obrigado dedushka!” and meta commentary about politics and demography in “pior q um bglh q smp me deixa intrigado vendo censo e estatistica eh pq o RN tem mto mais brancos…”, showing pattern‑seeking and conceptual thinking. They’re clearly Thinking (T) over Feeling: they’re blunt, even cruelly humorous at times, e.g. “otima tentativa mas eu ainda torço pela sua morte” and “smp q eu vejo algm metendo esse papo de 'a humanidade eh o mal do mundo!' eu fico com vontade de responder 'pq vc nao começa se matando entao'”, prioritizing edgy logic over harmony, while also rationally evaluating media, music, and anime. Their lifestyle reads strongly Perceiving (P): they describe themselves as disorganized and impulsive, joking about sidequests and random options like “to em duvida do q eu faço amanhã a) descobrir uma coisa maluca demais b) lavar um macaco na banheira”, and their timeline is spontaneity, tangents, and reactivity rather than structured planning. Overall, an ironic, analytical, theory‑prone, socially detached style with spontaneous behavior lines up best with INTP.

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18 • SP/ZN • finished high school, still figuring out life. Once bought 12 pairs of socks for R$20 and decided that was peak adulthood.– @peroxide2007

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a clean but deceptively strong base of shochu or clear cachaça, a nod to being 18, Brazilian, and half‑joking about alcoholism and Slavic genes in “teoria: meu alcoolismo eh causado pelos meus genes ancestrais eslavos obrigado dedushka!”. Matcha syrup represents the weeb/Japan-core energy of “私は今生きている” and the absurd backstory in “quando eu era criança no japão me tratavam como gênio… dps q fui deportado pra guarulhos”. Guaraná soda brings São Paulo ZN chaos and hyperactive timeline vibes from shouting in all caps in “CARALHOCARALHOCARALHOCARALHO” and laughing in “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK mlk retardado parça pqp”. Lime juice keeps it sharp and a bit sour, like telling someone “vc eh uma pessoa horrivel” and ranking years of life like a tier list in “Ranking de anos entre 2014 2025”. A charcoal salt rim makes it dark and edgy, matching the self-deprecating lines “eu nao sou a cura, eu sou a peste” and the hashtag flex in “to ha 18 anos sem comer buceta #edtwt”. Strong, slightly bitter, weirdly refreshing and very online—exactly the kind of drink you’d order depois de ir no restaurante nepalês in “to aq no restaurante nepalês”.

Your Hogwarts House
Murilo shows a strong Slytherin streak through dark humor, self-preservation, and a willingness to embrace being seen as "esquisito" or aberrant rather than conform. He openly identifies with fringe, taboo media and basically gatekeeps it, saying people who complain about fanservice should go watch something else and to "deicha nos q eh esquisito aberracao incel ver os bgl de esquisito" in “alias queria saber pq q essa rpzd q reclama de 'ah tem loli' 'ah tem ecchi' insiste em querer ver anime ... deicha nos q eh esquisito aberracao incel ver os bgl de esquisito”. There’s a ruthless edge in lines like “otima tentativa mas eu ainda torço pela sua morte” and the way he jokes that people who think "a humanidade eh o mal do mundo" should just kill themselves in “smp q eu vejo algm metendo esse papo de 'a humanidade eh o mal do mundo!' eu fico com vontade de responder 'pq vc nao começa se matando entao'”, showing blunt, cutting pragmatism instead of idealism. He repeatedly frames himself as isolated and distrustful — "eu so tenho irmaos, nao tenho amigos" in “eu confio em poucos, eles sabem disso eu so tenho irmaos, nao tenho amigos” and "blz rpzd... eu sou sozinho smp fui sozinho desde os meus 9 anos" in “blz rpzd precisa responder nao ta tudo bem eu sou sozinho smp fui sozinho desde os meus 9 anos to acostumado ja” — which fits Slytherin’s guarded, self-reliant nature. He also consciously minimizes concern for others’ judgment to the point it damages relationships, reflecting extreme individualism: “mta gente fala q devia se importar menos com a opiniao dos outros mas eu acho q eu devia me importar MAIS... pq eu fico sem filtro nenhum”. Combined with his joking “villain” framing — e.g. “eu nao sou a cura, eu sou a peste” — the pattern is less about brave heroism or gentle loyalty and much more about sharp, self-protective, outsider ambition, which is quintessentially Slytherin.

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Kid Cudi’s Mr. Rager fits them because it mixes self-destructive humor, loneliness, and a surreal, almost ironic attitude toward life, which shows up throughout their timeline. They swing between nihilistic or death-adjacent jokes like “when I go to sleep I dream about murder” and posts such as “i'm working on dying”, echoing the song’s themes of wanting to escape and flirt with the edge. At the same time, there’s clear vulnerability and isolation behind the irony, for example “ok guys you don’t need to answer it’s fine i’ve always been alone since I was 9 I’m used to it already” and “I don’t like to talk, I don’t like to socialize, I don’t like to make friends…”, similar to Cudi’s loner persona. They also cope through humor, alcohol, and a certain romanticization of their own chaos, like “I’ve been living in this mindset for about 3 years” and “theory: my alcoholism is caused by my Slavic ancestral genes”, which matches the reckless, wandering energy of Mr. Rager. Underneath the jokes, there’s a sense of someone young, drifting, and half-mythologizing their pain and weirdness, exactly like the character Cudi embodies in that song.

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