Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Open about feelings, e.g. missing ex in “Had a really sweet dream of just doing normal silly things with my ex…” and “I miss my ex”.
- Creative artist: Actively makes art/design and game content, like “Finally made my minecraft resource pack public <3”, “Gewehr98 Made with @blockbench”, and talking about animation projects in “Will be coming back to streaming and probably some production content maybe, working on some stuff with animation too hopefully”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on relationships and choices, like “I know she's manipulating me but I'm obsessed with her” and “there is actually no right or wrong, only choices and consequences.”.
- Supportive friend: Shows care for others, e.g. “As long as I exist you will always be someone's favorite person :)” and “I wont block her number in case she needs someone that loves her.”.
- Humorous commentator: Uses humor and memes to comment on life, like “while you were squirting and creaming, I was plotting and scheming”, “You can't spell autism without a UTI”, and “My dick has lead me to places I wouldn't dare go with a gun”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive mindset: Frequent dark, suicidal, or fatalistic themes, like bio “Don't give up on me, I'll go out with a bang” and “My guy I want to kms everyday”.
- Relationship resentment: Generalizes harshly about women and exes, e.g. “Every woman I've become attached to has turned out to be an emotionally unavailable self obsessed dumbass…”.
- Sexual impulsiveness: Highly sexual, risk-prone tone, like “Gonna die in her cervix”, “My twitters soul purpose is to look at porn”, and “My dick has lead me to places I wouldn't dare go with a gun”.
- Emotional volatility: Rapid swings between affection and anger, like “Caught feelings again shits boutta either last an eternity or burn in eternal fire” and “Stuff been rather tragic lately.”.
- Negative self-talk: Frequently disparages own life and state, e.g. “fuck my stupid fucking life, bump tylers new album instead.” and repeated “[not] feeling cash money today” posts like this one.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Their mix of horny, chaotic humor and occasional sincerity lines up most with Bart Simpson. Tweets like “My twitters soul purpose is to look at porn” and “My dick has lead me to places I wouldn't dare go with a gun” mirror Bart’s crude, impulsive side and tendency to turn everything into a joke. At the same time, they reveal surprising emotional depth and vulnerability, such as “Had a really sweet dream of just doing normal silly things with my ex. I wonder if she has them too, I wonder how she feels.” and “I wont block her number in case she needs someone that loves her.”, which fits Bart’s hidden soft spot and attachment issues. Their self-deprecating, overwhelmed comments about work like “Some people think art and design jobs are quirky and cool. My guy I want to kms everyday” also resemble Bart’s sense of being perpetually in over his head but still clowning through it. Overall, they come off as a grown-up, more online version of Bart: sarcastic, horny, chaotic, but with a real heart under all the shitposting.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most tweets revolve around solitary media consumption and inner life (gaming, art, music, porn) rather than big social circles, and they often frame themselves as an observer or outsider, e.g. “My twitters soul purpose is to look at porn” and “Ever since I left most social media my health has been really good… worked on things I actually wanted”. Their style is clearly iNtuitive: they frequently jump into abstract reflections and big-picture takes like “thinking about this, there is actually no right or wrong, only choices and consequences.” and metaphor-heavy lines such as “To be human, to be haunted and holy.”. They skew Feeling over Thinking: relationship and emotional content dominates, with strong value-laden language about love and hurt—e.g. “Had a really sweet dream of just doing normal silly things with my ex. I wonder if she has them too, I wonder how she feels.” and “I wont block her number in case she needs someone that loves her.”. Despite some blunt, dark humor, there’s a pronounced romantic and idealistic streak: “As long as I exist you will always be someone's favorite person :)” and “made a new playlist for all the dreamers out there <3”. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than Judging: they often describe themselves as overwhelmed or disorganized (e.g. art/design making them want to "kms" in “Some people think art and design jobs are quirky and cool. My guy I want to kms everyday”), and their life direction feels exploratory—juggling streaming, art, game content, and even joking about new paths like “Very close to becoming a furry artist for that bread.” rather than following a tightly structured plan.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your Twitter’s sole purpose is to look at porn, but I saw the Minecraft packs, Blockbench guns, and graphic design grind—mind if I rebrand your TL as ‘researching the love interest DLC’ and volunteer as your next main project?
- You’ve been dreaming about that one ex since 2021 and still missing her on trains and mornings—how about we speedrun a new arc where we queue into life duos instead of solo-queuing heartbreak at 200ms?
- For someone who wants to ‘kms everyday’ doing art and design, your work is actually insane—if that’s you struggling, I’m low-key terrified (and very down) to see what you create when someone loves you properly and lets you breathe.
- You said you don’t make a girl cum, you make her think—lucky for you, I’m over here thinking about Cyberpunk night drives, Tyler’s new album, and you dyeing your hair red while we listen to that ‘dreamers’ playlist you made on loop.
- You joked about becoming a furry artist ‘for that bread’ and making a CS caster comeback—how about a collab: you design the world, you cast the match, and I’ll be the silly little lore-accurate love interest who refuses to leave your dreams this time.
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Your new Twitter bio
Graphic designer & Minecraft enjoyer. Once made a texture pack instead of sleeping. Streaming, art, and overthinking my ex in 144Hz.– @Perpltxed0
Your signature cocktail
Anxiety on the Rocks (Overmorrow Edition)
This cocktail is strong and slightly unhinged, just like someone whose Twitter’s "soul purpose is to look at porn" and doomscroll (“My twitters soul purpose is to look at porn”). The smoky mezcal is for the self-destructive humor and dramatic flair of "Don't give up on me, I'll go out with a bang" and the constant "fuck my stupid fucking life" energy (“fuck my stupid fucking life, bump tylers new album instead.”). Cold brew coffee liqueur captures late-night grinding, streaming, and art/graphic design burnout (“Some people think art and design jobs are quirky and cool. My guy I want to kms everyday”). Cherry bitters and lime juice represent the mix of romance/heartache and sharp cynicism about relationships (“Had a really sweet dream of just doing normal silly things with my ex.”, “Every woman I've become attached to has turned out to be an emotionally unavailable self obsessed dumbass…”). The chili salt and soda finish add chaotic sparkle and sting for the guy who jokes about "4 big guys" and still dreams in lore-heavy anime/gaming arcs (“Very close to becoming a furry artist for that bread. Just saying.”, “Had a crazy dream after so many years with some solid lore, kept me hooked in the plot”).
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Several tweets show a reflective, analytical mindset that aligns strongly with Ravenclaw. They explicitly muse on philosophy and morality, for example in “thinking about this, there is actually no right or wrong, only choices and consequences.”, which shows abstract, logical thinking about ethics. They also play with language and old vocabulary in “Fortnight 14 nights Sennight 7 nights Yestreen last evening Ere yesterday day before yesterday. Overmorrow day after tomorrow.”, suggesting curiosity and a nerdy delight in words. Their tweets about tools and tech, like “github copilot is so real for that” and complaints about UI changes in “new youtube layout sucks straight ahh”, show an analytical, detail-focused attitude toward digital environments. Creative pursuits like releasing a Minecraft resource pack in “Finally made my minecraft resource pack public <3 you can grab it at @modrinth” and making art/animation content in “Will be coming back to streaming and probably some production content maybe, working on some stuff with animation too hopefully” further underline Ravenclaw’s hallmark creativity. While they show loyalty and emotional intensity toward partners and friends, the dominant throughline is a witty, introspective, and creatively intellectual personality, fitting Ravenclaw best.
Your movie
Your song
See You Again - Tyler, The Creator ft. Kali Uchis
They’re emotional, self-aware, and oscillate between dark humor and genuine vulnerability, which fits the dreamy yet conflicted tone of See You Again. Their timeline is haunted by an ex and intense attachment, like when they say “Had a really sweet dream of just doing normal silly things with my ex. I wonder if she has them too, I wonder how she feels. I wonder if she misses me like I miss her.” and “I miss my ex”, mirroring the song’s fixation on someone who only really exists perfectly in your head. They openly admit to toxic dynamics and obsession, as in “Might be in the most complex relationship ever. I know she's manipulating me but I'm obsessed with her.”, which parallels Tyler’s push-pull yearning and self-awareness. Even their flair for dramatic melancholy—like “Don't give up on me, I'll go out with a bang” and “Stuff been rather tragic lately.”—matches the song’s bittersweet, cinematic energy. On top of that, they actively vibe with Tyler’s music, as seen in “fuck my stupid fucking life, bump tylers new album instead.”, making See You Again feel like a natural soundtrack to their inner world.
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