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Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak is the Springfield bartender who is constantly battling depression, loneliness, and suicidal thoughts, mirroring the user's frequent expressions of despair such as the tweet 'ill jump off the roof sometime soon i am serious' and 'i need to kms'. The user's mood swings, seen in 'im having extreme bipolarism today' and 'how do i end my misery', echo Moe's erratic emotional state and frequent bouts of hopelessness. Additionally, Moe's desperate yearning for love and connection, often highlighted in episodes where he seeks companionship, aligns with the user's obsessive love tweets like 'ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! IM IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' and 'the fact i was crying ... now i am blushing and smiling cause of this man'. Overall, the pattern of self‑harm, suicidal ideation, and a craving for affection best fits Moe's tragic, yet darkly comedic, personality among the main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user appears introverted, posting mostly personal, emotionally charged monologues and having only one follower, e.g., 'i cant even say it to anyone i feel so pathetic'. Their language focuses on concrete sensory details and present bodily sensations such as 'my face is heating up', 'fresh cuts on my thighs tear streaming', and 'physically sick', indicating a Sensing preference. Decision-making is guided by feelings and personal values rather than logical analysis, shown by statements like 'i need to kms' and 'i love my life'. Their pattern of impulsive, mood‑driven tweeting—'im having extreme bipolarism today' and 'ill jump off the roof sometime soon i am serious'—reflects a Perceiving, unstructured lifestyle. Together these traits point to an ISFP personality type.

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Creative writer exploring mental health 🌱. Coffee-fuelled dreamer who once turned a rooftop cat chase into a viral clip. #Storyteller– @petalorbit

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures the volatile mix of love and self‑destruction that @petalorbit shares, with sweet pomegranate echoing the ecstatic shout of "ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! IM IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and dark blackberry mirroring the bleak line "i also wanna die". A splash of lavender honey soothes the "self hate" and "i cant even say it to anyone i feel so pathetic" feelings, while the chili‑infused tequila adds the heat of "i wanna be choked i wanna be slapped" and the reckless edge of "ill jump off the roof sometime soon i am serious". The vodka provides a neutral base, reflecting the swings between "I love my life" and "how do i end my misery", creating a cocktail that is both intoxicating and bittersweet.

Your Hogwarts House
The user's tweets reveal a strong focus on personal ambition, manipulation, and a dark, self‑preserving mindset that aligns with Slytherin values. For example, they write “All it takes is one story to get me a thousand bitches <333” showing a desire for influence and control over others. Their dark humor and self‑destructive thoughts, such as “if a serial killer tried to kill me i would thank it” and “kys”, reflect a willingness to confront danger and prioritize their own narrative. Additionally, statements like “I need to start talking to other guys again” and “one day you people will feel it when i am gone” indicate a strategic, ambitious approach to relationships and a desire to leave a lasting impact.

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The raw anguish expressed in the tweets—'i need to kms', 'i also wanna die', and 'fresh cuts on my thighs tear streaming'—mirrors the self‑destructive confession in the lyric 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel' from 'Hurt'. The recurring theme of self‑hate and feeling worthless, as seen in 'self hate' and 'i dont see any reason why i should be bothered', aligns with the song’s lines about shame and emptiness. Their oscillation between desperate love and hopelessness, exemplified by 'my love for him is gone' and 'one day you people will feel it when i am gone', echoes the chorus’s lament of being broken and lost. The tweet about 'my brain chemistry has been altered' captures the sense of numbness and altered perception that the song describes. Overall, the blend of self‑harm, loneliness, and yearning for an end fits the mournful, confessional tone of 'Hurt'.

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