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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly making jokes that mix violence, gay panic, and affection. Their threats like “If I don't get a boyfriend by the end of this season all of you guys are dying” and “New year we're all jumping Squalo 🔥🔥🔥” feel very Bart-like: over-the-top, unserious menace for comedic effect. They have a prankster, trollish streak, as seen in “Your codice fiscale and credit card numbers” and “Stop posting mysterious status updates when we have no idea who you're talking about.”, where they mock others’ behavior like a snarky teenager. At the same time, their genuine emotional side peeks out through posts like “//I finally came out today” and “I miss my chud brother”, which mirrors Bart’s occasional moments of vulnerability beneath the jokester exterior. Overall, they read as a hyper-online, queer-fandom version of Bart: loud, dramatic, lovingly mean to the people and characters they care about, and always chasing a laugh.

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They come off as highly outward-facing and socially energized, constantly interacting with others, tagging fandoms, and throwing out posts clearly meant to spark responses, like “Interaction bait” and “Join my emo band”, which points to Extraversion (E) rather than reserved, private posting. Their humor is very idea-based and referential, full of fictional scenarios, hyperbole, and meta-fandom jokes (e.g., “New year we're all jumping Squalo 🔥🔥🔥”, “Can bunnies join the mafia?”), suggesting a focus on possibilities and abstractions, characteristic of Intuition (N) over concrete, real-life detail. Emotion drives much of their posting style: they dramatize feelings, use moral language, and show strong personal loyalties and antipathies (e.g., “The people hating on you will go to hell”, “I hate my chud brother”), indicating Feeling (F) rather than detached logic. Their timeline is chaotic, reactive, and spur-of-the-moment, with lots of impulsive declarations and shifting topics (“I already fucked up 2026.”, “I don't want to be here I don't want to be here... why am I here”), which aligns more with flexible, spontaneous Perceiving (P) than structured planning. Altogether, the high-energy social presence, imaginative and fandom-heavy joking, emotional expressiveness, and improvisational posting style are most consistent with ENFP.

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JoJo analyst & strawberry enthusiast. Once got jumped for $5 and still chose fandom over therapy. Opinions on Giorno may cause heat.– @PH_DISTORTION

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Strawberry-infused vodka mirrors their name and icon, tying into their whole 🍓 persona and running jokes like “What is his obsession with strawberries//”. Amaro brings a dark, bitter undercurrent for all the chaotic threats and dramatic lines like “If I don't get a boyfriend by the end of this season all of you guys are dying” and “//there's just some ppl we gotta execute yk”. Sparkling apple soda is a nod to their loud, excitable energy and specific bits like “IT'S 'APPLE' JUICE WHAT ELSE WOULD IT TASTE LIKE?”, keeping the drink playful and hyper. A dash of chili tincture captures their sharp temper and explosive capslock rants such as “I DONT CARE IF IT'S REFERENCE VAFFANCULO MUORI LENTAMENTE” and “I'M TAKING EVERYONE DOWN WITH ME BECAUSE OF YOU I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY”. Finally, edible gold glitter represents their flashy JoJo larping, mafia glam, and dramatic flair from lines like “Come to the wonderful TG University Hospital in A City, M Prefecture, Morioh Town, Japan, they have the best healthcare!” and the over-the-top Buccigang vibes throughout their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their humor and worldview are steeped in sharpness, threat-jokes, and a clear sense of us-vs-them, which aligns strongly with Slytherin’s cunning and ruthlessness. They casually talk about executing or killing others in a joking, hyperbolic way, like “//there's just some ppl we gotta execute yk [picture]” and “Guys we should kill hol horse [picture]”, showing a comfort with dark, aggressive humor used as social positioning. They’re also very protective of their boundaries and grudges, as seen in “I hate my chud brother [picture]” and the intense ranting over the Strawpage situation in “WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS DO YOU HAVE MY STRAWPAGE SAVED GO READ A BOOK PLEASE DO ANYTHING ELSE [picture]”, which reads as defensive and self-preservational. Their bio’s “Tx2 fans dni” and posts like “Stop posting mysterious status updates when we have no idea who you're talking about. [picture]” show a strong, almost gatekeeping sense of in-group and out-group, another Slytherin hallmark. Even when they show affection, it’s filtered through possessive or intense language, such as “If I don't get a boyfriend by the end of this season all of you guys are dying [picture]”, which fits Slytherin’s dramatic, emotionally charged way of expressing attachment more than Hufflepuff’s softness.

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Their whole vibe is chaotic, dramatic, and a little bit murderous-in-jest, which fits My Chemical Romance perfectly, especially Teenagers. They constantly oscillate between dark humor and over-the-top threats like “If I don't get a boyfriend by the end of this season all of you guys are dying” and “//there's just some ppl we gotta execute yk”, mirroring the song’s rebellious, unhinged energy. Their account is steeped in fandom and emo-adjacent dramatics, from JoJo obsession and mafia jokes to posts like “Join my emo band”, which line up with MCR’s theatrical angst. Even their queer, self-aware chaos and perpetual frustration, shown in tweets like “I already fucked up 2026.” and “I don't want to be here I don't want to be here…”, echo the song’s feeling of being trapped in a loud, hostile world. The mix of humor, aggression, and vulnerability all point to Teenagers as the song that best matches their online persona.

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