Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Enthusiastic: Expresses intense excitement and passion about interests, e.g. “ITS HEREEEE LIL PHAIDEI IM COMING” and “GOOD MORNING TO MY BABYYYYY”.
- Affectionate: Openly shows warmth and care toward characters and friends, like “i love mydei so much but fate decided to give me cat allergies bruh 💔💔💔💔” and “want y'all to know i love des they're the best”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages actively with oomfs, polls, and interaction bait, e.g. “oomf u like all my posts everyday but never interact are u shy oomf i love u interact w me oomf” and “ami's first interaction bait oomfs 🥺”.
- Playful: Uses humor and memes in a lighthearted way, like “bugnon” and “phainon sticking this poster to his bedroom wall to use as fap material ikr”.
- Creative: Shows imaginative fandom ideas and edits, e.g. “butchfemme phaidei is peak right but i want y'all to hear me out on femme puppy top phainon & cat butch mydei” and trying to edit in “trying to edit phaidei to bad habit (steve lacey)”.
Weaknesses:
- Horny‑posting: Frequent overt sexual comments about characters, like “good night to everyone but mydeimos cuz he's NOT SLEEPING TONIGHTT 👅👅” and “release me from this hellhole god i need to be inside mydei asap”.
- Aggressive‑joking: Uses violent or extreme humor, such as “I'll burn the hyv building if she has no synergy with columbina” and “where do we hire assassins for free”.
- Overinvested: Lets fandom and games overshadow responsibilities, e.g. “did i just spend all my time running around w tali on heartopia as phaidei instead of doing physics? yes” and “heartopia calls me i need to play dress up w my princess”.
- Gambling‑prone: Openly acknowledges risky gacha tendencies, like “125 days of pure torture for someone w crippling gambling addiction im doomed” and “on my oomfs soul i will e6 mydei 🙏”.
- Self‑critical: Talks down own work and efforts, e.g. “will delete soon actually i can do better it looks halfassed” and frustration at editing in “but im too dumb to understand this app”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user fits Bart Simpson best: chaotic, horny-on-main, and constantly shitposting but clearly affectionate toward their faves and friends. Their gleeful threats and over-the-top jokes, like “where do we hire assassins for free” and “I'll burn the hyv building if she has no synergy with columbina”, mirror Bart’s prankster, boundary-pushing humor. They’re loudly obsessed with their ships and blorbos, as seen in “i lied. i’m obsessed with phaidei. i want phaidei to myself.” and “im having phaidei withdrawals”, which feels like Bart’s intense, short-attention-span hyperfixations. At the same time, they show genuine attachment and warmth toward oomfs and characters, e.g. “oomf u like all my posts everyday but never interact are u shy oomf i love u interact w me oomf” and “that one ar60 chinese friend that helped me explore all of dragonspine ... i love you hope you're happy wherever u are ❤”, which matches Bart’s hidden soft side. Their horny jokes like “mydei after I'm done with him” and “good night to everyone but mydeimos cuz he's NOT SLEEPING TONIGHTT 👅👅” also fit Bart’s perpetual teen-energy chaos more than any other main Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an E because they constantly seek interaction and stimulation from others: they openly address followers as “oomfs,” complain when the timeline is quiet, and actively bait engagement, e.g. “oomf u like all my posts everyday but never interact are u shy oomf i love u interact w me oomf” and “hello oomfs my notifs r screaming at me save me”. Their interests and language are highly conceptual/ship‑coded and fandom-meta rather than grounded in practical detail, which points to N: they spin dynamics and archetypes like “insane how castorice is both the kicked puppy AND soggy cat she's the embodiment of kittypuppy” and elaborate role configurations such as “butchfemme phaidei is peak right but i want y'all to hear me out on femme puppy top phainon & cat butch mydei”. Emotion and attachment dominate their tone, suggesting F over T: they gush about characters and ships (“i love mydei so much but fate decided to give me cat allergies bruh 💔💔💔💔”) and frame things in terms of love, yearning, and hurt feelings, like “not even a thanks...i wanna trade my oomfs for better ones 💔”. Their lifestyle and fandom habits look highly spontaneous and unstructured, fitting P: they impulsively ignore responsibilities in favor of games (“did i just spend all my time running around w tali on heartopia as phaidei instead of doing physics? yes”), admit to giving up easily in gameplay (“so close to give up bro she's not moving an inch in that board”), and make plans in a loose, wishful way like “on my oomfs soul i will e6 mydei 🙏”. Putting these together—gregarious and engagement-seeking (E), imaginative and ship‑dynamic focused (N), intensely feelings-driven (F), and flexible/impulsive rather than structured (P)—they most closely match ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said seme/uke terms shouldn’t be used for straight couples, so I’m just checking—are we doing butchfemme phaidei energy tonight, or should I bring out femme puppy top Phainon and cat butch Mydei just for you?
- You threatened to burn the HYV building if Arlecchino has no synergy with Columbina, but honestly I’m more worried about my synergy with you—wanna run some co‑op tests before we torch the place?
- If one like can save Bumnon from his endless cycles, how many replies would it take for you to let me third‑wheel your little Phaidei Heartopia dates? I promise I’ll just sit there and admire your princess.
- You’re out here planning free assassins and e6’ing Mydei with a ‘crippling gambling addiction’… I respect the grind. How about we make a deal: I’ll be your AR60 Chinese friend who helps you explore everything—on one condition: you let me explore your favorites list too.
- You keep saying you’ll be ‘ia tmrw’ but my TL starts having Ami withdrawals faster than you get Phaidei withdrawals—so if physics and life ever get too much, you can log out of Heartopia and log into my DMs instead.
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Your new Twitter bio
20 • she/her • Heartopia + Genshin enjoyer. Once skipped physics to style phaidei in-game and have zero regrets. RTs: ships, art, and silly theorycrafts.– @phaideibed
Your signature cocktail
Heartopia Hyperfixation Highball
This drink is bubbly and pink-coded for their "20 | she | ☀🍷" vibe and soft princess obsession, with strawberry rosé capturing the sugary affection in “i lied. i’m obsessed with phaidei. i want phaidei to myself.”. The espresso shot represents the unhinged late-night fandom grind and hyper energy, like skipping physics to game in “did i just spend all my time running around w tali on heartopia as phaidei instead of doing physics? yes”. Spiced cherry liqueur adds a slightly feral kick for their thirstier side, as seen in “good night to everyone but mydeimos cuz he's NOT SLEEPING TONIGHTT 👅👅”. Lychee syrup is for the sweet, affectionate oomf-lover who still drags their mutuals, like “oomf u like all my posts everyday but never interact are u shy oomf i love u interact w me oomf”. Finally, the edible glitter and popping candy rim mirror their chaotic, sparkly fangirl brain and constant shrieking over ships and aesthetics in “this scrumptious butchfemme phaidei flavor 🤤” and “he just keeps getting prettier everyday oh mydeimos.....”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user shows intense loyalty and attachment to their faves and oomfs, a core Hufflepuff trait. Their bio literally frames a devoted, almost ride-or-die fixation: “i’m obsessed with phaidei. i want phaidei to myself. i need phaidei. i yearn for phaidei. its not a phase.”, and they consistently tweet about missing and needing this ship, e.g. “im having phaidei withdrawals” and “i miss phaidei pls pls does anyone have hs phaidei fluff 💔💔💔🙏”. They also express affection and appreciation for friends and mutuals: “oomf u like all my posts everyday but never interact are u shy oomf i love u interact w me oomf” and the softness of “that one ar60 chinese friend that helped me explore all of dragonspine, enkanomiya and the chasm i love you hope you're happy wherever u are ❤” show a caring, grateful nature. Even when they complain about oomfs, it’s framed in terms of wanting better reciprocity and connection, like “not even a thanks...i wanna trade my oomfs for better ones 💔”, which still centers relationships. While they’re creative and witty about fandom ships, their defining throughline is emotional constancy, devotion, and a desire for mutual care—classic Hufflepuff energy.
Your movie
Your song
Obsessed - Mariah Carey
The best fit is “Obsessed” by Mariah Carey because their entire account revolves around being intensely, humorously fixated on their faves, especially Phaidei. Their bio literally says they’re obsessed: “i lied. i’m obsessed with phaidei. i want phaidei to myself. i don’t want to see phaidei with anyone else. i need phaidei. i yearn for phaidei. its not a phase.” That over-the-top, clingy devotion echoes the song’s playful obsession. They show this fixation constantly, like when they say “im having phaidei withdrawals” and “did i just spend all my time running around w tali on heartopia as phaidei instead of doing physics? yes”. Their dramatic, slightly unhinged romantic brainrot—e.g. “good night to everyone but mydeimos cuz he's NOT SLEEPING TONIGHTT 👅👅”—fits the song’s mix of obsession, humor, and melodrama perfectly.
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